The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.28.12

November 28th, 2012 // 557 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Gerard Butler letting this girl know what it’s going to take for him to actually read that script (Hint: It’s port-a-potty fellatio), and finally, you’re move, Rumer Willis.

Because they both have barely acceptable cleavage and just awful, awful faces,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
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    I don’t have the best gaydar, but…

  2. Kelly Brook Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    Now this is a beautifully curvaceous woman…

  3. Sam Rockwell Holding Dog Seven Psychopaths Jameson Cult Film Club Gala Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Peter Brady, about to tie antlers to the family dog in ” A Very Grinchy Brady Christmas”.

  4. Ian McKellan Crazy Hair
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    Kinda looks like my grammy.

  5. Amber Valletta Nipples The British Fashion Awards
    it had to be said
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    Those are fancy drapes she used to make that dress. Probably should have gone two-ply at the nipples though.

  6. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    This makes me want to photoshop the fur off pictures of animals.

  7. Gerard Butler
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    You know when your boss tells you a ridiculously boring story about what he did on the weekend, or the time he hit this perfect drive with his golf buddies, or the time he met inspirational speaker MisterWhatever? And then you had to stand there and listen to it for fear of being fired? THAT’s her face!

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    ThisWillHurt
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    Oh, goodie! Double 0 Thunder-Thighs thinks she can create peace between Israel and Palestine. Enjoy your completely justifiable crucifixion, Moo Cow McSelf-Absorbed.

  9. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Pary
    Bigalkie
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    Wow, London, who would have guessed?

  10. Kelly Brook Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    it had to be said
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    In before the first person tries to distract me from masturb . . . ha! Finished, haters!

  11. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Sum Guy
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    Yeah, I’m down to boink, too. Probably not enough to write it on my face…

  12. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    That’s the best she’s looked in years.

  13. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    One second earlier she did a jumping jack.

  14. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    For a moment, I thought it was a Undead Lohan.

    I remember when she had her first set of training fake tits, about 1890 or so. This is scary.

  15. Ashley Mattingly Cleavage Making Out With Female Friend
    it had to be said
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    MILFy lesbians? Now I’ve seen everything.

  16. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
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    Riiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhtttttt.

  17. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Pary
    Praise The Lords
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    Looks like Katy Perry if Katy Perry were hot.

  18. Shaquille O'Neal Modeling His Jewelry Collection
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    “You can wear my shit wif everything yo.”

  19. Garrett Michael Hoover Mugshot Down To Boink Written On Face
    ThisWillHurt
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    If this is a mug shot, then he will be “boinking” a lot very soon.

    • BigOkie

      How does it go? “Prison is like high school… The sex you’re wanting, you don’t get. And the sex you’re getting, you don’t want” — Eddie Griffin

  20. David Beckham Laker Girls
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Lakers game, or strip joint?

  21. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    joe
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    Hey there Delilah, I just barfed in my mouth.

  22. Kerry Katona Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Party
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    She’s achieved the rank of Captain in the Bedazzaliers.

  23. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    “Welcome the airport. Unfortunately you’ve been chosen, totally at random mind you, for a full cavity search.”

    Ten minutes later:

    “Say, this isn’t your first full cavity search is it?”

  24. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    Grand Dragon
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    I can’l believe I used to fap to her Playboy spreads in college, circa 1995

  25. Ian McKellan Crazy Hair
    Sparky
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    If I was as awesome as he is, I wouldn’t give a fuck either.

  26. David Beckham Laker Girls
    cc
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    Gay photographers…pfft.

  27. Garrett Michael Hoover Mugshot Down To Boink Written On Face
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    Does that work with the ladies?

    *gets Sharpie

  28. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    ThisWillHurt
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    I made you a fur bag to put over your head. It’s %100 puppy.

  29. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    Kid Rock is looking good these days

  30. Shaquille O'Neal Modeling His Jewelry Collection
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    Dude could palm a Volkswagen Bug.

  31. Sam Rockwell Holding Dog Seven Psychopaths Jameson Cult Film Club Gala Premiere
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    Everything about this picture looks uncomfortable

  32. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
    cc
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    I suspect the fellows accompanying her might be dancers.

  33. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Totally normal way to stand when waiting for a cab.

    Incidentally, it would be awesome if all women did this whenever a camera was pointed at them.

  34. Kerry Katona Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Party
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    So Miley Cyrus and Amy Sedaris had a kid…

  35. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Wait, I thought Tiny TIm was dead.

  36. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Presenting.

  37. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    rantatonne
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    Jon Hamm’s Penis strikes again

  38. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
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    A womp rat is about 2 meters…

  39. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Pary
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    No idea who she is, but I suspect she’s a gift for someone.

  40. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    cc
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    What’s that joke about rolling a woman in flour?

  41. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
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    “…and so we had to get Chewie’s satchel and belt outta the way, plus there was all that hair… but when we finally did…”"

  42. Sam Rockwell Holding Dog Seven Psychopaths Jameson Cult Film Club Gala Premiere
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    I didn’t know Charo even knew Sam Rockwell

  43. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
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    I’d rather hit her with a shovel.

  44. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
    cc
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    Olivier Martinez is running after the car.

  45. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    cc
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    It’s really hard not to wish ill on them, but I’ll refrain.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Fat ass breaks escalator… stands still hoping no one will notice…

  47. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    cc
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    And where have Meghan McCain’s tits been lately anyway?

  48. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    shonzie
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    Uma’s “OH” face.

  49. David Beckham Laker Girls
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    It’s like this photographer had the chance to capture a beautiful sunset, but instead focused on a douchebag in hat.

  50. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Independant Film Spirit Award Nominations
    ThisWillHurt
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    A face that says, “Why the fuck is Kristen Stewart more famous than me?”

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