Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt and remorse which no amount of candy or $8 cards with grade school poetry could ever fix. That said, this ridiculous holiday gives Fish and me a reason to finally use these ball gags to skip out early, so I’m all for it. I’m also all for a solid 4th day in a row of SI swimsuit models pimping their obsolete magazine, so enjoy Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal, Natasha Barnhard, Hana Davis…trust me it keeps going.
Your daddies love you guys,
- Photo Boy
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If this were a porn film, what would we be looking at here? FMF? FFF? MMM?
That reminds me…time for lunch!
Every time he has a moment of clarity, this is the surprised look on his face when he realizes he’s alive.
SHART ATTACK!
flap flap flap.
“When your father’s career is in ashes . . . then you have my permission to rap.”
She’s always a bit sloppy in the gut, but damn it’s hard to argue with that rack.
I’ll claim Rose McGowan’s but not this one.
This guy made a bajillion dollars convincing stupid chicks to show off their tits and yell ‘Woo Hoo!’. We hate him why now?
If he would have filmed those sluts it in black white or in front of a white screen he would have been regarded as talented genius, like that Terry Richardson nozzle.
He looks like a cross between Jimmy Fallon and that sparkle vampire dude with the horseteeth cheating girlfriend… Robert something?
Side effects include hair lose and wanting to bang the elderly.
Who knew the Joker had a nice rack?
“Do you like my hair and dress?”
“Whatever distracts from your face.”
Pregnant & 40.
Seriously, is that dude in front for real, or have I taken waaay to much cold medication?
He’s a really funny guy. I hope he banged the shit out of that cute midget chick.
She’s had ZERO work done.
“And girls, when you touch and rub him in his no-no spot right here… he’ll give you jewelry just like the Disney Princesses have!”
Pretty cocky for a guy known for a couple of B movies and playing a one dimensional booze-ridded sidekick.
Clearly you have not read “Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way”.
Clearly, Inner, you’re fairly young. Bruce Campbell has been around for a number of years and has made some funny fucking movies and TV shows. I really like the guy, although I’m a bit upset that he’s flipping me the bird.
Bruce Campbell Rocks
“The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr”. Check it Out
I loved “The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.”
It was truly before it’s time. I’m not sure when the time for a SciFi western is, as “cowboys and aliens” showed that it’s still not now.
Its as if James Franco is walking out of her ass.
You mean he’s not?
Bane I said capture the spawn of the Prince of Gotham. not the Prince of Bel Air!
I’m not trying to be mean, but I honestly thought he died years ago.
I think he’s been circling the drain for a few years now.
“Cover Winkler in bees. You can do it.”
I see London, I see France, I see your nipples on second glance.
I can’t do it. I can’t say, “That’s a lovely, lovely voice.”
I so want to smash a bottle over this guy’s head.
“Fuck you, James Franco! You think you’re cool and artsy, huh? Were YOU in an Old Spice commercial? Boom!”
You mean “Bar Refaeli” isn’t the name of a fancy pastry? Well, hell. Bring me a glass of cold milk and I’ll eat her anyway!
That’s very cute.
Strength & flexibility are good things to have.
Which one of the Jonas brothers just got dumped?
This makes me think Pink has a cock, but I’ve seen her taking a piss with her vulva visible – I’m so confused.
Brows Gone Wild
Get me her number… I was wondering the other day where I could get good flash powder for my turn-of-the-century photographic appliance.
That’s her number tattooed on her back. You just have to translate it.
I’m fairly sure that at this point in her life, her number is “ZERO.”
Is it wrong if you start wanking it to the Direct TV commercial? No? Ok, good.
Jumping the shark bait
Good to know he learned something from his jail time.
Very nice POA.
She’s going to dump that hick quarterback any fucking day now…mark my words.
Wow, crystal meth is a helluva drug.
Well, I guess that IS easier than making a good movie!
more makeup = better looking
Jada is obviously in league with the lizards.
There’s a Dana White joke here, and I’m failing miserably.
The prime reason why we have a covert domestic drone assassination program
And then Talia Ras Douche will betray Bane and stab him in the back.
You put your left leg in, your left leg out….
I would so eat that gravy.
Yep, and if I could just get these threads from the bottom of my jacket off my middle finger, I’d come right over there and punch your lights out.
OMFG. She never looks good. Even on her good days
Take off the ugly purple wig. You look better blonde, not by much, but better.
Hardened your nipples, didn’t it?