Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.
Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,
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Artist rendering of Kim Kardashian at 50.
“I’ve written a letter to Daddy…
His address is Heaven above…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–RI7tlWuaM
Baby Jane aged better. She just scaring grade school children.
Glamorous
Just remembered I’ve to spray the roses for mildew
She’s rocking the whole Cardassian look…
courtney stodden’s younger, less pancake makeup-ed sister. better start peddling in those crazy shoes, honey, in minute now Doug’s going to pop out and make you write slutty haikus
I thought that was Al Roker (a drunk Al Roker) from the thumbnail.
Close enough.
He found a way to be more embarrassing than he was in Spider Man 3. I owe my brother 10 bucks.
“Sorry my dear, Tyrion of House Lannister is now hand to the Queen”
Excuse me, could you point me in the direction where boners go to die ?
I’m smiling! I’m smiling!!! Right?!?
[Gruff smoker's voice - possibly a man's] You want to see the Slave Leia bikini? It’s in my bag. Let me get out my changing blanket.
I think Blackbeard said it best when he said,
“Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.”
“But I am smiling.”
“Yes, my little friend. We’re not scuba diving. Feel free to explore.”
His chin makes up 30% of his face when he smiles like that.
“SHIT! did I leave my bag of the primo weed on the back seat AGAIN? godamnit, those f’ing valets had better keep their hands off or I’m going to start singing at them
Riley, Ace of Spades.
I have a feeling only Ice T could bridge the gap between dem titties.
Not wide enough.
Otherwise, that’s my favorite soft-serve, and she looks great!
“Dammit, my shorts always ride up when I walk down some stairs.”
It looks like Barbados Slim is trying to be a Kardashian.
Half a Kardashian but yeah…
Lindsay should really get her shit together… because in less than a year, she’ll be this monstrosity.
oooh, bad lighting. she’s usually still pretty hot for her age.
Bad lighting?
She’s outdoors. Are you gonna have it out with the sun?
She’s aging is all.
Stupid sun and its inferior light…
Just tilt it a bit so it will brighten up some of those shadows…
Midday sun is an unforgiving bitch.
Stay outside.
Why can’t more celebrities rock the blanket look?
I’d pay.
“Give up? Helen Keller!”
Headlights. On.
The flip-flops are made out of Adamantium.
And they’re still struggling…
Once seated, he’s going to pour some salt in there and then dip celery in it as a snack during the movie.
So the ghost of David Carradine is dating someone…
I thought it was Tito Puente…
Is that a wrapped condom in her back pocket?
Or a tin of snuff?
It is, magnum size.
It’s been there since 2004.
K.D.C.
Pam can look busted as shit sometimes, but here when she’s got perfect lighting around her she aint looking to bad. the body’s banging and her tits look great considering just how many surgeries and sizes she’s had done to them over the years
Fish, whatever it is we did wrong, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for all of us– ALL OF US.
She ain’t lyin’. Please, Fish.
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Thanks for the nightmares.
OMG, seriously!
I will make you mine tonight whether you like it or not….
Actually, a better fitting shirt might be all you need…
or just lessons on how to button his shirt might help…
This is their second attempt getting her out of the car. The first time they just slowed down, opened the door and told her to “tuck and roll”.
Love your comments. They’re the best.
Customs: “Do you have anything to declare?”
Carrie: “No, I pretty much lost it all… my youth, my hot body, my fame, my acting career, my relevance, my — oh wait! I bought this blanket!”
“No, Prince Harry, I don’t know if my mommy wants to fly to Las Vegas and play billiards.”
Lopsided tits, botoxed into facial paralysis, face shot full of fillers.
It all says “Yes my only worth in life is my youthful physical appearance…without it I am nothing”.
Congratulations. By attempting to preserve and enhance what we think of as “beauty” she has destroyed it.
It’s a Catch-22 that none of these women seem to understand.
It’s true. She used to be quite pretty – should have left well enough alone.
who wears short shorts?
Well she finally retired the awful hair color, now if she could just learn how to dress herself.
I think the wonky boob matches the wonky side of her face.
Don’t go braless under a sundress if you have lazy breasts.
my dick just went back up in me.
If she was carrying one more bag, I’d think she was just stepping out for her lunch break.
I’m so glad people don’t take my picture as I’m getting out of a car -such a vulnerable moment. And now that I have fully formed that realization, will start taking pictures of my friends as they’re getting out of cars.
After playing “Hide the Brosnan”, Pierce cleans up and makes his way to the next contestant.