The Crap We Missed: Valentine’s Day Edition

February 14th, 2013 // 498 Comments

Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt and remorse which no amount of candy or $8 cards with grade school poetry could ever fix. That said, this ridiculous holiday gives Fish and me a reason to finally use these ball gags to skip out early, so I’m all for it. I’m also all for a solid 4th day in a row of SI swimsuit models pimping their obsolete magazine, so enjoy Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal, Natasha Barnhard, Hana Davis…trust me it keeps going.

Your daddies love you guys,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
    TrannyHunter
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    Definitely time to change her name to Blue.

  2. Jerry Lewis
    Ronaldo
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    Ohhhh lady!!!!!!

  3. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Please. Just give up. You are not hot or attractive anymore. Stop trying.

  4. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    This man does no wrong.

  5. Paris Hilton Tight See Through Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    I'mCool
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    channeling Nina Hartley

  6. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Those fucking tits, man. Wow.

  7. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
    Cock Dr
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    Not your standard airbrushed autotoned pop diva.

  8. Pauly Shore Crouching Shirtless Small Bathing Suit
    Juch
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    What paparazzi is wasting his time on this guy?

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dres Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    I have something strong and powerful for her.

  10. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
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    Very nice.

  11. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
    Frank Burns
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    I thought these guys would be more likely to go to a “Bottom-shop Bottom man” event.

  12. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Looks like she comes pre-lubed.

  13. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
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    Might as well wear a flashing neon sign saying, “I’m gay!”

  14. Jodie Marsh Bikini Twitter
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    She looks like she keeps Valtrex in business all on her own.

  15. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Hello. hello.

  16. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    I actually like her a lot. She’s cute.

  17. Lydia Bright Red Nose Groping Mickey Doll Crotch Disney Store
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    All Disney Princesses are familiar with Mickey’s nuts.

  18. Katherine Webb Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    How long before we see her naked? Start the countdown!

  19. David Beckham Knee To Groin Paris Saint-Germain Football Practice
    Bingo
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    David Beckham, seen here blowing out his MCL, gets ready for another season being injured

  20. Rose McGowan Butt Tight Dress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    The best she’s looked in a long time.

  21. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
    John
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    Bane is gonna kill them later

  22. Liberty Ross Cleavage Legs Minidress Topshop Topman LA Opening Party
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    Both her and Kristen Stewart seems to be allergic to smiling like a regular human being. Rupert definitely has a type.

  23. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
    stuffs
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    *Drives up*
    “Hey, you’re not one of those silly men that’s dressed like a woman, are you?’
    “No, baby, I’m the real thing.”
    *Peels away*

  24. Pink Abs Crazy Hair
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    Looks like the line waiting in front of the abortion clinic after Mardi Gras.

  25. Cintia Dicker Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Her last name is inviting.

  26. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
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    Well, she’s expanding her type

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Handstand Booty Shorts Twitter
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    Attention whore is an attention whore

  28. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
    Chris
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    I thought he was wearing a lace tank top.

  29. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
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    You have my permission to hate

  30. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
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    A sudden urge to go play basketball. Or go eat melons. Or just tittyfuck that lady.

  31. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
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    Flower-sprouting vagina is definitely something you put on your CV

  32. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
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    Crap the designer got the wrong parts of the dress transparent

  33. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
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    “Now if you’ll follow me, the buttfucking happens stage left”

  34. Jerry Lewis
    JohnnyVB
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    “Heeeerrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s Jerry!”

  35. Bar Refaeli Cleavage 63rd Sanremo Song Festival
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    I’d like to play with your drums too Bar

  36. Madonna Flabby Old Buttcheeks Instagram
    Minky Wail
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    Photo by Louise DaGuerre

  37. Heather McDonald Book Signing Humped By Joe Francis
    Wapshin
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    Where are the assassins when we need them?

  38. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dres Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    Minky Wail
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    More like The Great And Powerful Azz

  39. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    JohnnyVB
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    More like ‘Banghard’, amirite guys?

  40. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
    Minky Wail
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    Is this from Tommy’s Vinegar and Water collection?

  41. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
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    What Happens When You Put Danny DeVito’s Penguin in Bane’s Mask and other Batman mash-ups no one really asked for.

  42. Jude Law Tongue Out Side Effects Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    “Er, how old did you say your nanny is?”

  43. Pauly Shore Crouching Shirtless Small Bathing Suit
    Bat Guano
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    From Hell’s Heart I spit my last breath at thee.

  44. Jodie Marsh Bikini Twitter
    sprub
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    She makes Courtney Stodden look natural

  45. Jude Law Tongue Out Side Effects Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    Jessie
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    He looks like he performed oral sex on someone.

    (What’s a “subtle”?)

  46. Ed Westwick Blue Steel Face Tommy Hilfiger West Coast Flagship Grand Opening Event
    popwilleatitself
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    Is this dude for real?

  47. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Jessie
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    Her hair is really frizzy.

    Shit, does this mean I’m gay?

    Wait, I have a vagina.

  48. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
    John Travolta
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    Great pic!

  49. Hayden Panettiere Henry Winkler Twitter
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    She seems really happy here. He must be hung like an elephant.

  50. David Beckham Knee To Groin Paris Saint-Germain Football Practice
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    ‘He watched in slow motion as the opponents knee began its violent ascent toward his golden balls…endorsement deals and having already seeded four children passed through his mind…it was an acceptable risk…nothing to do, but take it like a man.’

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