Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.
Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,
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Sexiest man alive…..1992. WHAAAAAT????
Ok, who let Gary Busey behind the wheel again?
Too bad this guy couldn’t play Magneto back in 2000. He’d have been much more suitable than Ian McKellan. Heck, I still see him pop up in fancasts on Comicbookmovie.com in the role.
I can’t wait to see season 2 “The Borgias” on DVD, though.
No tickee, no laundry!
She can furl my mains’l any day.
Somewhere, Anthony Hopkins is freaking out.
Hand-check?!
The Not-Quite-Walking Dead…
The only dance competition she has much of a chance at is the “Thick Leg Contest.”
All this pig does is go on holiday all the time.
I thought Spencer Tracy was dead.
Great Grandma, your diaper is soaked!
Daisy Duke spent a little too much time in the sun.
Hell… we all know it’s not the angel she’s listening to. Where’s that damn devil!
He’s sooo hot, but I can smell the cigarettes from here
I never knew that Mum-Ra was real…
Someone forgot to wind her up….Keith where are you!!!!!
Is he any relation to Zellwegger because the lemon puss look matches, ugh!
Pretty sad when a man has to hold his trousers up to be able to walk…
Is she moving in??
“…enough about my prostate operation how have you been?”
This is the first time I’ve seen soft serve turn hard.
He keeps calling his grand daughter “Short round” and punched a carnie . Now if only he can make it out of Shanghai…
Oh she’s showing off her tattoo.. I just thought she was randomly groping herself to show off how “eccentric” she is…
She’s trying to trick me into overlooking that very practical bicycle in the background. I could carry lots of shit with that bike.
Prease to bling big bowl tempura veggies.
She actually looks pretty decent in this pic. Photoshop is fucking amazing.
Poor Nicole is totally obsessed by the memory of her marriage to Herr Cruise.
“Hey, YOU…the dusky-hued fellow…quite fucking around and get that car parked!”
*quit*
It seems Katie’s southern hemisphere is shaping up nicely.
Obviously thinks he a river boat gambler.
Weird coincidence…I’m sitting her listening to some of her dad’s music. I hope this isn’t something supernatural!
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is sort of spooky?
Damnit! Someone is definitely getting lucky tonight, and it sure as fuck isn’t me!
“I AM ROBOCOP…Stop or I’ll shoot.”
“Hey, you old twat. What the fuck? You’re taking a massive dump in my car!!!”
Where do you suppose Tweedle-Kim and Tweedle-Kanye are headed?
Yummm! Eeny…Meeny…Minee…Mo…
What a monster!
A handsome couple.
The best he’s ever looked.
From the set of “Cheers” as performed by children: Ted Danson was never young.
Her middle finger has been clearly getting a work-out.
As one ages, so does all the botox and plastic surgery one has had in the past and it sure isn’t pretty. Women who age naturally look better when they are older.
He’s really pissed. Nice kids, but… just saying.
One of my dirty pleasures…
I just think she is heavily medicated, probably trying to redirect all the hater energy she has had thrown at her like fucking crazy since she started her film career. I don’t like to talk about my ex… (she has enough mischief in her life with flakey britches). No gonna comment on her skill level. I think she’s a nice person.
I need cash… lots and lots of cash. Must shop soon.
No one in their right fucking mind, wears heels on a bike. You are permanently risking your ankles and a proper accident.
He surveys the crowd… (internal dialogue): You are an insane group of super creepers, every last one of you.
The he smiles, and waves…