Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Gerard Butler letting this girl know what it’s going to take for him to actually read that script (Hint: It’s port-a-potty fellatio), and finally, you’re move, Rumer Willis.
Because they both have barely acceptable cleavage and just awful, awful faces,
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That Hep C must finally be catching up.
Next season on “The Walking Dead”.
Looking more Hep than Hip
Artificial hip.
I feel like Lady Gaga would be so much better looking if she wasn’t so ugly.
Brilliant! Lol
Three cheeky monkeys
C’mere, Roy. It’s time to pay the rent.
Folks, we have our winner here
ERMAHGERD!
ERM GERN KERL BERL!
HAAAAAHAHAHAH
Sorry, that ermagerd thing is sort of out… but that shit was funny. A bit ashamed to say I did LOL a little bit.
Woof!
You beat me to that, but it is literally the exact thing I yelled at the computer. :D
He mom ties porkchops around her neck, so the dogs will play with her!
More like neigh! Who is she anyways?
Pamela Anderson seen leaving the set of Dancing with The Wu Tang Clan.
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp
I’ll bet that neither Bush has a bush.
Looking at that lower left corner, somebody needs a shave…
Everyone’s schwartz shrinks a little with age.
Adorkable!
Dumb and dumber
Jenna is a contributing correspondent for NBC’s Today show and a UNICEF Next Generation chair, and also created the Novo Project, which is dedicated to social change. Barbara is the CEO of Global Health Corps, a non-profit that focuses on inspiring and mobilizing young leaders to get involved with global health issues. But you just let your hatred of their father keep you ignorant, just like obama wants you to be.
Have you ever seen Jenna Bush report?
On the plus side, she has blond hair and a nice rack.
Whuzzat? The evil Kenyan Muslim Socialist president bent on destroying ‘muhrica wants us to hate the Bush twins. Wow! I did not know that.
Thank God we have stalwart souls like your good self, sir. Ready to leap upon your charger on a moment’s notice and let us know of the twins’ impressive list of achievements – all acquired strictly on their own merits and having not a single thing to do with which vagina they happened to pop out of. Kudos, good sir. Can you do Meghan Mccain and her fine tits next? I hear she’s a rocket surgeon or somesuch.
Hey, Plurp… there are other Bushes who have had important-sounding jobs, too. Just look at their father. And he’s got the IQ of a burned Pop-Tart.
And in reality, you should be glad that Obama is president. Because of his decisions, none of the Bushes or their cronies have, thus far, been brought to trial for Crimes Against Humanity.
You, good sir, are an idiot
Dancing with the Whores season one’s winner!
Is that camel toe or ball sack?
I puke in my mouth when I see her pictures.
“Oi. Smell my fingers. Do they smell like crotch?”
“If my wife only knew I preferred women that have eaten a carb in the last 10 years… oh boy”
“Dancing with the 50-Year-Old Hooker You Picked Up Off the Corner of Sunset.”
Rumer needs to stop eating lead.
♪♪ I know all there is to know about the crying game ♪♪
“And then I said, THIS IS SPARTA!!!! and that was the last time I was relevant.”
the master of magnetism
I have to admit it would be kind of funny if dementia kicks in and he pretends to be Gandalf or Magneto the rest of his life…
Ahahaha, that made me laugh. Just imagine him raising his hand in the nursing home, trying to take everyone’s cutlery.
Or blocking everyone on cafeteria line while yelling “You shall not pass!”… Ahhh the jokes are endless…
Hopefully intellect travels down the female side of the family or these kids are fucked.
As long as wealth trickles down the their side of the family, they’ll be just fine.
Judging by the look on the face to the left, chances are slim
“Marty! We’ve got to get you back to the Shire!”
Looks like they’re being carjacked.
Maybe it smells between her boobs.
“Kevin, what the hell did you eat?”
I would TOTALLY do her… if I didn’t mind my balls smelling like chloroform.
Formaldehyde.
FTFY
Urgh. Thanks. Was on a “date” with someone else last night and I must have been staring at the cloth on my night stand ;-)
“That wasn’t hair gel?”
The Amazing Carnac: I see you leaving right after you give me a blowjob.
Classic “Who farted?” faces
So Betty Page got assimilated? Shame.
Why isn’t Octomom home with her kids????
“I see you… I see you in… a…. Weight Watchers commercial…”
The Reverend Shaquille Oneal.
Did she get those puppies reduced?
I think we need to study this further…
What does she call that shit sprouting out of her head?
A wig.
She has a tattoo over her penis? Crazy.
i thought she/he was a drag queen the first time i saw her/him. thought it was Ru Paul or one of his friends.
Myself as well.
If Diane Kruger and Conan O’Brien mated.
“This… This is the size of the cock Lucas penetrated his franchise with…”
It was much bigger.
nice
Is that johnny depp back there? no for real.
Nah, the hats not stupid enough.
Um, yeah it is!
i didnt recognize her without her bikini
It’s official: England’s water supply has been tainted with hallucinogenic drugs. Strong Ones. I smell a Russian Plot.
picture is out of focus.
And we’d rather you keep your clothes on and everything else tucked into place…
“This lip curl is what I have instead of talent.”