The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.27.11

“Nice gut, fatass!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring proof that Angelina Jolie’s child-gathering is getting out of hand because I’m pretty sure the tall, blonde one has an owner, Jonah Hill getting larger before our eyes and Taylor Lautner remembering that time he shook Justin Bieber’s hand: *snifffffffff* “Ah, maple syrup with just a hint of angel cum.”

For some reason, I like Mexican Dancing With The Stars better,

- The Superficial

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