Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt and remorse which no amount of candy or $8 cards with grade school poetry could ever fix. That said, this ridiculous holiday gives Fish and me a reason to finally use these ball gags to skip out early, so I’m all for it. I’m also all for a solid 4th day in a row of SI swimsuit models pimping their obsolete magazine, so enjoy Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal, Natasha Barnhard, Hana Davis…trust me it keeps going.
Your daddies love you guys,
- Photo Boy
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Post-op. Good one though.
Left in the oven for way too long.
This dude just screams flamer and douche.
Post-op, but not a good one.
Is it Halloween already?
Herpes…Incurable…
Yes, yes, yes. She is billionaire trophy wife material.
Looking good.
Straight up dude.
Most people would just leave their postman a card for Valentines Day.
I can’t look at her after she made out with that creature for Go Daddy.
Side effects may include a receding hairline and dryness of the mouth.
DANCE BREAK!
“Lookin’ good Mitt!”
“Fuck you!”
She either fell or doesn’t know how to sit in a char.
“chair”
“Hey! Give us some respect…were parents!”
“Hey! Give us some respect…we’re parents!”
Herpes addled fuck. Him too.
given that this isn’t a photo for sports illustrated, you can actually see nipples here. SI is filled with nipple-free alien women.
whatever this is, she won.
Lipnicki Has a Posse.
Who let him out of prison??
Stunning!
Why ??
Cute.
HOT DAMN
And yet one more pulchritudinous pudenda purveyor slithers through the inner sanctum of The Superficial leaving sexually charged memories in her wake as her would-be spoor…
Don’t ask. It’s late and I’m tired.
This guy has one big advantage over me…He can kiss my ass and I can’t!
Look at those beautiful blue eyes.
I’ll bet they keep a good eye o her when she goes grocery shopping. She could shoplift an entire grocery cart in that mouth.
Rose, darlin’, you just keep right on truckin’. You’ve still got that marvy ass and that incredible rack.
Maybe if you’d be freer about disrobing you could pick up a couple of flicks or so. Can I get an A-a-a-a-a-MEN…???
This is incredible. A beautiful butt, and it’s attached to a couple of delicious thighs…I mean, what are the odds?
Is that Rodman in the background?
What we see here is an aggregate I.Q. approximately equal to that of a bag of sunflower seeds.
Even the slimmest glimpse of the breast of a beautiful woman makes all the bullshit in the world much easier to tolerate.
BURMA SHAVE!
At last tally, not a single fuck was given today about Paris Hilton. Film at eleven…
Ha, cool. Barry’s my favourite person on Storage Wars.
+10 thumbs!
More like Rose McGROWIN! Ha!
Nah, she looks good here.
What a stud! Agree with El Jefe. Bruce is god
WHAT AN UGLY SMILE!
Looks like the Ozzman in drag
Nothing but respect for Mr Winkler.
It looks more like the Roswell Alien photo.
“Heather, I’m not gonna lie to you. I have no idea what this is. But we need to lance it, because I’m sure it’s gonna go malignant FAST.”
my dragon eggs are heating up.
my dragon eggs are heating up.
“we control the horizontal!”
He’s as surprised as everyone else that he’s still alive.
That is one beastly looking woman. What the hell is wrong with her face?
“Is that….a lady telling jokes?! Driver, keep going!”
Little know fact: Her face was the inspiration for Jigsaw’s puppet in Saw.