Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.
Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,
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My 70′s dream girl.
Met her once and was one of the nicest people, love her for ever. She is still hot.
Its getting to the point that you need to put on a condom just to look at her picture.
Death Becomes Her.
“Crazy, who’s crazy, I’m not crazy”
Sir Branson is mightier than Sir Loin.
Travolta barada nikto !!!
The new fragrance called is called ‘Johnny Cab’.
“Miss Swanson we’re ready for your close-up”
He looks like Eddie munster’s action figure.
“I wanna whole lotta lumps…[yeeeee] “
A representative for the local men’s association of Stepford, Connecticut declined to comment.
So, another Captain Morgan jerk.
WOW, Mark Anthony should do more drag.
Still one of the best-looking women (as opposed to “child-women”) in Hollywood.
Would do.
Why is Owen Wilson stealing a small clown on a motorcycle?
ARE YOU GRANNY PANTIES?!?!
Eh, she knows shes got a nice ass, which takes away from the appeal. She is posing like the fat cow here. Moo.
Why is my Aunt Peggy and her sensible shoes in the background?
Who in the fuck would want to smell like this gunt?
Those cheekbones are beautiful. Jealous.
was he photoshopped into this picture? he was, right?
MOO.
Taken within a “being freaking Coco” context, she looks almost regal on this one.
A younger hotter Lindsay Lohan now with 80% less freckles
incontinence is a bitch
invisible katy perry
invisible jon hamm’s scrotum
invisible “bubba” getting his salad tossed – he prefers syrup
“I know what you’re thinking and just bear with me for a moment”
Great pic, nice ass. Need more pics to make an overall definitive conclusion, though.
…and our little known brother, Pat Jonas.
This is the same face she makes every time she is caught shoplifting.
Even her hands aren’t as bad as most women her age.
“Begone, Vagina Person! The power of Pasty Xenu compells you!”
All that botox leaking out of her pores will get you FUCKED UP.
…and guess who was first to be eliminated.
Tough, when you look better with clothes on then them off.
Beiber does his own shopping??
Erica is so abusing her normal-sized legs.
Brent Spiner is jealous.
Weekend at Bernie’s III? Quick, someone kick him in the balls!!
“If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”
It ain’t over until the crazy bitch sings.
is Travolta an example of a Botox Coma?
Bum Chums
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WOW! I love Elvira!!
“You don’t want to sit in the carriage anymore? Fine. But you better keep up, I’m not missing our appointment.”
I thought Carol Burnett died?
Damn, whenever I try and lure young hot women with the old ‘can you help me find my lost puppy’ thing, they always run away screaming. This dude does it, and they bring him back puppies! Maybe my mistake is not wearing pants.