Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.
Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,
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I’m not saying she has a wide cleavage, I’m just saying it would be like throwing a hot dog down an airport runway.
Using proactive = Face looking like Kim K’s cheese thighs…. BUYING IT!!!
More like crazy tits III. One is defining the laws of gravity and one is obeying.
her boobs are off kilter WTF???
Fish are friends, not food.
Wait, what happened to Lucy Lui and why is she wearing a blond wig?
so unique
They ought to have a sign that reads: “If your blood pressure is above 300/180, you are not permitted to ride the bumper cars, Mr. Nolte.”
Meanwhile at the Nickleback concert…
That’s right America! Obama would have us live in some kind of crazy pseudo reverse Muslim nation!!! Pretty soon guys will be forced to wear pants… you just mark my words!
FUN FACT: Aussie actress Nicole Kidman loathes tennis!
God Emperor of Dune Leto II of House Atreides
“And then I held daddy in my arms like this…”
Looks like he just ate Brian Dennehy and it doesn’t agree with him.
Fancy men use only “premium” ice.
And she was [hopefully] never photographed again.
Two A-holes walk into a wall.
Through the amazing phenomenom of evolution, in only a few short years, the “Jennajameson” has developed small, squinty eyes, in order to best avoid the constant barrage of sperm to her face. Isn’t nature wonderful?
Here we see Nick Nolte’s screen test for the role of “Red Hulk” in the new, upcoming Marvel motion picture.
So…Who’s up for a quick game of pool then?
How many large bags can you find in this photograph?
[Hint: Five.]
How could there not be a Stepford Wives 2, 3 and 4?
she’s modeling for a flotation device company now?
That’s weird…I always thought that Damon Wayans played the role of Handi Man.
Suri: Mirabile dictu, don’t you agree?
Katie: You speak Latin?
Suri: Ego te absolvo.
Katie: Quod nomen mihi est?
Suri: Bon Jour.
Katie: Quod nomen mihi est?
Suri: La plume de ma tante.
“gotta run, play date with Suri …”
Did I think Prometheus was a good movie? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
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He was the only thing good about it.
gotta dress nice for the arraignment
It’s the only way that she will go out with him.
I thought she died back in 1984?
Guess how many minutes later that the police were called.
OMG … is that Tara Reid on the left?
No, silly, that’s a horse. If it were Tara we’d see tits.
In all fairness, her middle toe on the left foot still looks really, REALLY good!
She really should wear stripper heels with that outfit
Why is he wearing white?
They must be going to a party, she’s wearing her shoe “sperm guards.”
My God…didn’t we learn our lesson from Nicole Kidman? Keep all attractive women away from tennis matches!
this is what Scientology will do to you
She was so lucky that Shelly Long decided to quit Dancing with the Stars!
the open top almost – almost – distracts you from her terrible make up job.
Drop the blanket and TA DAH! Oh wait, the elephant didn’t disappear.
Hey, she could play Bruce Campbell’s mom on “Burn Notice,” Sharon Gless needs a smoking and drinking buddy
is it just me … or is Nolte morphing into Jack Nicholson?
evidently LA does not have a Child Protective Services agency
Forgot his training bra….AND they’re wearing almost matching prints. I’d say their outing was a success.
“I … must … watch … tennis …”
“Alright, let’s go. I just sharted.”
Looks like somebody took 2 fine hams & shoved them down the back of her pants….oooor she ate them…
You know she’s D-Listed when she’s vacationing in Cabo.
Looks like herpes to me.