The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Ismoss
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    My 70′s dream girl.

  2. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Ismoss
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    Met her once and was one of the nicest people, love her for ever. She is still hot.

  3. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Ismoss
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    Its getting to the point that you need to put on a condom just to look at her picture.

  4. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Ismoss
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    Death Becomes Her.

  5. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Ismoss
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    “Crazy, who’s crazy, I’m not crazy”

  6. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    mbcl
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    Sir Branson is mightier than Sir Loin.

  7. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    mbcl
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    Travolta barada nikto !!!

  8. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    mbcl
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    The new fragrance called is called ‘Johnny Cab’.

  9. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    mbcl
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    “Miss Swanson we’re ready for your close-up”

  10. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    tito
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    He looks like Eddie munster’s action figure.

  11. Courtney Love Met Opera
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    “I wanna whole lotta lumps…[yeeeee] “

  12. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    just_elizabeth
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    A representative for the local men’s association of Stepford, Connecticut declined to comment.

  13. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    rican
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    So, another Captain Morgan jerk.

  14. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
    rican
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    WOW, Mark Anthony should do more drag.

  15. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Yatz
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    Still one of the best-looking women (as opposed to “child-women”) in Hollywood.

    Would do.

  16. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
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    Why is Owen Wilson stealing a small clown on a motorcycle?

  17. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    XGL
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    ARE YOU GRANNY PANTIES?!?!

  18. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
    XGL
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    Eh, she knows shes got a nice ass, which takes away from the appeal. She is posing like the fat cow here. Moo.

  19. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    YoMamma
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    Why is my Aunt Peggy and her sensible shoes in the background?

  20. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    YoMamma
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    Who in the fuck would want to smell like this gunt?

  21. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    XGL
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    Those cheekbones are beautiful. Jealous.

  22. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    downwithmuffins
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    was he photoshopped into this picture? he was, right?

  23. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Jack Ketch
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    MOO.

  24. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Taken within a “being freaking Coco” context, she looks almost regal on this one.

  25. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    George Burdell
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    A younger hotter Lindsay Lohan now with 80% less freckles

  26. Courtney Love Met Opera
    jimbo
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    incontinence is a bitch

  27. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    jimbo
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    invisible katy perry

  28. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    jones
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    invisible jon hamm’s scrotum

  29. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    jorge
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    invisible “bubba” getting his salad tossed – he prefers syrup

  30. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    donkeylicks
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    “I know what you’re thinking and just bear with me for a moment”

  31. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    LegMan
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    Great pic, nice ass. Need more pics to make an overall definitive conclusion, though.

  32. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Hank E. Ring
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    …and our little known brother, Pat Jonas.

  33. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    ohmyword
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    This is the same face she makes every time she is caught shoplifting.

  34. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Courtkney
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    Even her hands aren’t as bad as most women her age.

  35. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    “Begone, Vagina Person! The power of Pasty Xenu compells you!”

  36. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Courtkney
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    All that botox leaking out of her pores will get you FUCKED UP.

  37. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
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    …and guess who was first to be eliminated.

  38. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Roseanne Barr
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    Tough, when you look better with clothes on then them off.

  39. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Shoebacca
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    Beiber does his own shopping??

  40. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Erica is so abusing her normal-sized legs.

  41. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Brent Spiner is jealous.

  42. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    poppymoss
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    Weekend at Bernie’s III? Quick, someone kick him in the balls!!

  43. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Fingerogd
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    “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”

  44. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Fingerogd
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    It ain’t over until the crazy bitch sings.

  45. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Martina
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    is Travolta an example of a Botox Coma?

  46. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
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    Bum Chums

  47. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    NattyIce
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    “You don’t want to sit in the carriage anymore? Fine. But you better keep up, I’m not missing our appointment.”

  48. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Craptard
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    I thought Carol Burnett died?

  49. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Craptard
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    Damn, whenever I try and lure young hot women with the old ‘can you help me find my lost puppy’ thing, they always run away screaming. This dude does it, and they bring him back puppies! Maybe my mistake is not wearing pants.

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