The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.6.11

September 6th, 2011 // 846 Comments

In every photo like this there’s always a 12-year-old kid realizing there is no God as an Hispanic paparazzo discovers he has standards after all and stops taking pictures.

Welcome to Tuesday’s post-holiday The Crap We Missed jam-packed with so many visual wonders, you’ll wonder how we crammed in five pictures of Coco. (Butter. We used butter.) On that note, today we’ve got the always illusive Scully cleavage, poor Matt Damon listening to a 30-minute rant on how the polite thing to do is throw the hydrangeas in the peasant’s face, David Hassellhoff at long last finding true love and Anthony Kiedis caught fleeing an apricot store, the scene of his latest crime. “Why we were just browsing. Haha! Kissing them? Oh heavens no- Everly, cheese it!”

I said, what what, in Rose McGowan’s butt,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    whiskeyafternoon
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    too annoying a woman for those wonk boobs. that’s why she’s feeding at the doofus level of the food chain now for boys.

  2. Jared Leto
    JC
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    You’re sure this isn’t some random extra from an INXS video?

  3. Khloe Kardashian
    Deacon Jones
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    (in SAW voiceover)

    “Watch out, bitches. Mommy’s got an appointment with her doggy bag.”

  4. just here for laughs

    OMG Mom no!

  5. Ice Cube
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    Is that Shirley Hemphill?

  6. David Hasselhoff Horse Vienna
    whoathere
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    “…. and then you go down on the shaft like THIS!”

  7. David Hasselhoff Horse Vienna
    whiskeyafternoon
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    I can’t tell if he has dementia or is just this way.

  8. Phoebe Price Bikini
    just here for laughs
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    OMG Mom no!

  9. Gary Oldman
    whiskeyafternoon
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    Never before has a surname been so apt.

  10. Gabrielle Union Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Heat is about right. Union has assembled all the pieces she’d need to be hot . . . but somehow is still failing. I would call that ass LeBron.

  11. Mickey Rourke Middle Finger
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    Poor guy has rheumatoid arthritis.

  12. Matt Damon Gwyneth Paltrow
    Bonky
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    “If the world could just try to be more like me, it would be a so much happier place.”

  13. David Hasselhoff Horse Vienna
    JC
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    “I loved you in ‘Sex and the City’!”

  14. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Francesca
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    Take a look at the kid that is right behind her: PRICELESS!

  15. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Throjo
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    He looks like he just called someone “brah”.

  16. Ice Cube
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Checkin’ yourself or wreckin’ yourself?

  17. Antonio Banderas El Hormiguero
    whoathere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!”

  18. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
    Deacon Jones
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    “……Oh, the boots? We had them tailor made out of his umbilical chord. Pleather doesn’t talk to me.”

  19. Snooki Drunk Balcony
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    “FOOD?!? I SMELL FOOD!”

  20. Khloe Kardashian
    Bonky
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    “You guys are gonna photoshop this, right ? “

  21. Laurence Fishburne Gina Torres
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    The last thing Montana Fishburne ever saw.

  22. Leelee Sobieski
    it had to be said
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    Louisiana? That poor kid now has no choice but to become a messed up teenager and start referring to her vagina as “the Big Easy.” Turrible.

  23. Mickey Rourke Middle Finger
    just here for laughs
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    His face has been pulled back so hard his fingers can’t help but flip the bird. Permanently.

  24. The H-Chick

    Hmmmmm, actually not even worth the poor lil’man creaming his jeans over… Ugly.

  25. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
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    Gay Hitler say, “Fancy a Ruby Murray?”

  26. Rose McGowan Tight Pants Butt
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    Kim K: take note on what a hot ass looks like.

  27. NTT

    “Cottage cheese thighs. Gross!”

  28. Matt Damon Gwyneth Paltrow
    it had to be said
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    He is a good actor. He’s looking at her and she’s not being strangled.

  29. Gary Oldman
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    “Throw up your hands! Stick out your tush!”

  30. Laurence Fishburne Gina Torres
    bbiowa
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    Cowboy Curtis has done well.

  31. Matt Damon Gwyneth Paltrow
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “You see, Matt, the hydrangea represents devotion and understanding, neither of which are qualities I possess. Therefore it is anathema to my existence, and that of my bestie, Madge. Her rejection of the flower was only logical.”

  32. Jared Leto
    Bonky
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    Black leather, on the beach, in the summer. What a douchebag.

  33. Satan

    Kids face = future homosexual.

  34. David Hasselhoff Horse Vienna
    Deacon Jones
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    “Whoa, whoa, whoa Kathy! Calm down! My reality show didnt even take off, so chill the fuck out for a second….geez”

  35. Patrick Scwarzenegger Tank Top
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Gonna go out on a limb here and say this one has “tasted the rainbow”.

  36. Khloe Kardashian
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Chaz Bono switched back? Dammit. I can’t keep track anymore.

  37. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
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    Christ, two inches off each side of that mustache and he’d be Hitler.

  38. Khloe Kardashian
    bbiowa
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    Bout time Wynonna Judd stopped wearing black leather all the time.

  39. Pink Cleavage
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she always look so dirty?

  40. Rose McGowan Tight Pants Butt
    it had to be said
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    Wow. What an ass.

    Oh, right. Marilyn Manson. Nevermind.

  41. Coco Bikini
    whoathere
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    I know her tits and ass are epic, but all I keep thinking about is if she’s wearing that other shoe in the pool.

  42. Shia LaBeouf Scruffy Beard
    it had to be said
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    Cool Morrissey shirt though.

  43. Leelee Sobieski
    NTT
    Commented on this photo:

    Helen Hunt?

  44. Laurence Fishburne Gina Torres
    bob and david
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    “off ma’ land.. “

  45. Khloe Kardashian
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    I know it’s not a word but all I can think is, can this bitch get any oinkier?

  46. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    The type of guy that asks his girlfriend, “Did you fuck him?” for every guy she knows.

    And the only girl that says, “Yes” to every one.

  47. Snooki Drunk Balcony
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s ok, I’ll spot you. Just step out behind the wall. No, no , I’ve got you.” *crosses fingers*

  48. Farrah Abraham Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excuse me ma’am…you left your baby in the dressing room again.”

  49. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    This guy has not made a decent song in 15 years and wears a porn ‘stache. Isn’t time for him to “take some time away from the public and raise” his daughter?

  50. Tori Spelling Port A John Toilet
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s some fast acting chilli.

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