The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.28.12

November 28th, 2012 // 557 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Gerard Butler letting this girl know what it’s going to take for him to actually read that script (Hint: It’s port-a-potty fellatio), and finally, you’re move, Rumer Willis.

Because they both have barely acceptable cleavage and just awful, awful faces,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    We get it, Vampira, you’re white. Congratulations.

  2. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    Chase
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    It could be lupus.

  3. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    Vanessa
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    Uhm photo shop? Where is the other half of her – I’m sorry the other 2/3 of her body?

  4. Shaquille O'Neal Modeling His Jewelry Collection
    cc
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    Wow, that shit is like nothing I’ve seen before..I’m thankful he’s turned his attention to the world of fashion.

  5. Rita Ora Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Is that 5 o’clock shadow we see?

  6. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    cuddles
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    But blood diamonds I’m 100% cool with.

  7. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    cc
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    I am pretty sure this is Samson.

  8. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    jake
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    I sure wouldn’t mind titty fucking a President’s daughter. For bragging rights, and , well, Jenna’s got nice cans and golden locks to shoot a little jizz on.

  9. Sam Rockwell Holding Dog Seven Psychopaths Jameson Cult Film Club Gala Premiere
    cc
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    Does that dog come with extra gay?

  10. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    rantatonne
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    Take your tits and GTFO!

  11. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Guys in back (from left to right):
    “OhmigodIhavetohidethisboner”
    “I could totally get her. Easy.”
    “So, Lou, waddaya say? 9?10?”
    “Solid 9, Rick”
    “Will Cyrill like the patchoulie or cinnamon massage oil?”

  12. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Pary
    cc
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    Her tattoos set her apart from the rest of skankdom.

  13. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    alex
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    I was certain that was Madonna’s kid…

  14. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
    cc
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    Okay asshole, you want to make another joke about my light sabre? My light sabre is THIS FUCKING BIG!

  15. Ian McKellan Crazy Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    Aren’t gay guys supposed to have nice hair?

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    Black is slimming. Or not.

  17. David Beckham Laker Girls
    The Pope
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    “I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really-really want.”

  18. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
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    And I would rather you wear fur. I believe we have reached an impasse.

  19. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Salad Face
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    I thought when women said “harness those puppies in” it was just a figure of speech…

  20. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    Deacon Jones
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    Well, it’s pretty obvious which one is more fun

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      I bet the one on the right already has a special purse she’s saving, to keep her future husband’s balls in.

  21. Kelly Brook Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    cc
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    *watches the beginning of Piranha for the 22nd time*

  22. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
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    Halloween 2012, dressed as David Hasselhoff’s cheeseburger.

  23. Ashley Mattingly Cleavage Making Out With Female Friend
    rantatonne
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    somewhere in the year 2000 some kid is getting a boner fro this pic.

  24. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    Deacon Jones
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    Cover charge at club – $25
    Drink for stranger you met in bar – $90
    Cab ride back to her place because her roomie is out of town -$15
    That awkward moment after you cum on her face – priceless

  25. Ashley Mattingly Cleavage Making Out With Female Friend
    cc
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    Is she kissing Joanne Krupa?

  26. Shaquille O'Neal Modeling His Jewelry Collection
    Deacon Jones
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    (Please God let me talk like I don’t have a mouth full of marbles…)

  27. Sophie Monk Nipples
    cc
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    The Jessica Biel Effect.

  28. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
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    Trailers for sale or rent
    Rooms to let…fifty cents.
    No phone, no pool, no pets
    I ain’t got no cigarettes
    Ah, but..two hours of pushin’ on this whore
    Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
    for a dollar more
    I’m a man of means by no means
    King of the road.

  29. Gerard Butler
    CK
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    Him: So you’re gonna be like, ‘IT’S TOO BIG!! IT’S TOO BIG!!’

    Her: Uh-huh. Don’t think so.

  30. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Independant Film Spirit Award Nominations
    cc
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    I call her ‘Pocket Fuck’.

  31. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
    Duck Soup
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    The CPU is struggling to keep those huge glasses from falling off so there is little capacity left to create a proper smile. But Skynet is promising the next male terminator will come with significant upgrades.

  32. Kerry Katona Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Party
    cc
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    ‘Shit, now that guy is running away from me too!’

  33. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    Deacon Jones
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    She looks like that beast from Hellboy

  34. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    The Sara Jessica Parker is strong with this one.

  35. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    rantatonne
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    still liking this

  36. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
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    I’d rather smash a puppy than look at this shit.

  37. Rita Ora Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    rantatonne
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    She looks dirty in all the right ways

  38. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    CK
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    Lose the wig, poser.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Britain’s best contribution for spanking material in a long, long time

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Nice glasses. She must have two black guys.

  41. Gerard Butler
    The Pope
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    “I want you to put a sign up over your closet that says, in big letters like this: DON’T WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY!”

  42. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    Let me give you guys a tip. If you want to see who the biggest douchebags in Toronto are, look for a Benz like this, but in black. The driver will be balding, but will have his remaining hair long and slicked back, he’s wearing gold sunglasses and a big gold watch. He’s a dentist, but he tells people he’s an entrepreneur. Don’t laugh, there are at least a 10,000 guys like that in this city.

  43. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Independant Film Spirit Award Nominations
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    Black Mic 101, in which instructor Kim starts ‘em off easy.

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Panty Flash Upskirt
    cc
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    Far too much clothing.

  45. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    Richard Harrow
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    “Love’s young nightmare , like “

  46. Rita Ora Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    cc
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    Oh!

  47. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    Duck Soup
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    You know Tarantino just came in his pants.

  48. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Tom Jones
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    Why? Why? WHY DELILAH?

  49. Garrett Michael Hoover Mugshot Down To Boink Written On Face
    cc
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    When you look at that writing in the mirror it says ‘I’m a tool’.

  50. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    Billy Barty, Jr
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    “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”

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