The Crap We Missed: Valentine’s Day Edition

February 14th, 2013 // 498 Comments

Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt and remorse which no amount of candy or $8 cards with grade school poetry could ever fix. That said, this ridiculous holiday gives Fish and me a reason to finally use these ball gags to skip out early, so I’m all for it. I’m also all for a solid 4th day in a row of SI swimsuit models pimping their obsolete magazine, so enjoy Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal, Natasha Barnhard, Hana Davis…trust me it keeps going.

Your daddies love you guys,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
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    We can only hope that young, impressionable attractive women attempt to emulate her photos…

  2. Pauly Shore Crouching Shirtless Small Bathing Suit
    John Travolta
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    Doesn’t this guy have a dick and a pair? They look to be missing in action.

  3. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
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    Leonard gets a a little… weird without Penny and Sheldon around.

  4. Katherine Jenkins Cleavage Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Topshop Topman LA Opening Party?

    … guess the Mensa meeting was full.

  5. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
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    Voluntarily?

  6. Hanna Davis Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    “Yes, I am in the issue! This is me right here! See?”

  7. Pauly Shore Crouching Shirtless Small Bathing Suit
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    ouch.

  8. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Yeah, she looks hot here, but you have to forget that underneath that dress, one of her legs is a machine gun.

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dres Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    Boring.

  10. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
    Axerty
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    You merely adopted the fame, Willow was born into it.

  11. Jodie Marsh Bikini Twitter
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    Do guys really find this hot? How does she make money?

  12. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Axerty
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    How is this considered a gut? What the fuck is wrong with you queers…

  13. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    Axerty
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    Her dad already killed the Batman, I heard.

  14. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    Unfortunate photo.

  15. Cintia Dicker Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Kate Moss Jr?

  16. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Barely enough pixels to contain the dickmagnitude of this pic.

  17. Julia Malick Side Boob Night Train To Lisbon Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    Batman
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    My arch nemesis Two-Face!

  18. Jerry Lewis
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    Roger Ebert much?

  19. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    “Now say one more word and my boys here are going to make you kiss my third leg OKAY?”

  20. Katherine Webb Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    She’s so gone from AJ McCarron that George Clooney pre-fucked her.

  21. Ariel Meredith Butt Tight Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Late 90s Rosario Dawson.

  22. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
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    Surpreiz buttsecks aside, he’s looking suspiciously non-douchey here. That makes me nervous. What is he up to?

  23. Liberty Ross Cleavage Legs Minidress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    I see she’s switched her closet from “My husband fucked me over” to “I’m ready to fuck” clothes.

  24. Paris Hilton Tight See Through Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Morphing into her mother. There is justice in this world.

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
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    If only everyone showed such acute understanding of what Twitter is for, the world would be a better place.

  26. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
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    “I keh mah maf lie is teh I cah hah my tif ah lis rehmoo.”

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
    meeps!
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    While you’re down there…

  28. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
    meeps!
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    You’re doing it wrong…

  29. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    meeps!
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    Lets put a smile on that face!

  30. Jerry Lewis
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    unfortunately for jerry, mandy bynes was also out for a drive that fateful night.

  31. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    Big bird sings?

  32. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
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    Looks like “Sh*t girls say” has a new photo for their book.

  33. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    When God gives you the finger, you do not question the finger.

  34. DMX Mugshot
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    “Licenses? Where we’re going, we don’t nee-aw shit, not again!”

  35. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
    cc
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    I used to wear something like that in hockey. I hope to hell he’s wearing a new one.

  36. Jude Law Tongue Out Side Effects Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Ooops, I’ve to a bit of nanny in the corner of my mouth.

  37. David Beckham Knee To Groin Paris Saint-Germain Football Practice
    cc
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    Just imagine the beatings you would have taken in high school if you’d worn runners like that.

  38. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    The tensile strength of that fabric is really something, let’s hope its reached it’s limit.

  39. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    Failure to adjust his jacket post-dump.

  40. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dres Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    With Chris Brown as an evil Toto.

  41. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
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    Whoever invented the bandage dress…thank you.

  42. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
    Bob Hopeless
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    The girl in the back knows:

    1) she looks like an idiot,
    and
    2) she’s the hottest chick currently on the stage.

  43. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Looks like she mistook a pat of butter for a wetnap.

  44. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
    Allison Wunderlan
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    A “Francis” by birth, but a “Kardashian” by…. well I think this pictures explains it all.

  45. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
    cabora
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    she looks so much like will smith… not good

  46. Paris Hilton Tight See Through Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    Cock Dr
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    Aging fast…ha ha.

  47. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “I think this is the spot where Jaime Pressley peed that time.”

  48. Pauly Shore Crouching Shirtless Small Bathing Suit
    Cock Dr
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    This could have been so much worse so I ain’t bitching.
    It is Valentine’s Day after all and you know PhotoBoy wanted to do something special.

  49. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    icu
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    We three Queens of questionable orientation are
    Looking for butt-buddy’s we’ve traveled so far
    Tuck our nuts and cop a feel
    Hey there, young man, you look like a nice meal

  50. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
    cc
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    A few hundred thousand ex-bomber crewmembers just rolled in their graves.

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