Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.
Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,
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… as The Joker
It’s a good look for Nick.
Poseur and Posette
Bumpits and liquid liner? I thought Italians were supposed to be fashion forward.
Yeah.. she’s winding up… in a few years she’ll hit Full Crazy.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Joaquin Phoenix actually died several years ago and has since been replaced with this life-like animatron.
No one knows that this guy’s secret identity is Gary Busey.
Makes me miss the days when my children were little…
As we can see from this photo, sunlight is extremely painful to the undead.
Love the Jerry Lewis impression!
“Help me, Betty Ford. You’re my only hope.”
So original.
Very nice….
Lots of silicone…