The Crap We Missed: Valentine’s Day Edition

February 14th, 2013 // 498 Comments

Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt and remorse which no amount of candy or $8 cards with grade school poetry could ever fix. That said, this ridiculous holiday gives Fish and me a reason to finally use these ball gags to skip out early, so I’m all for it. I’m also all for a solid 4th day in a row of SI swimsuit models pimping their obsolete magazine, so enjoy Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal, Natasha Barnhard, Hana Davis…trust me it keeps going.

Your daddies love you guys,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    The Three Douchebaggers: Joseph! Nicholas! Wilmer! En garde!

  2. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
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    Why is Bane their bodyguard? Shit just got real.

  3. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
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    Effectively quashing those ugly gay rumours, I see.

  4. Katherine Jenkins Cleavage Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    She just walked in on the Jonas Bros. sandwiching Vilder.

  5. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
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    Let’s just be happy it’s an Instagram–black & white and fuzzy– rather than clear and sharp. I shudder to imagine!

  6. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
    nutsack
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    God, I hate Joe FRancis!!!

  7. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Figures she’s heading to the same party where the Jonas Bros. are hanging.

  8. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    She is the ugliest man up there.

  9. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    Republicans. Looking like mannequins and communicating like high school kids since the beginning of time.

  10. Michael Douglas Fashion Week
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    I will always love you, Michael Douglas.

  11. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
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    Who is this frightening, unwashed creature?

  12. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    Not attractive.

  13. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Her legs severely test the saying, “You can never be too thin or too rich.”

  14. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    My flat ass and your flat ass
    Sitting by the fire
    My flat ass said to your flat ass
    Gonna set myself on fire

  15. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Who am I wearing? The shoes are Channel. The dress is Fuzzy Porn Channels from Childhood.”

  16. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
    Skeeter
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    I’d motorboat Hayden’s butt.

  17. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Skeeter
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    I’d lick her asshole and let her pee on me if I could have fun with her tits and bang her.

  18. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    I wish she would’ve just stayed fat and kept her tits to herself.

  19. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
    Marina
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    What the hell is wrong with her?

  20. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    Martina
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    I know one thing … there isn’t a guy here who wouldn’t do that ass.

  21. Paris Hilton Tight See Through Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    Martina
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    Uh oh, it’s about time for her to finance a decent sex tape

  22. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
    Martina
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    mmmm, I’d love to do that ass

  23. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
    Martina
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    I’d love to hook up to those two

  24. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
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    Awwwww, man… She’s got major Dinklage face. Damned shame.

  25. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Yes, please.

  26. Hanna Davis Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    I don’t know what it is about the semi cross-eyed siamese cat look that drives me nuts with chicks… I would literally remove my own testicle, sautee it and feed it to my Mastiff to bang this broad.

  27. Liberty Ross Cleavage Legs Minidress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Make up your god damned mind. Be hot or be a weird slick haired alien. Just stop toying with my erections!

  28. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    She looks like she sounds like Harvey Firestein.

  29. Pauly Shore Crouching Shirtless Small Bathing Suit
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    Tits, tits, tits, awesome tits, ass, PAULY SHORE SCROTUM. Thanks for aggressively murdering my rodney, photoboy.

  30. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dres Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    Skeeter
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    I’d eat cheerios out of her asshole.

  31. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    Samoseef
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    Bloke on the left is actually Rowan Atkinson.

  32. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
    Max
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    Forget the mask, we know it’s you Gru!

  33. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
    Max
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    You’re not fooling anyone Gru!

  34. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
    the crazy betty
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    disrespectful ass.

  35. Jodie Marsh Bikini Twitter
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    The diaper-change pose is never appealing.

  36. Liberty Ross Cleavage Legs Minidress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Daniel Craig’s manlier sister.

  37. David Beckham Knee To Groin Paris Saint-Germain Football Practice
    Inky Black
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    Oh No! Beck’s heel has just broken.

  38. Lydia Bright Red Nose Groping Mickey Doll Crotch Disney Store
    Inky Black
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    Mickey looks like he’s been doing coke.

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