The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12

September 4th, 2012 // 838 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.

Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    Roseanne Barr
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    Sexiest man alive…..1992. WHAAAAAT????

  2. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    Lynda
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    Ok, who let Gary Busey behind the wheel again?

  3. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Mike
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    Too bad this guy couldn’t play Magneto back in 2000. He’d have been much more suitable than Ian McKellan. Heck, I still see him pop up in fancasts on Comicbookmovie.com in the role.

    I can’t wait to see season 2 “The Borgias” on DVD, though.

  4. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    Falstaff
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    No tickee, no laundry!

  5. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    Motorboat Captain
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    She can furl my mains’l any day.

  6. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Somewhere, Anthony Hopkins is freaking out.

  7. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
    TheTrooffairy
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    Hand-check?!

  8. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    The Not-Quite-Walking Dead…

  9. Kirstie Alley Fat Legs Spandex
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    The only dance competition she has much of a chance at is the “Thick Leg Contest.”

  10. Rihanna Bikini Facebook
    Pine Table Fever
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    All this pig does is go on holiday all the time.

  11. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
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    I thought Spencer Tracy was dead.

  12. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    BenDoverman
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    Great Grandma, your diaper is soaked!

  13. Vanessa Williams US Open
    Jade
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    Daisy Duke spent a little too much time in the sun.

  14. Rihanna Bikini Facebook
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    Hell… we all know it’s not the angel she’s listening to. Where’s that damn devil!

  15. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
    gillian
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    He’s sooo hot, but I can smell the cigarettes from here

  16. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Baba_Ganouche
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    I never knew that Mum-Ra was real…

  17. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    squishy
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    Someone forgot to wind her up….Keith where are you!!!!!

  18. Jeremy Renner Vest The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    squishy
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    Is he any relation to Zellwegger because the lemon puss look matches, ugh!

  19. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
    squishy
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    Pretty sad when a man has to hold his trousers up to be able to walk…

  20. Carrie Fisher Cigarette Blanket
    squishy
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    Is she moving in??

  21. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “…enough about my prostate operation how have you been?”

  22. Cindy Crawford Soft Serve Ice Cream Malibu Chilli Cook Off
    Bionic_Crouton
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    This is the first time I’ve seen soft serve turn hard.

  23. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    Bionic_Crouton
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    He keeps calling his grand daughter “Short round” and punched a carnie . Now if only he can make it out of Shanghai…

  24. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    lala
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    Oh she’s showing off her tattoo.. I just thought she was randomly groping herself to show off how “eccentric” she is…

  25. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
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    She’s trying to trick me into overlooking that very practical bicycle in the background. I could carry lots of shit with that bike.

  26. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
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    Prease to bling big bowl tempura veggies.

  27. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
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    She actually looks pretty decent in this pic. Photoshop is fucking amazing.

  28. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
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    Poor Nicole is totally obsessed by the memory of her marriage to Herr Cruise.

  29. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    “Hey, YOU…the dusky-hued fellow…quite fucking around and get that car parked!”

  30. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
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    It seems Katie’s southern hemisphere is shaping up nicely.

  31. Jeremy Renner Vest The Bourne Legacy Premiere
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    Obviously thinks he a river boat gambler.

  32. Nicole Richie Bikini
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    Weird coincidence…I’m sitting her listening to some of her dad’s music. I hope this isn’t something supernatural!

  33. Michael Fassbender Laughing  69th Venice International Film Festival
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    Am I the only one who thinks this guy is sort of spooky?

  34. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Rob Riley Shirtless
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    Damnit! Someone is definitely getting lucky tonight, and it sure as fuck isn’t me!

  35. Joaquin Phoenix The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    “I AM ROBOCOP…Stop or I’ll shoot.”

  36. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
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    “Hey, you old twat. What the fuck? You’re taking a massive dump in my car!!!”

  37. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Ridiculous Clothes
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    Where do you suppose Tweedle-Kim and Tweedle-Kanye are headed?

  38. Zac Efron Knit Hat Sunglasses Posing With Femal Fans
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    Yummm! Eeny…Meeny…Minee…Mo…

  39. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    Put It In
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    What a monster!

  40. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Quijibo
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    A handsome couple.

  41. Gary Busey Shirt Over Head Sunglasses Steffanie Sampson
    Quijibo
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    The best he’s ever looked.

  42. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
    madashell
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    From the set of “Cheers” as performed by children: Ted Danson was never young.

  43. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    madashell
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    Her middle finger has been clearly getting a work-out.

  44. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Freebue
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    As one ages, so does all the botox and plastic surgery one has had in the past and it sure isn’t pretty. Women who age naturally look better when they are older.

  45. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
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    He’s really pissed. Nice kids, but… just saying.

  46. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    One of my dirty pleasures…

  47. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
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    I just think she is heavily medicated, probably trying to redirect all the hater energy she has had thrown at her like fucking crazy since she started her film career. I don’t like to talk about my ex… (she has enough mischief in her life with flakey britches). No gonna comment on her skill level. I think she’s a nice person.

  48. Cindy Crawford Soft Serve Ice Cream Malibu Chilli Cook Off
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    I need cash… lots and lots of cash. Must shop soon.

  49. Shauna Sand Cleavage High Heels Bike Ride
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    No one in their right fucking mind, wears heels on a bike. You are permanently risking your ankles and a proper accident.

  50. Joaquin Phoenix The Master Premiere 69th Venice International Film Festival
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    He surveys the crowd… (internal dialogue): You are an insane group of super creepers, every last one of you.
    The he smiles, and waves…

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