“Nice gut, fatass!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring proof that Angelina Jolie‘s child-gathering is getting out of hand because I’m pretty sure the tall, blonde one has an owner, Jonah Hill getting larger before our eyes and Taylor Lautner remembering that time he shook Justin Bieber‘s hand: *snifffffffff* “Ah, maple syrup with just a hint of angel cum.”
For some reason, I like Mexican Dancing With The Stars better,
- The Superficial
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Would it be possible to cover these up before sending them to Ireland?
Thanks in advance.
what is up with the marks on her daughter’s face????
It’s face paint. Freaked me out too until I saw it on Gwen’s kid in a different photo from the set.
Seriously, I thought it wasn’t supposed to leave any marks if you used a phonebook.
+1
I’ll get you and your little dog too!!
+100
Baby doesn’t know she’s there. She’s so thin you can only see her from the side.
dios mio que mujer
Ahhhh, I just fingered Robert Pattinson
That ain’t gina !
This isn’t from a movie premiere. This is a scene from the upcoming “Rise of the Planet of the Cats.”
Thumbs up if you love Valtrex.
ew
♫ Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit…
Does this whore honestly think that anyone wants to see her naked? I mean, who hasn’t already – back before she was a joke. Who needs “this”???
It’s Mexico, take a look at the Mexican channels, most of the chicks dress this way.
Naked Prince must be so cold right now.
yes
So THAT’s where I’ve seen that jacket before. The famous Shirts vs. Blouses basketball game.
+1, bullseye.
fake lips=$1,000
fake nose=$2,000
fake tits=$5,000
sex with Joey Buttafucko=ISHY!
Angie brings another over another child.
Whether this is for a satanic ritual or not is unknown.
(strike that first “another”)
sorry everyone, sorry
LOLOLOLOL You’re great.
I know he’s white, but no, Lindsay! Don’t snort him!!!!
haha moron
Would you like some of my Hepatitis?
A, B, or C?
Clearly the same watch he had before the weightloss…
couple cruller donuts for the road…
Lol
damn she is a hot mom
How the fuck is she hot when u can see the bones in her chest? You must have really low standards.
She lost her pregnancy boobs. It is truly a sad day in Hollywood.
So basically, everyone in Mexico is rooting for a nip slip, but we get Nancy Grace.
Shh, I thought we were never to speak about that.
The face he was making the exact moment he got Hep C from her asshole
wow
This chick looks as fun as a hole in the head.
+1992
For the WIN! Both of you!
This child appears to be very advanced for his age. He already knows you shouldn’t look a horse in the eye.
The load in that baby’s diaper weighs more than she does.
This picture wins the “saying it all with his face” contest, hands-down.
heheh Awesome baby!
They say babies can see ghosts, too. He probably doesn’t really know what kind of supernatural weirdness he just saw, hence the WTF face.
Yo, wheres that Snooki is ?
The Ghost of Hotness Past can really move.
I knew who this was even before i scrolled down past the Klingon forehead
“Come little children I’ll take thee away, into the land of enchantment…”
I watched that movie alot as a kid. God strike me down, but I thought SJP was actually hot then.
Are there people out there who find this sexy who aren’t currently housed at Pelican Bay State Prison?
This is one witch that won’t eat me!
Black wingtips, $150. Blue sharkskin pants and purple velvet jacket, $300. The look on Andy Warhol’s face when asked where he’s been for the last 24 years, priceless!
I am thinking this is more of a Willy Wonka approach. If only she had Snooki walking behind her.
Taint check is a pass.
Pam needs work.
Good for Pam: instead of crying the money blues to one of the magazines for a quick payoff she’s out there shaking her moneymaker. Go Pam!
“shaking her moneymaker” is pretty much her entire career track.
Kids always look sad when their parents/captors look happy.
That reminds me; it’s time to start breaking out the Halloween decorations.
The woman with the widest mouth in the world joins forces with the woman with the longest front teeth in the world. Looks like some kind of oral freak convention.
Who’s got one thumb that smells like Taylor Lautner’s taint? This guy.
“…and that’s why you should not eat meat, or candy, or chips, or fruit, or vegetables, or cereal, or wheat, or…”
“That’s right, baby, solid effing wood!”
So, where’ the celebrity?
You put these two women together, and they form one complete pole!
“Are you the little man who hit me with the shoe?”
It’s the ghost of emaciation here to haunt chubby kids.
I think the little guy is cute!
Wait…wtf?? What’s happened to me? I think I’ve lost my mojo.
Is this the premiere to something about a marching band?
For a minute, I thought that said “leaving Whale Foods”.
I bet he just cleaned them out of krill.
Get that Cylon away from that baby!
This was his last known footage before Oprah ziplined into him.
That, stinky……deserved an academy award.