The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.6.11

September 6th, 2011 // 846 Comments

In every photo like this there’s always a 12-year-old kid realizing there is no God as an Hispanic paparazzo discovers he has standards after all and stops taking pictures.

Welcome to Tuesday’s post-holiday The Crap We Missed jam-packed with so many visual wonders, you’ll wonder how we crammed in five pictures of Coco. (Butter. We used butter.) On that note, today we’ve got the always illusive Scully cleavage, poor Matt Damon listening to a 30-minute rant on how the polite thing to do is throw the hydrangeas in the peasant’s face, David Hassellhoff at long last finding true love and Anthony Kiedis caught fleeing an apricot store, the scene of his latest crime. “Why we were just browsing. Haha! Kissing them? Oh heavens no- Everly, cheese it!”

I said, what what, in Rose McGowan’s butt,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joshua Jackson Fringe
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    “Hey, don’t come over here and strike up a conversation with me and then just expect me not to whip my dick out. That’s on you, missy.”

  2. Gary Oldman
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    “I was explicitly told there would be NO dodgeball on the red carpet!”

  3. Fran Drescher Baby Bird Rescue
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    Good for her, a dead bird will be a lot easier to bring back from the dead than her career.

  4. James Franco
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    “Ahhh, nothing more satisfying than the smell of my own farts. This one smells like morning dew on the forehead of the Angel of Genius as it flutters down from heaven to breath on a baby’s napping eyes. Gwenny would understand. God I love me.”

  5. Coco Bikini Ice T
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    “Well, you see, my husband used to be a hard-ass rapper, releasing such titles as his famous “Cop Killer”. Now he plays a cop on TV. Nothing really turns me on quite like false bravado and irony, so thats pretty much how this happened. Also, the money.”

  6. Coco Bikini
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    Somebody should probably tell her that sucking in her cheeks really has no bearing on the size of her hips and thighs.

  7. Coco Bikini
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    Commented on this photo:

    “November is the hardest month for me. I can’t go to the grocery store without being accused of stealing hams or assorted poultry. I have been reduced to grocery shopping with Kim Kardashian. It’s humiliating.”

  8. Fran Drescher Baby Bird Rescue
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    Its actually crawling into traffic.

  9. Mickey Rourke Middle Finger
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    Commented on this photo:

    You know that Perrier commercial where its real hot outside and everything is melting? Yeah well that’s what’s happening here.

  10. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
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    Commented on this photo:

    Gillian has a great publicist. At her age you really don’t want people focusing on her face.

  11. Ice Cube
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    Mr. Cube was quoted as calling the Russian people racists and wanting to know why no black people were allowed into the concert.

  12. Leelee Sobieski
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    Why is Jesse Eisenberg riding Leelee Sobieski?

  13. Phoebe Price Bikini
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    honestly there is no caption that can make this photo better. don’t bother trying…this image stands on its own. hilarious. if there was ever a reason to believe that homosexuality is a choice, it’s written in that kid’s face.

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