The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12

September 4th, 2012 // 839 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.

Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    The Most Interesting
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    Hef called to say that she’s Playboy material. Sorry, Courtney Stodden.

  2. Tobey Maguire Bermuda Shorts White T Shirt Daughter Ruby
    SIN
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    Talk about chilling for the summer.

  3. Olga Sorokina Nipples The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Frank Burns
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    I guess modern-age inventions like bras and mirrors haven’t made it to Venice yet.

    • Gin&Tonic

      I’m pretty sure this girl knows exactly what she’s doing to get american interest: wear a transparent dress and let us know the turkey’;s done, its gonna be thanksgiving time soon

  4. Tobey Maguire Bermuda Shorts White T Shirt Daughter Ruby
    Deacon Jones
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. Amber Rose Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Dumply, part II …

  6. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Bigalkie
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    Born Under a Bad Sign

  7. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
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    Shouldn’t it be everyone else wearing the hazmat boots?

  8. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
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    You can tell she’s excited to be there.

  9. Pierce Brosnan Belly Unbuttoned Shirt Love Is All You Need Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    SIN
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    Down boy, not here.

  10. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
    Gin&Tonic
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    “When they said Fat Mo’s makes the best burgers in town I didn’t know it’d be like this! HEEEEELLLLZZZZZZ YEEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!! SHIT”S ON!!!

  11. Zac Efron Knit Hat Sunglasses Posing With Femal Fans
    noname
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    The one on the right forgot to wear skanky make-up. Therefore, Zac is less interested.

  12. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
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    Seconds before the first known occurrence of someone rolling a bumper car..

  13. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
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    Somebody shined their sharpei’s before putting them on their feet!

  14. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Deacon Jones
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    The GOP did it, didn’t they?

    They’ve exhumed Reagan.

  15. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Hello Nicole…This is L Ron Hubbard…. Resistance is futile…You will be assimilated!”

  16. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’m not saying anything. I like to think they can still hear us.

  17. Amber Rose Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Bigalkie
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    I don’t think that her asspicking move is doing a thing for the gay dude behind her.

  18. Zac Efron Knit Hat Sunglasses Posing With Femal Fans
    SIN
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    Teal coat girl needs a nose job REAL bad.

  19. Vanessa Williams US Open
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    Show us your tits .. to distract from that gobbler neck!

  20. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    Oh shit! Polio is back? Looks like Jenny McCarthy was right. Vaccinations are bullshit.

  21. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    Frank Burns
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    Despite her preparation, moments later Fisher was gored by a bull.

  22. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
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    “What do you mean ‘The kid in the maroon shirt says his is bigger’?”

  23. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
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    Can she even bend her knees in those pants?

  24. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    Johnny P!
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    She’s thrilled! Excited? Angry? On the verge of an orgasm? Disappointed? Elated? Dismayed?
    Damn you, Botox!!!

  25. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Did I do Thaaat?”

  26. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
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    I’m more likely to rub one out to the anchor on Popeye’s forearm than her.

  27. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Gin&Tonic
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    it’s going to be okay, ma’am. just keep smiling so he doesn’t know anythings up. and remember the code we worked on: 1 blink means he’s activated the bomb and we need to quietly clear the area. 2 blinks mean you;re about to lunge to the right and give us a clear shot of him

  28. Rihanna Bikini Facebook
    Blech
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    She should just do porn already. It’s in her blood… Just get it over with!

  29. Kirstie Alley Fat Legs Spandex
    Deacon Jones
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    “…..wait til they get a load of ME…”

  30. Nicole Richie Bikini
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    Taking a well deserved vacation from her lifelong vacation.

  31. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Colin
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    Hehehe, some of you paid to see Speed 2

  32. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    I bet even an ocean of botox couldn’t get the wrinkles out of that old clam

  33. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    Get your own Lax Nightclub brand Tit Separator. Not only endorsed by me but many other b and c-list celebrities as well, including Audrina Patridge!

  34. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Ho hum. Another picture of Kim Kardashian with a black man where you can’t tell if he’s coming or going.

  35. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
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    “Think my fat ass will fit in here?” queried Ms Fisher. “It’s a designer potato sack”, was the reply. “Like I didn’t know”, she retorted.

  36. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
    Gin&Tonic
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    wow, those secret al-qaeda recruitment officers sure have gotten bold

  37. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
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    Auditioning to play Skeletor in the upcoming He-Man movie.

  38. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    http://www.meganslaw.ca.gov/

    I’m just sayin’…

  39. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
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    Looks like bubblegum; tastes like herpes.

  40. Kirstie Alley Fat Legs Spandex
    Bigalkie
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    Somewhere..Parker Stevenson is laughing his head off

  41. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, she made it much further than my attempt to steal one of those giant wine bottles from the Bellagio lobby before I left Vegas…

  42. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
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    show us the one near your dick.

  43. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
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    And here I thought it was Irons’ entry in a Silly Putty sculpture contest.

  44. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    Blech
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    Why is her boob all the way to one side of her chest?

    If she’s aiming for a fucking-bizarre Lindsay look, I believe she’s nailed it.

  45. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Willie Dixon
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    “That jerk took my parking spot. RELEASE THE GORGON!”

    ::rroooaarrrllllgggghhhsssss:::

  46. Jeremy Renner Vest The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    Sheppy
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    See! Not gay AT ALL!

  47. Olga Sorokina Nipples The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Bigalkie
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    Spotted leaving The Pimp and Ho Ball

  48. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    The Luxor, lol

  49. Cindy Crawford Soft Serve Ice Cream Malibu Chilli Cook Off
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    She likes a little chocolate with her ice cream. Good to know. (P.S. I’m black)

  50. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Wow! you Italians really know how to make a tourist feel welcome ! What do you call this again?…fellatio?”

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