Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Gerard Butler letting this girl know what it’s going to take for him to actually read that script (Hint: It’s port-a-potty fellatio), and finally, you’re move, Rumer Willis.
Because they both have barely acceptable cleavage and just awful, awful faces,
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I don’t have the best gaydar, but…
Now this is a beautifully curvaceous woman…
Brook > Kardashian
This is how you do basic black. If you have the curves no one will be bored.
Peter Brady, about to tie antlers to the family dog in ” A Very Grinchy Brady Christmas”.
Kinda looks like my grammy.
Those are fancy drapes she used to make that dress. Probably should have gone two-ply at the nipples though.
This makes me want to photoshop the fur off pictures of animals.
hahahahaha
I can’t seem to thumbs up anything on this site, so… HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You have to login to like something. That’s the only way it will work for me.
You know when your boss tells you a ridiculously boring story about what he did on the weekend, or the time he hit this perfect drive with his golf buddies, or the time he met inspirational speaker MisterWhatever? And then you had to stand there and listen to it for fear of being fired? THAT’s her face!
You can almost see her head nodding.
Oh, goodie! Double 0 Thunder-Thighs thinks she can create peace between Israel and Palestine. Enjoy your completely justifiable crucifixion, Moo Cow McSelf-Absorbed.
Moo Cow McSelf-Absorbed is my new favorite thing.
Loving it. :D
Wow, London, who would have guessed?
In before the first person tries to distract me from masturb . . . ha! Finished, haters!
Yeah, I’m down to boink, too. Probably not enough to write it on my face…
That’s the best she’s looked in years.
One second earlier she did a jumping jack.
For a moment, I thought it was a Undead Lohan.
I remember when she had her first set of training fake tits, about 1890 or so. This is scary.
MILFy lesbians? Now I’ve seen everything.
Riiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhtttttt.
Looks like Katy Perry if Katy Perry were hot.
“You can wear my shit wif everything yo.”
If this is a mug shot, then he will be “boinking” a lot very soon.
How does it go? “Prison is like high school… The sex you’re wanting, you don’t get. And the sex you’re getting, you don’t want” — Eddie Griffin
Lakers game, or strip joint?
Hey there Delilah, I just barfed in my mouth.
She’s achieved the rank of Captain in the Bedazzaliers.
… which is one level up from Tennille.
AHH! *Appreciative exclamation and head-shake* :D
“Welcome the airport. Unfortunately you’ve been chosen, totally at random mind you, for a full cavity search.”
Ten minutes later:
“Say, this isn’t your first full cavity search is it?”
I can’l believe I used to fap to her Playboy spreads in college, circa 1995
If I was as awesome as he is, I wouldn’t give a fuck either.
Gay photographers…pfft.
Does that work with the ladies?
*gets Sharpie
I made you a fur bag to put over your head. It’s %100 puppy.
Kid Rock is looking good these days
Dude could palm a Volkswagen Bug.
Everything about this picture looks uncomfortable
I suspect the fellows accompanying her might be dancers.
Totally normal way to stand when waiting for a cab.
Incidentally, it would be awesome if all women did this whenever a camera was pointed at them.
So Miley Cyrus and Amy Sedaris had a kid…
Wait, I thought Tiny TIm was dead.
Presenting.
Jon Hamm’s Penis strikes again
A womp rat is about 2 meters…
No idea who she is, but I suspect she’s a gift for someone.
I think she might be Barbie’s stripper friend, a Bratz doll.
What’s that joke about rolling a woman in flour?
“…and so we had to get Chewie’s satchel and belt outta the way, plus there was all that hair… but when we finally did…”"
I didn’t know Charo even knew Sam Rockwell
Nice! :D
I’d rather hit her with a shovel.
I’d rather eat a burger than do her.
Olivier Martinez is running after the car.
It’s really hard not to wish ill on them, but I’ll refrain.
I know, I do the same about Obama’s daughters. So. Hard. Not. To. Be. Mean.
How dare you speak ill of a black man! It’s only been 151 years!
haha
The LIKES and DISLIKES in this thread sadly showing that The Fish is overrun by liberals.
You can also tell by the dearth of slack-jawed yokels.
In that same vein: I hope “Dubya” lives to be 100. I also hope it doesn’t take very long.
God bless and keep George W. Bush…
as far away from me as possible!
Fat ass breaks escalator… stands still hoping no one will notice…
And where have Meghan McCain’s tits been lately anyway?
Right. We see far too little of Meghan’s luscious knockers.
Well, her father lost. We don’t get to see Alexandra Kerry in a see-through dress anymore, either.
Uma’s “OH” face.
Uma’s Madonna impression.
It’s like this photographer had the chance to capture a beautiful sunset, but instead focused on a douchebag in hat.
A face that says, “Why the fuck is Kristen Stewart more famous than me?”