The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.6.11

In every photo like this there’s always a 12-year-old kid realizing there is no God as an Hispanic paparazzo discovers he has standards after all and stops taking pictures.

Welcome to Tuesday’s post-holiday The Crap We Missed jam-packed with so many visual wonders, you’ll wonder how we crammed in five pictures of Coco. (Butter. We used butter.) On that note, today we’ve got the always illusive Scully cleavage, poor Matt Damon listening to a 30-minute rant on how the polite thing to do is throw the hydrangeas in the peasant’s face, David Hassellhoff at long last finding true love and Anthony Kiedis caught fleeing an apricot store, the scene of his latest crime. “Why we were just browsing. Haha! Kissing them? Oh heavens no- Everly, cheese it!”

I said, what what, in Rose McGowan’s butt,

- The Superficial

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