The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12

September 4th, 2012 // 838 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.

Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    JC
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    She gets one of these every time she finds a sailor drunk enough to fuck her.

    Still only one so far…

  2. Shauna Sand Cleavage High Heels Bike Ride
    it had to be said
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    Uh, you can just keep the seat.

  3. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
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    “…and when I raise my right hand, your jeans will barely fit.”

  4. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    sadbuttru
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    It’s Cruella Deville peeps

  5. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    Gin&Tonic
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    chain reaction puke-athon in 3…2…1…

  6. Cindy Crawford Soft Serve Ice Cream Malibu Chilli Cook Off
    Bigalkie
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    She clearly has a stronger constitution that Nick Nolte

  7. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
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    (gahhh! I thought gonorrhea was a lie by the white man!)

  8. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    Smapdi
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    She’s strong to the finish ’cause she eats her spinach, she’s Gaga the Sailor’s Man!

  9. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    SB
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    “See, I, fold my underwear like this – it’s a great spacesaver for travelling.”

  10. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    JC
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    On this season of Mad Men, we’re introducing a new character: Betty Draper’s older sister.

  11. Balthazar Getty Pink Pants Bedhead
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    Tim Robbins is not doing well… Not at all…

  12. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Rob Riley Shirtless
    it had to be said
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    I have a premonition that someone is going to get gangbanged tonight . . .

  13. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    me
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    see, it fits in my mouth AND between my tits

  14. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Bigalkie
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    Smile or I’ll fucking kill you

  15. Scott Disick
    Smapdi
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    The haunted, psychotic look of someone who has walked in on Bruce and Kris Jenner in the shower.

  16. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    your mom
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    That’s a walk of shame that will put ANYONE in rehab.

  17. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
    it had to be said
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    Nice fucking boots.

  18. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “We saw your pictures on Daddy’s computer next to a pile of used tissues.”

  19. Pierce Brosnan Belly Unbuttoned Shirt Love Is All You Need Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    if by love you mean someone to make sure you’re dressed properly…

  20. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    When I was a little boy, I used to have nightmares where I would be walking down a long hallway and there were doors on each side and I had to get to the end of the hallway, but I knew the bad man was in one of the doors. He would always slowly stick his head out of one of the doors as I walked past. That picture is the bad man.

  21. Jeremy Renner Vest The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    JC
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    In the latest Bourne movie, we go back in time to the 1920s to meet Jason Bourne’s great-grandfather, a fey dandy trying to break into show business.

  22. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Tight Minidress Playboy Club Launch
    it had to be said
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    Ha ha ha ha. That guy behind her thinks he can keep the Hep away by closing his eyes. Ha ha ha ha.

  23. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    SOB
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    God Damn, Jocelyn Wildenstein is looking rough

  24. Zac Efron Knit Hat Sunglasses Posing With Femal Fans
    it had to be said
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    I think Marco Polo Airport must be somewhere in New Jersey.

  25. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
    Bigalkie
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    This should be an anti helmet law propaganda poster…….. It’s working out so well for The Busey

  26. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You can’t see but there’s a W under her armpit

  27. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    it had to be said
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    Dildo.

  28. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
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    A far cry from the woman my elders fapped to in the 90′s. Thankfully I was never much of a fan of hers. She was boring to me.

  29. Kirstie Alley Fat Legs Spandex
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    What the fuck? Hasn’t she been on that stupid show for like 3 years or something?

  30. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Why is the school janitor riding my kid’s bus?

  31. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
    JC
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    The boots are just practice for when her cankles go full elephant in about 5 years.

  32. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
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    Maam…you’re going to have to find another place to sleep. Move along.

  33. Shauna Sand Cleavage High Heels Bike Ride
    Bigalkie
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    Lorenzo Lamas must be so proud of his kids mother

  34. Vanessa Williams US Open
    JC
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    It turns out black does indeed crack.

  35. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    sprub
    Commented on this photo:

    Chill Nicole !
    No need to make a fool of yourself by acting all crazy… it’s tennis, you know, decorum and all that.

  36. Zac Efron Knit Hat Sunglasses Posing With Femal Fans
    Bobin
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    Eyeliner as thick as eyebrows. Get a mirror bitches.

  37. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Gin&Tonic
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    willem: “hehe, tom cruise’s gonna get so mad when he sees that I took a dump on his motorcycle seat ”
    -5 minutes later-
    *SQUISH*
    willem: “yeah, thats right bitch, Papa Dafoe had himself some chilli last night! yee-haw!”

  38. Scott Disick
    savedatwins
    Commented on this photo:

    the real patrick bateman would never grow a beard. It would interfere with his skincare routine.

    • Animal

      You should look at the picture again. This douche isn’t capable of growing a beard.

    • The real Patrick Bateman would fix his rabbit teeth, too. And then the orthodontist who joked with him about the rabbit teeth before fixing them would get a Montblanc Special Edition Herbert von Karajan fountain pen in the ear.

  39. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
    shonzie
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    DERP!

  40. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
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    (hysterically laughing)
    “…so then!…SO THEN, she goes “Stop it, you’re killing me!” and my penis popped out of her mouth with about a foot of her intestines on it!”

  41. Joaquin Phoenix The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    Those rappers and their Brooks Brothers suits…

  42. Nicole Richie Bikini
    SIN
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    You sure thats her?

  43. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    Dr. Fullabull
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    Every day, most of the people in “The Crap We Missed” pics are freaks. They’re not attractive or glamorous (unless your standards of beauty and glamour are seriously effed up); they are like circus freaks. Freakish breasts that don’t move like real breasts, freakish frozen lips on frozen faces… This shit makes the decadence of some ancient Romans look healthy.

  44. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Brought It
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    Damn you, beat me to it.

  45. Scott Disick
    Bionic_Crouton
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    He looks like he’s starring in the middle school production of “American Psycho”.

  46. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    Looks like he just tied someone to the train tracks.

  47. Joaquin Phoenix The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Bigalkie
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    Disturbed

  48. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, who the Fu^k gave the order to, “Unleash the Kraken!”?

  49. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    dooood
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    i used to want to bang his wife when she was on news radio.
    this dude looks like a bad guy from dick tracy now.

  50. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
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    “This tattoo signifies how quickly my career will sink.”

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