The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12

September 4th, 2012 // 838 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.

Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    LJ
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    Artist rendering of Kim Kardashian at 50.

  2. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve written a letter to Daddy…
    His address is Heaven above…”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–RI7tlWuaM

  3. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    Bigalkie
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    Glamorous

  4. Amber Rose Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Just remembered I’ve to spray the roses for mildew

  5. Vanessa Williams US Open
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s rocking the whole Cardassian look…

  6. Shauna Sand Cleavage High Heels Bike Ride
    Gin&Tonic
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    courtney stodden’s younger, less pancake makeup-ed sister. better start peddling in those crazy shoes, honey, in minute now Doug’s going to pop out and make you write slutty haikus

  7. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Blech
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    I thought that was Al Roker (a drunk Al Roker) from the thumbnail.

    Close enough.

  8. Tobey Maguire Bermuda Shorts White T Shirt Daughter Ruby
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    He found a way to be more embarrassing than he was in Spider Man 3. I owe my brother 10 bucks.

  9. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
    Colin
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    “Sorry my dear, Tyrion of House Lannister is now hand to the Queen”

  10. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Excuse me, could you point me in the direction where boners go to die ?

  11. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
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    I’m smiling! I’m smiling!!! Right?!?

  12. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
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    [Gruff smoker's voice - possibly a man's] You want to see the Slave Leia bikini? It’s in my bag. Let me get out my changing blanket.

  13. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Blackbeard said it best when he said,

    “Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.”

  14. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    “But I am smiling.”

  15. Pierce Brosnan Belly Unbuttoned Shirt Love Is All You Need Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, my little friend. We’re not scuba diving. Feel free to explore.”

  16. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Frunken
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    His chin makes up 30% of his face when he smiles like that.

  17. Joaquin Phoenix The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    “SHIT! did I leave my bag of the primo weed on the back seat AGAIN? godamnit, those f’ing valets had better keep their hands off or I’m going to start singing at them

  18. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Rob Riley Shirtless
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Riley, Ace of Spades.

  19. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    Bewbs
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    I have a feeling only Ice T could bridge the gap between dem titties.

  20. Cindy Crawford Soft Serve Ice Cream Malibu Chilli Cook Off
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Not wide enough.

    Otherwise, that’s my favorite soft-serve, and she looks great!

  21. Joaquin Phoenix The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dammit, my shorts always ride up when I walk down some stairs.”

  22. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Rob Riley Shirtless
    Bionic_Crouton
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    It looks like Barbados Slim is trying to be a Kardashian.

  23. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Blech
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    Lindsay should really get her shit together… because in less than a year, she’ll be this monstrosity.

  24. Vanessa Williams US Open
    Gin&Tonic
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    oooh, bad lighting. she’s usually still pretty hot for her age.

  25. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
    Blech
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    Why can’t more celebrities rock the blanket look?

    I’d pay.

  26. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Give up? Helen Keller!”

  27. Tobey Maguire Bermuda Shorts White T Shirt Daughter Ruby
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Headlights. On.

  28. Amber Rose Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    The flip-flops are made out of Adamantium.
    And they’re still struggling…

  29. Pierce Brosnan Belly Unbuttoned Shirt Love Is All You Need Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Frank Burns
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    Once seated, he’s going to pour some salt in there and then dip celery in it as a snack during the movie.

  30. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Later
    Commented on this photo:

    So the ghost of David Carradine is dating someone…

  31. Nicole Richie Bikini
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Tito Puente…

  32. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a wrapped condom in her back pocket?

  33. Zac Efron Knit Hat Sunglasses Posing With Femal Fans
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    K.D.C.

  34. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Tight Minidress Playboy Club Launch
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    Pam can look busted as shit sometimes, but here when she’s got perfect lighting around her she aint looking to bad. the body’s banging and her tits look great considering just how many surgeries and sizes she’s had done to them over the years

  35. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, whatever it is we did wrong, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for all of us– ALL OF US.

  36. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    [IMG]http://superlowres.com/images/toofeye.jpg[/IMG]

  37. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Rob Riley Shirtless
    Later
    Commented on this photo:

    I will make you mine tonight whether you like it or not….

  38. Pierce Brosnan Belly Unbuttoned Shirt Love Is All You Need Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, a better fitting shirt might be all you need…

  39. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    This is their second attempt getting her out of the car. The first time they just slowed down, opened the door and told her to “tuck and roll”.

  40. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Customs: “Do you have anything to declare?”
    Carrie: “No, I pretty much lost it all… my youth, my hot body, my fame, my acting career, my relevance, my — oh wait! I bought this blanket!”

  41. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, Prince Harry, I don’t know if my mommy wants to fly to Las Vegas and play billiards.”

  42. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Lopsided tits, botoxed into facial paralysis, face shot full of fillers.
    It all says “Yes my only worth in life is my youthful physical appearance…without it I am nothing”.
    Congratulations. By attempting to preserve and enhance what we think of as “beauty” she has destroyed it.
    It’s a Catch-22 that none of these women seem to understand.

  43. Tobey Maguire Bermuda Shorts White T Shirt Daughter Ruby
    Commented on this photo:

    who wears short shorts?

  44. Amber Rose Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Well she finally retired the awful hair color, now if she could just learn how to dress herself.

  45. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the wonky boob matches the wonky side of her face.

  46. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Mason
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t go braless under a sundress if you have lazy breasts.

  47. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    my dick just went back up in me.

  48. Kirstie Alley Fat Legs Spandex
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    If she was carrying one more bag, I’d think she was just stepping out for her lunch break.

  49. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so glad people don’t take my picture as I’m getting out of a car -such a vulnerable moment. And now that I have fully formed that realization, will start taking pictures of my friends as they’re getting out of cars.

  50. Pierce Brosnan Belly Unbuttoned Shirt Love Is All You Need Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    After playing “Hide the Brosnan”, Pierce cleans up and makes his way to the next contestant.

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