In every photo like this there’s always a 12-year-old kid realizing there is no God as an Hispanic paparazzo discovers he has standards after all and stops taking pictures.
Welcome to Tuesday’s post-holiday The Crap We Missed jam-packed with so many visual wonders, you’ll wonder how we crammed in five pictures of Coco. (Butter. We used butter.) On that note, today we’ve got the always illusive Scully cleavage, poor Matt Damon listening to a 30-minute rant on how the polite thing to do is throw the hydrangeas in the peasant’s face, David Hassellhoff at long last finding true love and Anthony Kiedis caught fleeing an apricot store, the scene of his latest crime. “Why we were just browsing. Haha! Kissing them? Oh heavens no- Everly, cheese it!”
I said, what what, in Rose McGowan’s butt,
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too annoying a woman for those wonk boobs. that’s why she’s feeding at the doofus level of the food chain now for boys.
You’re sure this isn’t some random extra from an INXS video?
(in SAW voiceover)
“Watch out, bitches. Mommy’s got an appointment with her doggy bag.”
OMG Mom no!
LMAO! VERY GOOD!
Is that Shirley Hemphill?
LOL all he’ s missing is the comb
“…. and then you go down on the shaft like THIS!”
Thanks for the laugh!
win
I can’t tell if he has dementia or is just this way.
Born This Way
OMG Mom no!
Never before has a surname been so apt.
Heat is about right. Union has assembled all the pieces she’d need to be hot . . . but somehow is still failing. I would call that ass LeBron.
Poor guy has rheumatoid arthritis.
“If the world could just try to be more like me, it would be a so much happier place.”
“I loved you in ‘Sex and the City’!”
+1
Take a look at the kid that is right behind her: PRICELESS!
he looks like he found a pubic hair in his soup LOLOL
He looks like he just called someone “brah”.
Checkin’ yourself or wreckin’ yourself?
“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!”
“……Oh, the boots? We had them tailor made out of his umbilical chord. Pleather doesn’t talk to me.”
“FOOD?!? I SMELL FOOD!”
“You guys are gonna photoshop this, right ? “
The last thing Montana Fishburne ever saw.
Louisiana? That poor kid now has no choice but to become a messed up teenager and start referring to her vagina as “the Big Easy.” Turrible.
Awesome.
His face has been pulled back so hard his fingers can’t help but flip the bird. Permanently.
Hmmmmm, actually not even worth the poor lil’man creaming his jeans over… Ugly.
Gay Hitler say, “Fancy a Ruby Murray?”
Kim K: take note on what a hot ass looks like.
“Cottage cheese thighs. Gross!”
He is a good actor. He’s looking at her and she’s not being strangled.
“Throw up your hands! Stick out your tush!”
Cowboy Curtis has done well.
“You see, Matt, the hydrangea represents devotion and understanding, neither of which are qualities I possess. Therefore it is anathema to my existence, and that of my bestie, Madge. Her rejection of the flower was only logical.”
+++++1
Score!
Overdone!
I’m in tears. That’s fucking hilarious!
Black leather, on the beach, in the summer. What a douchebag.
You obviously never been to a buckles and zippers theme party at the beach, hater.
You obviously have been to said party and think it’s okay to dress this way daily at the beach, pretentious poser.
Felix is lost.
Kids face = future homosexual.
LOL…Not to mention the limp-wrist.
You’d have to be gay to think that tranny is hot.
Tee-Hee!
“Whoa, whoa, whoa Kathy! Calm down! My reality show didnt even take off, so chill the fuck out for a second….geez”
Gonna go out on a limb here and say this one has “tasted the rainbow”.
Chaz Bono switched back? Dammit. I can’t keep track anymore.
Christ, two inches off each side of that mustache and he’d be Hitler.
Bout time Wynonna Judd stopped wearing black leather all the time.
Why does she always look so dirty?
Wow. What an ass.
Oh, right. Marilyn Manson. Nevermind.
I know her tits and ass are epic, but all I keep thinking about is if she’s wearing that other shoe in the pool.
Ditto.
me too!
you win.
Win!
She is -look at the previous pic
Cool Morrissey shirt though.
Helen Hunt?
“off ma’ land.. “
I know it’s not a word but all I can think is, can this bitch get any oinkier?
The type of guy that asks his girlfriend, “Did you fuck him?” for every guy she knows.
And the only girl that says, “Yes” to every one.
“That’s ok, I’ll spot you. Just step out behind the wall. No, no , I’ve got you.” *crosses fingers*
“Excuse me ma’am…you left your baby in the dressing room again.”
This guy has not made a decent song in 15 years and wears a porn ‘stache. Isn’t time for him to “take some time away from the public and raise” his daughter?
Now that’s some fast acting chilli.