The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12

September 4th, 2012 // 839 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.

Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Where’s that shark from “Jaws” when you need him?

  2. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    Bigalkie
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    People typically take in the US Open to.. ummm.. enjoy themselves?

  3. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
    EricLr
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    I don’t care what you’re dad told you, young lady, you can’t fly!

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Mason
    it had to be said
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    Mason, if she starts fitting you for a bikini, run.

  5. Amber Rose Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    lily
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    disgusting….put on some friggin sweat pants, no one wants to see that ebony cottage cheese

  6. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Old Man Winter is on his way, folks.

  7. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    EricLr
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    Is that his wife or hostage?

  8. Rihanna Bikini Facebook
    savedatwins
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    know what’s missing from this picture? weed and a beer and a black eye

  9. Cindy Crawford Soft Serve Ice Cream Malibu Chilli Cook Off
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    Still amazing looking… The lack of a bra and the ice cream are just icing on the cake…

  10. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Bigalkie
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    Magpie alert.. Nice white socks with dress shoes

  11. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Mason
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    “Stupid child! Hold that box label-side-out or we don’t get paid!”

  12. Tobey Maguire Bermuda Shorts White T Shirt Daughter Ruby
    EricLr
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    Daddy doesn’t get dressed anymore. Mommy told me not to talk about it.

  13. Scott Disick
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    Face pubes for $800, Alex.

  14. Vanessa Williams US Open
    lily
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    one upon a time ago, she was one of the most beautiful woman on the planet

  15. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
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    #quack

  16. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Cool, a “douche-duo”. You save more that way, I hear.

  17. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    DeucePickle
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    You’ll have plenty of time to regret your DUI when you’re in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER !

  18. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    it had to be said
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    Ah, that was the sunshine I thought I saw over Queens.

  19. Kirstie Alley Fat Legs Spandex
    lily
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    haha remember when she claimed to be a size 6?

  20. Phoebe Price Bikini
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    As if the ocean didn’t smell enough like raw fish…

  21. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
    Bigalkie
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    Look Mommy.. I wore my special cape so I could fly to Xenu

  22. Olga Sorokina Nipples The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    lily
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    FUGLY and classless.

    • Frunken

      Harsh. She’s just a Russian actress. To her showing nipples is the same as an exposed midriff. Has Milla Jovovich taught you nothing?

  23. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
    it had to be said
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    “I would NOT get into that car until it airs out.”

  24. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    They’re remaking Dodgeball already?

  25. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
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    Suri is the Manchurian Candidate of the Scientology machine. When they activate her, she will kill.

  26. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
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    When you take into account who we’re talking about here, this is pretty normal.

  27. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    Deacon Jones
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    (in gravelly voice)
    “Jesus…not that hard!”

  28. Olga Sorokina Nipples The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Nice peepers. Her eyes are okay, too.

  29. Balthazar Getty Pink Pants Bedhead
    me
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    when did this guy discover he is the lovechild os corey feldman and charlie sheen?

  30. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    lily
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    cowwwww

  31. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I suppose a lick is out of the question?”

  32. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
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    “…and right here, this is where a breast would be if I were actually female.”

  33. Jeremy Renner Vest The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    BTW.. spoiler alert.. That movie SUCKS

  34. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Rob Riley Shirtless
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    Birthday party or porn shoot? Just sayin…

  35. Phoebe Price Bikini
    your mom
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    If she thinks she’s gonna ride the coat tails of Lindsay Lohan’s “comeback,” she’s gonna be there a while…

  36. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
    Boo Yah
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    He’s never looked better.

  37. Jeremy Renner Vest The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    it had to be said
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    That vest looks great . . . on female strippers.

  38. Kirstie Alley Fat Legs Spandex
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    Pretty sure she’s no longer a size 4. I wonder if that’s cause she’s made to eat all of the girlfriends that failed Tom Cruise’s auditions.

  39. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    “HEHE, you think you’re slyly taking my picture without my knowledge! Well i am slyly masturbating without your’s. Win Dafoe!!”

  40. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
    it had to be said
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    Got his johnson caught in his shoe laces, I guess.

  41. Joaquin Phoenix The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    “No drugs here.. No sirree. Now, if that yellow elephant looks at me ONE more time, I will lose it.”

  42. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    Urkel

  43. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    it had to be said
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    Fonzi?

  44. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Is she blaming Debbie Reynolds for this, too?

  45. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Colin
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    “A single move, McClain and your great granddaughter shall die!”

  46. Nicole Richie Bikini
    Bigalkie
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    I’ll file this one under ” who gives a shit “.

  47. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    Gin&Tonic
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    shocking! Bai Ling’s gone blonde!
    Not so shocking, Bai Ling’s dressed like a washed up porn star and is attending an event at a stripclub. if someone were to switch Jenna and Bai’s souls (after having to buy them back from the casting couch first) with each others bodies I think think the transition would be quite an easy one for them

  48. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Fish, I thought you had at least some small shard of compassion…. This proves otherwise….

  49. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
    it had to be said
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    At least he didn’t poop in a bumper car . . .

  50. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Rob Riley Shirtless
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    Riley?

    Must be Irish.

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