The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.28.12

November 28th, 2012 // 557 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Gerard Butler letting this girl know what it’s going to take for him to actually read that script (Hint: It’s port-a-potty fellatio), and finally, you’re move, Rumer Willis.

Because they both have barely acceptable cleavage and just awful, awful faces,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
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    “Did you read them their rights…???”

  2. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    “My twin sister may have gotten the pretty, delicate facial features, but, goddamnit, I GOT THE FUCKIN’ TITS!”

  3. Amber Valletta Nipples The British Fashion Awards
    Allion
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    She looks old. About 50.

  4. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    Nicholas Cage stars in The Rock 2: Glam Rock

  5. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    Lissa
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    Oh Pamela, you’re looking so lovely these days!

  6. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    It has world-class rear suspension… and the car rides well, too.

  7. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    ChristonaCracker
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    What I wouldn’t give to watch these two chow down on each other’s muffs…

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