Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Gerard Butler letting this girl know what it’s going to take for him to actually read that script (Hint: It’s port-a-potty fellatio), and finally, you’re move, Rumer Willis.
Because they both have barely acceptable cleavage and just awful, awful faces,
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I call this collection “Black by Shaq,”
It’s Blaq, breh.
On the clock.
I wonder if they’ll search her saddlebags?
“That’s it Kevin, no more broccoli for you”
“Ohboyohboyohboy! Can I have both Santa?”
Sorry it’s too late, the last Twilight auditions ended over a year ago.
- “Wait, we forgot Nick at the gas station again!”
- “Crap, he noticed!”
I didn’t know Justin Long underwent surgery. Props to him I say.
Taking the Level Up message behind him to heart I see
Is this the episode where Turtle fell asleep in the tanning bed?
“Yes, I realize I will be irrelevant again within the year now that this last turd has been shat out.”
form the supporting cast there are any people to whom that would apply, she has more than enough to not be one of them.
She looks like hammered prolapse.
You sir are a liar! I have seen prolapse played with and squeezed viciously (It eventually happens to all internet connoisseurs). This looks nothing like it. In fact, except for the apparent ballsack she’s sporting, she looks pretty fuckable here.
Sadly, it’s true. All over the internet, there are poor men who can no longer get an erection unless they see a rectal prolapse. Thankfully, modern psychology is making tremendous advances, but they need your help. Won’t you please give generously?
Put a Sarah McLachlan song in the background and you’ve got yourself a commercial, Iveski.
haahahahhaha :D
I was really hoping that was a tattoo.
They say if you look at her ass, you get a phone call and they say you’ll die in 7 days. Just ask that guy in back.
Net worth: 4 million dollars. [1999]
Net worth: Will fuck you for blow. [2012]
Somewhere Matthew Broderick just got a boner.
Walking next to a giant-ass car to make yourself look slim. Well-played McGuire, well played…
She’s the poor man’s *Fez’s psycho girlfriend*.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0612956/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
They replaced the 3rd, forgettable Jonas with a black man knowing no one would ever notice.
OK! seems an appropriate magazine for her.
*crosses fingers that she visits Soweto. At night. Unaccompanied.*
“… and then I put my face up to that strange hole in the bathroom wall and you will NOT believe what happened …”
Alright, who looked directly at the mannequin?
We’re going to be here all day.
‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
That’s right…I’m the most evil mutant of all time!
Wow! Sanjaya’s hair has gotten long!
She forgot to spackle a few lines on her chest.
Hey there Delilah what’s it like in London city
I’m a thousand miles away But girl tonight you look so shitty,
yes you do
Times Square can’t shine as bright as your forehead, I swear it’s true
…
Once again…NEVER go full retard.
“You know what? You know what?! ‘Luke Shywanker’ was funny the first 500 times I heard it. So, fuck you, buddy!”
“Carrie’s penis was about this big, as I recall.”
Doesn’t PETA realize that wig is made out of Horse Hair?
‘SKYWANKER’!! It’s supposed to “SKYWANKER”!!! Damn, it!! There goes my getting-my-words-posted-next-to-a-pic-on-the-internet-for-no-money bragging rights!!
You know what? “Shywanker” was funnier.
I’m more than willing to accept my mistakes as successes.
BAM!
She looks like she needed to be in bed hours ago.
Vampires DO exist!
This is what vampires are suppose to look like .
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
I think we found Sarah Jessica Parker’s long lost sister.
I never figured out if this person was actually born female or not. Can anyone clear it up for me?
You’re asking an awful lot.
“I see myself in the next Star Wars trilogy with that special effect they did to reverse age Patrick Steward and Ian McKellen”
There is such a thing as being skinny and your pants still being too small. Wearing one size up does not make you fat, it just means you actually look in a mirror.
I am starting to hate you Photoboy. Please stop contributing to their continued extension of 15 min. of fame every fucking day, huh?
Wtf is that? Sooo confused..
Psssst. You’re trying too hard.
The brunette always feels confident and pretty, because she’s not the one that looks like her daddy in a wig. She also feels pity for shortbus, there.
It won’t let me thumb you up, so I’m going to have a frikkin parade for you.
Thank you kindly! :D
I’m not sure if my penis can withstand the furious masturbation this picture has inspired.
since the one on the left resembles her father, i wonder if she too is a zero-IQ simpleton-liar.
Seriously, is that thing real ?
And I’m not talking about her luggage, all you smartasses.
Who is this person and why are they tainting my screen?
She died in 1874.