The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.6.11

September 6th, 2011 // 846 Comments

In every photo like this there’s always a 12-year-old kid realizing there is no God as an Hispanic paparazzo discovers he has standards after all and stops taking pictures.

Welcome to Tuesday’s post-holiday The Crap We Missed jam-packed with so many visual wonders, you’ll wonder how we crammed in five pictures of Coco. (Butter. We used butter.) On that note, today we’ve got the always illusive Scully cleavage, poor Matt Damon listening to a 30-minute rant on how the polite thing to do is throw the hydrangeas in the peasant’s face, David Hassellhoff at long last finding true love and Anthony Kiedis caught fleeing an apricot store, the scene of his latest crime. “Why we were just browsing. Haha! Kissing them? Oh heavens no- Everly, cheese it!”

I said, what what, in Rose McGowan’s butt,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
    bbiowa
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    The child is twelve, but has been fed only organic turnip shavings and disdain.

  2. Gary Busey
    just here for laughs
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    That picture could be totally innocent, but somehow Busey makes it seem illicit.

  3. Fran Drescher Baby Bird Rescue
    Deacon Jones
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    “C’mon, C’MERRRREEEE…”

    (bird lifts heads, swallows peebles in road and chokes dead)

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Hair Extensions
    it had to be said
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    I found the Grail!!! Apparently it’s used to serve drinks to hairy little women in New York.

  5. Coco Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Man, that cameltoe’s getting pretty hard to hide, ain’t it?

  6. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They’re dungarees for hipsters. I call them Ass Holsters.

  7. Joshua Jackson Fringe
    it had to be said
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    Great try, but you are not scoring that ass.

  8. Gary Oldman
    it had to be said
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    Potty is stage left, Mr. Oldman.

  9. Antonio Banderas El Hormiguero
    it had to be said
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    “Are you talking to me? I don’t see anyone else here. You must be talking to me.”

  10. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    bbiowa
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    And still her mom drunkenly screams, “she’s a star! A STAR!!’

  11. Nicki Minaj Tight Pants Butt
    it had to be said
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    Grandma? I’d know that ass anywhere, and it doesn’t belong to anyone under 40.

  12. Khloe Kardashian
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    That is some REALLY big pimpin’.

  13. Tori Spelling Port A John Toilet
    Satan's bitch
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    Definitely her best side.

  14. Coco Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Cool floatation devices, Coco. THIS time I was talking about the shoes . . .

  15. James Franco
    Satan's bitch
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    Ah, the smell of lithium in the morning…

  16. Tori Spelling Port A John Toilet
    BorrisMorris
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    That had better be the TARDIS she’s going into or there’s gonna be a hell of a mess when the walls explode outwards

  17. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Relax, it’s nothing to do with your taint honey, it’s me they’re talking about, fucking awful close to an asshole.

  18. Gabrielle Union Bikini
    The Pope
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    I hear Kim Kardashian has one that says “Pistons”.

    Think about it. Take a minute.

  19. Coco Bikini
    bbiowa
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    So if Brooke Hogan and Dow Corning had a love child….

  20. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Teenage Boy
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    “WHAT tha fuuuuck??!!”

  21. Al Pacino
    hbw
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    No, I will NOT stick out my tongue while you finish.

  22. Khloe Kardashian
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    Lanvin, manufacturing the highest quality specialty sized diaphragms since 1908. She’s defying Mama, you can bet on it.

  23. Tori Spelling Port A John Toilet
    hbw
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    “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant: Celebrity Edition”

  24. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    mike
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    “And the great ship split in half and sank into the North Atlantic.”

    anyone?

  25. Gary Oldman
    Anthony
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    So I assume he’s the Tinker in the movie?

  26. Rose McGowan Tight Pants Butt
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    Window mirror, window Mirror who has the nicest ass of them all.

  27. Joshua Jackson Fringe
    Phxprincesstara
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    Am I the only one who sees his chubby?

  28. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    ohmyfreakinggawd
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    I would give anything to be that bead falling into her breasts. ….Anything. Fish, got any ideas?

  29. Joshua Jackson Fringe
    DiegoAD
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    But how can he be there if he never existed?

  30. Art Linkletter

    Future? Looks like he’s already there.

  31. Tori Spelling Port A John Toilet
    The Pope
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    She puts the “ass” in classy.

  32. Phoebe Price Bikini
    guy rossi
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    And theres always a 12 year old white boy saying it all with his eyes.

  33. David Hasselhoff Horse Vienna
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    and here i didn’t know LeAnn Rhimes and The Hoff were dating let alone having a lover’s quarrel.

  34. Laurence Fishburne Gina Torres
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “And now let’s listen to ‘Those were the days’ by Mary Hopkins!”

  35. Phoebe Price Bikini
    the boner
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    theres always a kid in the background that says it all with his eyes

  36. DogBoy

    I’d hit it– with a stick.

  37. David Hasselhoff Horse Vienna
    JP
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    I see the Hoff, but who’s the douchebag in the grey suit?

  38. Antonio Banderas El Hormiguero
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    the two puppets are nervous which one he wants to have oral sex with.

  39. Phoebe Price Bikini
    The Brown Streak
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    There’s nothing more sexy than the sight of leakage dripping down one’s shin.

  40. Pink Cleavage
    Urbanspaceman
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    Pink’s real, perhaps the only one who is.

    • PKU78

      Real & Gorgeous! She just had a baby, and looks like a real woman does without a plastic surgeon on speed dial. Let’s not forget talented!

  41. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Kaywoodie Sucker
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    ah, it is pretty nice from the neck down. However, the kid is classic.

  42. Khloe Kardashian
    Urbanspaceman
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    Not really a Kardashian.

  43. Khloe Kardashian
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What a Pill.

  44. Al Pacino
    Blue Phoenix Radio
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    Awesome picture. He is aging for real… still has great charisma. Any clown can look good, Al has character.

  45. Phoebe Price Bikini
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    OHHH say can you Smell…

  46. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Tuppy
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    Not knowing (or caring, now) who Phoebe is, I first thought it was the scary, scary Octomom.

  47. Khloe Kardashian
    graghlahan
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    French XXXL breath mints for Sasquatch breath? What will they think of next?

  48. Rose McGowan Tight Pants Butt
    graghlahan
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    Why is a woman falling out of her eye socket?

  49. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    CptCreep
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    The Boobs are out there…

  50. James Franco
    monster
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    “Dicknose”

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