The Crap We Missed: Valentine’s Day Edition

February 14th, 2013 // 498 Comments

Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt and remorse which no amount of candy or $8 cards with grade school poetry could ever fix. That said, this ridiculous holiday gives Fish and me a reason to finally use these ball gags to skip out early, so I’m all for it. I’m also all for a solid 4th day in a row of SI swimsuit models pimping their obsolete magazine, so enjoy Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal, Natasha Barnhard, Hana Davis…trust me it keeps going.

Your daddies love you guys,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    No bandage dress? * Ptooie!*

  2. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    So, I guess you guys think the juxtaposition of Natasha Barnhard and this is funny?

  3. Hanna Davis Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    No complaints…apart from the fact that without make up she’d look 13, which is creepy.

  4. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    That’s one topographic bellybutton!

  5. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    Modern photographic shutter speed technology at his best. Speed of sound off-flipping without a hint of blur…

  6. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    its best, sorry…

  7. Pauly Shore Crouching Shirtless Small Bathing Suit
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    “Yo, Pauly. I think you’d feel ever so much more comfortable if you’d take off your swimming trunks before you take that dump!”

  8. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    She looks like an old Peter Max drawing. Miles of teeth….

  9. Liberty Ross Cleavage Legs Minidress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    She still looks better than Kristen Stewart. Then again, most women do…

  10. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    They look tired and bored…

  11. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
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    “Hey, that ain’t no way to be treatin’ a lady! Someone shoot that sum-bitch!”

  12. Julia Malick Side Boob Night Train To Lisbon Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    She seems to be trying to send us some sort of message with her clothing. What could she mean?

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    I’m not 100% sure, but I think I prefer her as a blonde. Either way, she’s cuter than a speckled pup!

  14. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Oh, look! It’s Larry, Moe, and…hey, wait! That guy in the middle isn’t Curly Joe. Just who the fuck is he?

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
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    I find this image to be extremely sexy! I’d like to see her do that naked. Here. In my room. Tonight. OK, then, tomorrow.

  16. Jude Law Tongue Out Side Effects Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    “Madam, you’ve STILL got just a bit of semen on your left upper lip…just a little bit further…”

  17. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    I can’t help but fantasize about snuggling up to those majestic hooters!

  18. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
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    Later, he’ll eat her liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  19. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
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    Great. Who’s the genius who taught her how to use Instagram?

  20. David Beckham Knee To Groin Paris Saint-Germain Football Practice
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    Everybody in the whole cell block
    Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock

  21. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Almost didn’t recognize her without a bikini on.

  22. DMX Mugshot
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    Is this supposed to be someone of significant importance? Just looks like a bus driver to me.

  23. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
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    I believe you could watch a movie on her forehead.

  24. Jerry Lewis
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    Stephen Hawking’s looking good these days.

  25. Cintia Dicker Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    who designed her dress??

  26. Katherine Webb Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    she’s got meemaw legs!

  27. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Looks like three bottoms attend the Topman Opening this year.

  28. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    Seen here, Mitt Romney gestures to MSNBC reporters after being asked how it felt to have lost the election.

  29. David Beckham Knee To Groin Paris Saint-Germain Football Practice
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    did he just break his ankle?

  30. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
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    The Fonze was stoked to learn he could turn the skank on and off by snapping his fingers.

  31. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
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    I hate this chick but why do I like this so much?

  32. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
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    He’s holding them hostage for…..”one meeeeelion dollars.”

  33. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
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    Civil War photography makes me weepy every time.

  34. Paris Hilton Tight See Through Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Is this just really bad lighting or did she go straight from 30 to age 50?

  35. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
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    HAAAAAAY…den.

  36. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
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    …and all she got was a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt.

  37. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
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    I’d look past the Cro-Mag head for that body.

  38. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
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    Rape, it is what he does best. Usually it would be someone her daughter’s age though.

  39. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Is this a poster for NAMBLA?

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
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    This is her sister Stella, not Vanessa. 17 years old is you care about those things Photoboy.

  41. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
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    When the checks stopped coming in, Bane realized he needed a real job.

  42. Katherine Jenkins Cleavage Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Is Dinklage behind her and did he just shove his finger up her butt?

  43. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
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    “I love meeting one of my fans” is what they both said to the other when they were introduced to each other.

  44. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
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    Time for her to un-find Instagram. Lourdes needs to take the phone away from Grandma.

  45. David Beckham Knee To Groin Paris Saint-Germain Football Practice
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    Not scratching balls, not Beckham.

  46. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Even that dress can’t conceal those magnificent orbs.

  47. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    Bruce Campbell is god. That is all.

  48. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Sausagefeast 2013

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dres Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    And on this day we give thanks for Maria’s wonderful ass.

  50. DMX Mugshot
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    Would not be a day ending in Y if DMX was not getting arrested.

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