Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt and remorse which no amount of candy or $8 cards with grade school poetry could ever fix. That said, this ridiculous holiday gives Fish and me a reason to finally use these ball gags to skip out early, so I’m all for it. I’m also all for a solid 4th day in a row of SI swimsuit models pimping their obsolete magazine, so enjoy Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal, Natasha Barnhard, Hana Davis…trust me it keeps going.
Your daddies love you guys,
- Photo Boy
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No bandage dress? * Ptooie!*
So, I guess you guys think the juxtaposition of Natasha Barnhard and this is funny?
No complaints…apart from the fact that without make up she’d look 13, which is creepy.
That’s one topographic bellybutton!
Modern photographic shutter speed technology at his best. Speed of sound off-flipping without a hint of blur…
its best, sorry…
“Yo, Pauly. I think you’d feel ever so much more comfortable if you’d take off your swimming trunks before you take that dump!”
She looks like an old Peter Max drawing. Miles of teeth….
She still looks better than Kristen Stewart. Then again, most women do…
They look tired and bored…
“Hey, that ain’t no way to be treatin’ a lady! Someone shoot that sum-bitch!”
She seems to be trying to send us some sort of message with her clothing. What could she mean?
I’m not 100% sure, but I think I prefer her as a blonde. Either way, she’s cuter than a speckled pup!
Oh, look! It’s Larry, Moe, and…hey, wait! That guy in the middle isn’t Curly Joe. Just who the fuck is he?
I find this image to be extremely sexy! I’d like to see her do that naked. Here. In my room. Tonight. OK, then, tomorrow.
“Madam, you’ve STILL got just a bit of semen on your left upper lip…just a little bit further…”
I can’t help but fantasize about snuggling up to those majestic hooters!
Later, he’ll eat her liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Great. Who’s the genius who taught her how to use Instagram?
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock
Almost didn’t recognize her without a bikini on.
Is this supposed to be someone of significant importance? Just looks like a bus driver to me.
I believe you could watch a movie on her forehead.
Stephen Hawking’s looking good these days.
who designed her dress??
she’s got meemaw legs!
What the fuck are “meemaw legs?” From what I’ve seen her legs are gorgeous.
Looks like three bottoms attend the Topman Opening this year.
Seen here, Mitt Romney gestures to MSNBC reporters after being asked how it felt to have lost the election.
did he just break his ankle?
The Fonze was stoked to learn he could turn the skank on and off by snapping his fingers.
I hate this chick but why do I like this so much?
Can “upside down” be a fetish?
He’s holding them hostage for…..”one meeeeelion dollars.”
Civil War photography makes me weepy every time.
Is this just really bad lighting or did she go straight from 30 to age 50?
HAAAAAAY…den.
…and all she got was a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt.
I’d look past the Cro-Mag head for that body.
Rape, it is what he does best. Usually it would be someone her daughter’s age though.
Is this a poster for NAMBLA?
This is her sister Stella, not Vanessa. 17 years old is you care about those things Photoboy.
When the checks stopped coming in, Bane realized he needed a real job.
Is Dinklage behind her and did he just shove his finger up her butt?
“I love meeting one of my fans” is what they both said to the other when they were introduced to each other.
Time for her to un-find Instagram. Lourdes needs to take the phone away from Grandma.
Not scratching balls, not Beckham.
Even that dress can’t conceal those magnificent orbs.
Bruce Campbell is god. That is all.
Sausagefeast 2013
And on this day we give thanks for Maria’s wonderful ass.
Would not be a day ending in Y if DMX was not getting arrested.