The Crap We Missed: Valentine’s Day Edition

What exactly are they practicing?

Love the Eddie Monster photobomb.

Hayden was smitten with the old rebel. Boxers, jocks, bouncers… all of them men who traded on their brawn, but no one had ever literally jumped a shark to get at her ‘Pinky Tuscadero’ before.

If you don’t mind the grease this might be the girl for you.

The “There’s Something About Mary 15th Anniversary Tour” is off and running, I see.

i whip mah bane back n forf.
i whip mah bane back n forf.
back n forf.
back n forf.
i whip mah bane back n forf.

Best treat or treat EVER! (I’m your trick, and your my treat).

That’s one pretty linebacker.

She’s actually really cute if you squint your eyes… and look at someone else

IAMWILLOSHMITHSHRECKONING

Girls Gone Raped

not to self-
develop next big online idea- instaeyebleach.
me = rolling in $$$$$$$$$$$!!!

Damn, those are nice Yamahas.

Happy Days ended 6 years before she was born. As far as she knows she’s just humoring some creepy old guy, letting him take a photo with a celebrity.

No way that’s Becks. There’s no hand on his balls.

Wednesday night is “The I’m Imagining You Naked Stare” Night at TGIFridays. But nobody can outdo Travis, who always sneaks into everyone’s photo.

Pay no attention to the douchebag in the blue blazer.

Heather didn’t lose her virginity until she was 27. She has to make for lost time. She’ll take it anyway she can get it.

Tyrone Bigguns lost his red cap.

Holy shit. This dude’s still alive?

This photo is an anaphrodisiac…couldn’t you have waited until tomorrow to post this mess?

Generic bleach blond with fake boobs attends a generic hollywood party and is photographed in generic pose.

Feel free to reuse that caption 30 or 40 times this week.

Graduate of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

With honors.

Sweet nutty professor, I swear to fuck all that I thought he was dead.

This woman should find Brent Musberger and give that old dude the blowjob of a lifetime.

“….and THAT is how you block a knee with your nutsack”

Ok, look…she’s got a cute face, and a world class rack…but she needs to do some goddamn crunches.

Team Zissou hat without the shoes? WTF?

2 very awesome people.

For a guy who looked 9/10ths dead last year, he’s looking surprisingly vertical. Catherine Zeta-Jones must have the vagina that heals…come to think of it, I kind of have a bit of a cough.

and STILL more hair than jude law

So she’s skinny-ish this week? It’s hard to keep up.

Bearded Woman

Three Thumbs Up from Bigalkie!

whoa..so it turns out if you purse your lips and suck in your cheeks you look like a total douchebag. Dressing like a total douchebag really didn’t help much either.

I can work it with her in that position.

WET CLEANUP! Aisle six!

Still looks like the Fonz has a better hairline.

That’s a camel/moose/toe/knuckle I could’ve done without seeing.
Then again, I was the dumbass who looked.

She looks like a fish.

Git in mah bellay!

I see she still has that weird body shape.

What’s with the Mork & Mindy socks?

Playing the Drums: She’s winning.

Which wax museum is this again?

at least he didn’t free the weasle.

wait mike tyson bit his ear, too?

her face looks like one of the lolipop kids bleh

She’s alot better looking than she was 10 years ago

She’s sexy.