The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.28.12

November 28th, 2012 // 557 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Shaq‘s new jewelery collection – For the lumbering hulk in your life who already has everything. Seriously, that bracelet is just an old Goodyear tire. Anyway, we’ve also got what Madonna would think she saw in the mirror if she actually had a reflection, Gerard Butler letting this girl know what it’s going to take for him to actually read that script (Hint: It’s port-a-potty fellatio), and finally, you’re move, Rumer Willis.

Because they both have barely acceptable cleavage and just awful, awful faces,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    FUCKBEAST
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    That Hep C must finally be catching up.

  2. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
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    Looking more Hep than Hip

  3. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
    FUCKBEAST
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    I feel like Lady Gaga would be so much better looking if she wasn’t so ugly.

  4. David Beckham Laker Girls
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    Three cheeky monkeys

  5. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    joe
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    C’mere, Roy. It’s time to pay the rent.

  6. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    ThisWillHurt
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    ERMAHGERD!
    ERM GERN KERL BERL!

  7. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Diablo Dude
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    Woof!

  8. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    Bigalkie
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    Pamela Anderson seen leaving the set of Dancing with The Wu Tang Clan.

  9. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    JPC
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    Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp

  10. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    joe
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    I’ll bet that neither Bush has a bush.

  11. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
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    Looking at that lower left corner, somebody needs a shave…

  12. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
    joe
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    Everyone’s schwartz shrinks a little with age.

  13. Ian McKellan Crazy Hair
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    Adorkable!

  14. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    FUCKBEAST
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    Dumb and dumber

    • Plurp

      Jenna is a contributing correspondent for NBC’s Today show and a UNICEF Next Generation chair, and also created the Novo Project, which is dedicated to social change. Barbara is the CEO of Global Health Corps, a non-profit that focuses on inspiring and mobilizing young leaders to get involved with global health issues. But you just let your hatred of their father keep you ignorant, just like obama wants you to be.

      • Have you ever seen Jenna Bush report?

      • tlmck

        On the plus side, she has blond hair and a nice rack.

      • father dougal

        Whuzzat? The evil Kenyan Muslim Socialist president bent on destroying ‘muhrica wants us to hate the Bush twins. Wow! I did not know that.
        Thank God we have stalwart souls like your good self, sir. Ready to leap upon your charger on a moment’s notice and let us know of the twins’ impressive list of achievements – all acquired strictly on their own merits and having not a single thing to do with which vagina they happened to pop out of. Kudos, good sir. Can you do Meghan Mccain and her fine tits next? I hear she’s a rocket surgeon or somesuch.

      • Hey, Plurp… there are other Bushes who have had important-sounding jobs, too. Just look at their father. And he’s got the IQ of a burned Pop-Tart.

        And in reality, you should be glad that Obama is president. Because of his decisions, none of the Bushes or their cronies have, thus far, been brought to trial for Crimes Against Humanity.

      • ChristonaCracker

        You, good sir, are an idiot

  15. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    it had to be said
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    Dancing with the Whores season one’s winner!

  16. Sophie Monk Nipples
    joe
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    Is that camel toe or ball sack?

  17. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Bigalkie
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    I puke in my mouth when I see her pictures.

  18. David Beckham Laker Girls
    it had to be said
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    “Oi. Smell my fingers. Do they smell like crotch?”

  19. David Beckham Laker Girls
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    “If my wife only knew I preferred women that have eaten a carb in the last 10 years… oh boy”

  20. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Dancing with the 50-Year-Old Hooker You Picked Up Off the Corner of Sunset.”

  21. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    Rumer needs to stop eating lead.

  22. Jennifer Nicole Lee Panty Flash Upskirt
    joe
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    ♪♪ I know all there is to know about the crying game ♪♪

  23. Gerard Butler
    FUCKBEAST
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    “And then I said, THIS IS SPARTA!!!! and that was the last time I was relevant.”

  24. Ian McKellan Crazy Hair
    Mr. Poop
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    the master of magnetism

  25. Ian McKellan Crazy Hair
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    I have to admit it would be kind of funny if dementia kicks in and he pretends to be Gandalf or Magneto the rest of his life…

  26. Jenna Hager Bush Cleavage Barbara Bush 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    Bigalkie
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    Hopefully intellect travels down the female side of the family or these kids are fucked.

  27. Ian McKellan Crazy Hair
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Marty! We’ve got to get you back to the Shire!”

  28. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
    it had to be said
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    Looks like they’re being carjacked.

  29. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    FUCKBEAST
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    Maybe it smells between her boobs.

  30. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
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    “Kevin, what the hell did you eat?”

  31. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
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    I would TOTALLY do her… if I didn’t mind my balls smelling like chloroform.

  32. Uma Thurman Cleavage 8th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    it had to be said
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    “That wasn’t hair gel?”

  33. Gerard Butler
    Bigalkie
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    The Amazing Carnac: I see you leaving right after you give me a blowjob.

  34. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Cab Ride
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    Classic “Who farted?” faces

  35. Dita Von Teese Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    So Betty Page got assimilated? Shame.

  36. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    FUCKBEAST
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    Why isn’t Octomom home with her kids????

  37. Gerard Butler
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    “I see you… I see you in… a…. Weight Watchers commercial…”

  38. Shaquille O'Neal Modeling His Jewelry Collection
    Bigalkie
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    The Reverend Shaquille Oneal.

  39. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage OK! Magazine Christmas Pary
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    Did she get those puppies reduced?
    I think we need to study this further…

  40. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    FUCKBEAST
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    What does she call that shit sprouting out of her head?

  41. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
    it had to be said
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    She has a tattoo over her penis? Crazy.

  42. Amber Valletta Nipples The British Fashion Awards
    joe
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    If Diane Kruger and Conan O’Brien mated.

  43. Mark Hamill Sushi Girl Premiere
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    “This… This is the size of the cock Lucas penetrated his franchise with…”

  44. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Mr. Poop
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    nice

  45. Pamela Anderson Drunk Daisy Dukes
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Is that johnny depp back there? no for real.

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Panty Flash Upskirt
    Mr. Poop
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    i didnt recognize her without her bikini

  47. Delilah Cleavage The British Fashion Awards
    Bigalkie
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    It’s official: England’s water supply has been tainted with hallucinogenic drugs. Strong Ones. I smell a Russian Plot.

  48. David Beckham Laker Girls
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    picture is out of focus.

  49. Wendy Williams Naked PETA Ad
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    And we’d rather you keep your clothes on and everything else tucked into place…

  50. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
    MrG
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    “This lip curl is what I have instead of talent.”

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