The Crap We Missed: Valentine’s Day Edition

February 14th, 2013 // 498 Comments

Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt and remorse which no amount of candy or $8 cards with grade school poetry could ever fix. That said, this ridiculous holiday gives Fish and me a reason to finally use these ball gags to skip out early, so I’m all for it. I’m also all for a solid 4th day in a row of SI swimsuit models pimping their obsolete magazine, so enjoy Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal, Natasha Barnhard, Hana Davis…trust me it keeps going.

Your daddies love you guys,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
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    Post-op. Good one though.

  2. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Left in the oven for way too long.

  3. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
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    This dude just screams flamer and douche.

  4. Jodie Marsh Bikini Twitter
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    Post-op, but not a good one.

  5. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Is it Halloween already?

  6. Hanna Davis Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Herpes…Incurable…

  7. Katherine Webb Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Yes, yes, yes. She is billionaire trophy wife material.

  8. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Looking good.

  9. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    Straight up dude.

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
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    Most people would just leave their postman a card for Valentines Day.

  11. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
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    I can’t look at her after she made out with that creature for Go Daddy.

  12. Jude Law Tongue Out Side Effects Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Side effects may include a receding hairline and dryness of the mouth.

  13. David Beckham Knee To Groin Paris Saint-Germain Football Practice
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    DANCE BREAK!

  14. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    “Lookin’ good Mitt!”
    “Fuck you!”

  15. Jodie Marsh Bikini Twitter
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    She either fell or doesn’t know how to sit in a char.

  16. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    “Hey! Give us some respect…were parents!”

  17. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    “Hey! Give us some respect…we’re parents!”

  18. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
    Whyask
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    Herpes addled fuck. Him too.

  19. Emily Didonato Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    given that this isn’t a photo for sports illustrated, you can actually see nipples here. SI is filled with nipple-free alien women.

  20. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
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    whatever this is, she won.

  21. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    Lipnicki Has a Posse.

  22. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
    Scott
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    Who let him out of prison??

  23. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
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    Stunning!

  24. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
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    Why ??

  25. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Cute.

  26. Ariel Meredith Butt Tight Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    HOT DAMN

  27. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    And yet one more pulchritudinous pudenda purveyor slithers through the inner sanctum of The Superficial leaving sexually charged memories in her wake as her would-be spoor…

    Don’t ask. It’s late and I’m tired.

  28. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
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    This guy has one big advantage over me…He can kiss my ass and I can’t!

  29. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Look at those beautiful blue eyes.

  30. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    I’ll bet they keep a good eye o her when she goes grocery shopping. She could shoplift an entire grocery cart in that mouth.

  31. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Rose, darlin’, you just keep right on truckin’. You’ve still got that marvy ass and that incredible rack.

    Maybe if you’d be freer about disrobing you could pick up a couple of flicks or so. Can I get an A-a-a-a-a-MEN…???

  32. Ariel Meredith Butt Tight Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    This is incredible. A beautiful butt, and it’s attached to a couple of delicious thighs…I mean, what are the odds?

  33. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
    wagamama
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    Is that Rodman in the background?

  34. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    What we see here is an aggregate I.Q. approximately equal to that of a bag of sunflower seeds.

  35. Anne Vyalitsyna Side Boob Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Even the slimmest glimpse of the breast of a beautiful woman makes all the bullshit in the world much easier to tolerate.

    BURMA SHAVE!

  36. Paris Hilton Tight See Through Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    At last tally, not a single fuck was given today about Paris Hilton. Film at eleven…

  37. Michael Douglas Fashion Week
    Cody42
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    Ha, cool. Barry’s my favourite person on Storage Wars.

  38. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    Cody42
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    More like Rose McGROWIN! Ha!
    Nah, she looks good here.

  39. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    Middle Finger
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    What a stud! Agree with El Jefe. Bruce is god

  40. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    Dio owns Ozzy
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    WHAT AN UGLY SMILE!

    Looks like the Ozzman in drag

  41. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
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    Nothing but respect for Mr Winkler.

  42. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
    OzMatters
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    It looks more like the Roswell Alien photo.

  43. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
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    “Heather, I’m not gonna lie to you. I have no idea what this is. But we need to lance it, because I’m sure it’s gonna go malignant FAST.”

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    my dragon eggs are heating up.

  45. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
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    my dragon eggs are heating up.

  46. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    “we control the horizontal!”

  47. Jerry Lewis
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    He’s as surprised as everyone else that he’s still alive.

  48. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
    Styles Bitchley
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    That is one beastly looking woman. What the hell is wrong with her face?

  49. Jerry Lewis
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    “Is that….a lady telling jokes?! Driver, keep going!”

  50. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
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    Little know fact: Her face was the inspiration for Jigsaw’s puppet in Saw.

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