The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12

September 4th, 2012 // 838 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.

Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
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    … as The Joker

  2. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
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    It’s a good look for Nick.

  3. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
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    Poseur and Posette

  4. Zac Efron Knit Hat Sunglasses Posing With Femal Fans
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    Bumpits and liquid liner? I thought Italians were supposed to be fashion forward.

  5. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
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    Yeah.. she’s winding up… in a few years she’ll hit Full Crazy.

  6. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Billy Ray
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

  7. Joaquin Phoenix The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Matt
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    Joaquin Phoenix actually died several years ago and has since been replaced with this life-like animatron.

  8. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
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    No one knows that this guy’s secret identity is Gary Busey.

  9. Tobey Maguire Bermuda Shorts White T Shirt Daughter Ruby
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    Makes me miss the days when my children were little…

  10. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Matt
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    As we can see from this photo, sunlight is extremely painful to the undead.

  11. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
    Fingergod
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    Love the Jerry Lewis impression!

  12. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    Fingergod
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    “Help me, Betty Ford. You’re my only hope.”

  13. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    You
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    So original.

  14. Olga Sorokina Nipples The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
    mike
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    Very nice….

  15. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    Mike
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    Lots of silicone…

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