The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.28.12

November 28th, 2012 // 557 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Gerard Butler letting this girl know what it’s going to take for him to actually read that script (Hint: It’s port-a-potty fellatio), and finally, you’re move, Rumer Willis.

Because they both have barely acceptable cleavage and just awful, awful faces,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shaquille O'Neal Modeling His Jewelry Collection
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    I call this collection “Black by Shaq,”

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Panty Flash Upskirt
    popwilleatitself
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    On the clock.

  3. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    I wonder if they’ll search her saddlebags?

  4. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
    caley
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    “That’s it Kevin, no more broccoli for you”

  5. David Beckham Laker Girls
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    “Ohboyohboyohboy! Can I have both Santa?”

  6. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Sorry it’s too late, the last Twilight auditions ended over a year ago.

  7. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    - “Wait, we forgot Nick at the gas station again!”
    - “Crap, he noticed!”

  8. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I didn’t know Justin Long underwent surgery. Props to him I say.

  9. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Taking the Level Up message behind him to heart I see

  10. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Is this the episode where Turtle fell asleep in the tanning bed?

  11. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Independant Film Spirit Award Nominations
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    “Yes, I realize I will be irrelevant again within the year now that this last turd has been shat out.”

    • rantatonne

      form the supporting cast there are any people to whom that would apply, she has more than enough to not be one of them.

  12. Sophie Monk Nipples
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    She looks like hammered prolapse.

    • You sir are a liar! I have seen prolapse played with and squeezed viciously (It eventually happens to all internet connoisseurs). This looks nothing like it. In fact, except for the apparent ballsack she’s sporting, she looks pretty fuckable here.

  13. Garrett Michael Hoover Mugshot Down To Boink Written On Face
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    I was really hoping that was a tattoo.

  14. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    Where's Dildo
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    They say if you look at her ass, you get a phone call and they say you’ll die in 7 days. Just ask that guy in back.

  15. Amber Valletta Nipples The British Fashion Awards
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Net worth: 4 million dollars. [1999]
    Net worth: Will fuck you for blow. [2012]

  16. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    tlmck
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    Somewhere Matthew Broderick just got a boner.

  17. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Walking next to a giant-ass car to make yourself look slim. Well-played McGuire, well played…

  18. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Independant Film Spirit Award Nominations
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    She’s the poor man’s *Fez’s psycho girlfriend*.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0612956/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

  19. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
    Tidbit
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    They replaced the 3rd, forgettable Jonas with a black man knowing no one would ever notice.

  20. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Pary
    tlmck
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    OK! seems an appropriate magazine for her.

  21. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    *crosses fingers that she visits Soweto. At night. Unaccompanied.*

  22. Gerard Butler
    Raoul
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    “… and then I put my face up to that strange hole in the bathroom wall and you will NOT believe what happened …”

  23. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Alright, who looked directly at the mannequin?
    We’re going to be here all day.

  24. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
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    ‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
    And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
    You know it’s thriller, thriller night
    You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

  25. Ian McKellan Crazy Hair
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    That’s right…I’m the most evil mutant of all time!

  26. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    Wow! Sanjaya’s hair has gotten long!

  27. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    glam
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    She forgot to spackle a few lines on her chest.

  28. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    YAAR
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    Hey there Delilah what’s it like in London city
    I’m a thousand miles away But girl tonight you look so shitty,
    yes you do
    Times Square can’t shine as bright as your forehead, I swear it’s true

  29. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    Once again…NEVER go full retard.

  30. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
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    “You know what? You know what?! ‘Luke Shywanker’ was funny the first 500 times I heard it. So, fuck you, buddy!”

  31. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
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    “Carrie’s penis was about this big, as I recall.”

  32. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    SS109
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    Doesn’t PETA realize that wig is made out of Horse Hair?

  33. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
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    ‘SKYWANKER’!! It’s supposed to “SKYWANKER”!!! Damn, it!! There goes my getting-my-words-posted-next-to-a-pic-on-the-internet-for-no-money bragging rights!!

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    BAM!

  35. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    Jade
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    She looks like she needed to be in bed hours ago.

  36. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Jade
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    Vampires DO exist!

  37. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”

  38. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Jade
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    I think we found Sarah Jessica Parker’s long lost sister.

  39. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    Jade
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    I never figured out if this person was actually born female or not. Can anyone clear it up for me?

  40. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
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    “I see myself in the next Star Wars trilogy with that special effect they did to reverse age Patrick Steward and Ian McKellen”

  41. Sophie Monk Nipples
    Jade
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    There is such a thing as being skinny and your pants still being too small. Wearing one size up does not make you fat, it just means you actually look in a mirror.

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    I am starting to hate you Photoboy. Please stop contributing to their continued extension of 15 min. of fame every fucking day, huh?

  43. Kerry Katona Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Party
    Jade
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    Wtf is that? Sooo confused..

  44. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Jade
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    Psssst. You’re trying too hard.

  45. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    The brunette always feels confident and pretty, because she’s not the one that looks like her daddy in a wig. She also feels pity for shortbus, there.

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    I’m not sure if my penis can withstand the furious masturbation this picture has inspired.

  47. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    Athr
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    since the one on the left resembles her father, i wonder if she too is a zero-IQ simpleton-liar.

  48. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    Seriously, is that thing real ?

    And I’m not talking about her luggage, all you smartasses.

  49. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    HumpinFrog
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    Who is this person and why are they tainting my screen?

  50. Amber Valletta Nipples The British Fashion Awards
    Mfer
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    She died in 1874.

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