Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.
Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,
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Hef called to say that she’s Playboy material. Sorry, Courtney Stodden.
Talk about chilling for the summer.
I guess modern-age inventions like bras and mirrors haven’t made it to Venice yet.
I’m pretty sure this girl knows exactly what she’s doing to get american interest: wear a transparent dress and let us know the turkey’;s done, its gonna be thanksgiving time soon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dumply, part II …
Born Under a Bad Sign
Shouldn’t it be everyone else wearing the hazmat boots?
You can tell she’s excited to be there.
Down boy, not here.
“When they said Fat Mo’s makes the best burgers in town I didn’t know it’d be like this! HEEEEELLLLZZZZZZ YEEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!! SHIT”S ON!!!
The one on the right forgot to wear skanky make-up. Therefore, Zac is less interested.
Seconds before the first known occurrence of someone rolling a bumper car..
Somebody shined their sharpei’s before putting them on their feet!
The GOP did it, didn’t they?
They’ve exhumed Reagan.
“Hello Nicole…This is L Ron Hubbard…. Resistance is futile…You will be assimilated!”
I’m not saying anything. I like to think they can still hear us.
I don’t think that her asspicking move is doing a thing for the gay dude behind her.
Teal coat girl needs a nose job REAL bad.
I was so distracted by the eyeliner, I didn’t even notice.
That is mean! She also need her teeth bleached and fixed and something done with her hair. Also, maybe a trip to a mall that wasn’t built in the 20th century.
Show us your tits .. to distract from that gobbler neck!
Oh shit! Polio is back? Looks like Jenny McCarthy was right. Vaccinations are bullshit.
Despite her preparation, moments later Fisher was gored by a bull.
“What do you mean ‘The kid in the maroon shirt says his is bigger’?”
Can she even bend her knees in those pants?
She’s thrilled! Excited? Angry? On the verge of an orgasm? Disappointed? Elated? Dismayed?
Damn you, Botox!!!
“Did I do Thaaat?”
I’m more likely to rub one out to the anchor on Popeye’s forearm than her.
it’s going to be okay, ma’am. just keep smiling so he doesn’t know anythings up. and remember the code we worked on: 1 blink means he’s activated the bomb and we need to quietly clear the area. 2 blinks mean you;re about to lunge to the right and give us a clear shot of him
She should just do porn already. It’s in her blood… Just get it over with!
“…..wait til they get a load of ME…”
Taking a well deserved vacation from her lifelong vacation.
hahaha!
Hehehe, some of you paid to see Speed 2
I bet even an ocean of botox couldn’t get the wrinkles out of that old clam
Get your own Lax Nightclub brand Tit Separator. Not only endorsed by me but many other b and c-list celebrities as well, including Audrina Patridge!
Ho hum. Another picture of Kim Kardashian with a black man where you can’t tell if he’s coming or going.
“Think my fat ass will fit in here?” queried Ms Fisher. “It’s a designer potato sack”, was the reply. “Like I didn’t know”, she retorted.
wow, those secret al-qaeda recruitment officers sure have gotten bold
Auditioning to play Skeletor in the upcoming He-Man movie.
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I’m just sayin’…
Looks like bubblegum; tastes like herpes.
Somewhere..Parker Stevenson is laughing his head off
Hey, she made it much further than my attempt to steal one of those giant wine bottles from the Bellagio lobby before I left Vegas…
show us the one near your dick.
And here I thought it was Irons’ entry in a Silly Putty sculpture contest.
Why is her boob all the way to one side of her chest?
If she’s aiming for a fucking-bizarre Lindsay look, I believe she’s nailed it.
“That jerk took my parking spot. RELEASE THE GORGON!”
::rroooaarrrllllgggghhhsssss:::
See! Not gay AT ALL!
Spotted leaving The Pimp and Ho Ball
The Luxor, lol
She likes a little chocolate with her ice cream. Good to know. (P.S. I’m black)
“Wow! you Italians really know how to make a tourist feel welcome ! What do you call this again?…fellatio?”