The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.27.11

September 27th, 2011 // 454 Comments

“Nice gut, fatass!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring proof that Angelina Jolie‘s child-gathering is getting out of hand because I’m pretty sure the tall, blonde one has an owner, Jonah Hill getting larger before our eyes and Taylor Lautner remembering that time he shook Justin Bieber‘s hand: *snifffffffff* “Ah, maple syrup with just a hint of angel cum.”

For some reason, I like Mexican Dancing With The Stars better,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Would it be possible to cover these up before sending them to Ireland?

    Thanks in advance.

  2. Anglina Jolie Gwen Stefani
    suck it
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    what is up with the marks on her daughter’s face????

  3. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    thegrouchomarxist
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    I’ll get you and your little dog too!!

  4. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Baby doesn’t know she’s there. She’s so thin you can only see her from the side.

  5. Salma Hayek Cleavage Puss In Boots
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    dios mio que mujer

  6. Taylor Lautner Blowing Kisses
    JabbaWho?
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhhh, I just fingered Robert Pattinson

  7. Antonio Banderas Cats Puss In Boots
    TomFrank
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    This isn’t from a movie premiere. This is a scene from the upcoming “Rise of the Planet of the Cats.”

  8. Michael Fassbender Thumbs Up
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    Thumbs up if you love Valtrex.

  9. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    kaylia
    Commented on this photo:

    ew

  10. Penn Badgley Gossip Girl
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    ♫ Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit…

  11. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Does this whore honestly think that anyone wants to see her naked? I mean, who hasn’t already – back before she was a joke. Who needs “this”???

  12. Ellen Barkin Strange Velour Suit
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Naked Prince must be so cold right now.

  13. Amy Fisher Cleavage Minidress
    JabbaWho?
    Commented on this photo:

    fake lips=$1,000
    fake nose=$2,000
    fake tits=$5,000
    sex with Joey Buttafucko=ISHY!

  14. Anglina Jolie Gwen Stefani
    DeucePickle
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    Angie brings another over another child.
    Whether this is for a satanic ritual or not is unknown.

  15. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    SherryGrrl
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    I know he’s white, but no, Lindsay! Don’t snort him!!!!

  16. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    JabbaWho?
    Commented on this photo:

    Would you like some of my Hepatitis?
    A, B, or C?

  17. Skinny Jonah Hill Whole Foods
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Clearly the same watch he had before the weightloss…

  18. Skinny Jonah Hill Whole Foods
    wtf
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    couple cruller donuts for the road…

  19. Ali Larter Cleavage
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    damn she is a hot mom

  20. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    TomFrank
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    So basically, everyone in Mexico is rooting for a nip slip, but we get Nancy Grace.

  21. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    diego
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    The face he was making the exact moment he got Hep C from her asshole

  22. Salma Hayek Cleavage Puss In Boots
    wtf
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    wow

  23. Amy Fisher Cleavage Minidress
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick looks as fun as a hole in the head.

  24. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    This child appears to be very advanced for his age. He already knows you shouldn’t look a horse in the eye.

  25. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    Commented on this photo:

    The load in that baby’s diaper weighs more than she does.

  26. LeAnn Rimes Baby
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    This picture wins the “saying it all with his face” contest, hands-down.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      heheh Awesome baby!
      They say babies can see ghosts, too. He probably doesn’t really know what kind of supernatural weirdness he just saw, hence the WTF face.

  27. Josh Brolin Wife Beater Biceps The Gangster Squad
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo, wheres that Snooki is ?

  28. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    Commented on this photo:

    The Ghost of Hotness Past can really move.

  29. Hoda Kotb
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew who this was even before i scrolled down past the Klingon forehead

  30. Courtney Love
    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come little children I’ll take thee away, into the land of enchantment…”

  31. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    Commented on this photo:

    Are there people out there who find this sexy who aren’t currently housed at Pelican Bay State Prison?

  32. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    This is one witch that won’t eat me!

  33. Ellen Barkin Strange Velour Suit
    Chucky D
    Commented on this photo:

    Black wingtips, $150. Blue sharkskin pants and purple velvet jacket, $300. The look on Andy Warhol’s face when asked where he’s been for the last 24 years, priceless!

  34. Taylor Lautner Blowing Kisses
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    Taint check is a pass.

  35. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Dancing
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pam needs work.
    Good for Pam: instead of crying the money blues to one of the magazines for a quick payoff she’s out there shaking her moneymaker. Go Pam!

  36. Anglina Jolie Gwen Stefani
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    Kids always look sad when their parents/captors look happy.

  37. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That reminds me; it’s time to start breaking out the Halloween decorations.

  38. Anglina Jolie Gwen Stefani
    Commented on this photo:

    The woman with the widest mouth in the world joins forces with the woman with the longest front teeth in the world. Looks like some kind of oral freak convention.

  39. Michael Fassbender Thumbs Up
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s got one thumb that smells like Taylor Lautner’s taint? This guy.

  40. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and that’s why you should not eat meat, or candy, or chips, or fruit, or vegetables, or cereal, or wheat, or…”

  41. Josh Brolin Wife Beater Biceps The Gangster Squad
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s right, baby, solid effing wood!”

  42. Octomom Nadya Suleman Celebrity Fight Night
    Commented on this photo:

    So, where’ the celebrity?

  43. Anglina Jolie Gwen Stefani
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    You put these two women together, and they form one complete pole!

  44. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you the little man who hit me with the shoe?”

  45. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    KevyMacc
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the ghost of emaciation here to haunt chubby kids.

  46. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the little guy is cute!

    Wait…wtf?? What’s happened to me? I think I’ve lost my mojo.

  47. Ellen Barkin Strange Velour Suit
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the premiere to something about a marching band?

  48. Skinny Jonah Hill Whole Foods
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    For a minute, I thought that said “leaving Whale Foods”.

  49. LeAnn Rimes Baby
    Willie Dixon
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    Get that Cylon away from that baby!

  50. Hugh Jackman
    Commented on this photo:

    This was his last known footage before Oprah ziplined into him.

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