Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.
Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,
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She’s just rushing Dinklage to the set.
Seriously looks like a crackhead mugged Elvira.
“Ms. Love, you promised this young gentleman Rohypnol if he stood in as your date…”
id kill to look this dazed and hot! shit im stressed and fat.
She’s married to a dirty old man so maybe she’s ok with horrific weirdos too.
Which premiere is this – “Girl, Convicted” or “Saks, Lies and Videotape”?
DAM Sarah Jessica Parker for producing this foal.
“Joanna looked away in disgust as he, once again, vigorously rubbed his dog in front of her and ignored her pussy. ‘This relationship was not meant to last’, she thought to herself.”
I’m Just Not That Into Her
Yes you must walk at least 15ft in front of me so the paps make us look nearly the same height.
I dont think thats a look of joy the young girl is sporting.
Looks like Saigon whore. LOL!
I wish Chris Brown would date this freaking clown.
That guy is clearly displeased with this white elephant gift.
Jesus. Chris Brown hasn’t even stood and his lawyer is already defending himself…
“One Dilaudid, one 8-ball, one beeeeeer!”
Hilarious. I wish I could thumbs-up it more.
Oh. No. No no no no no…
I demand to know whose closet has been harboring this.
Salma looks like she’s conversing with that pole. And Travolta…
He looks like he’s spotted another pole.
Get her, little gray guy. Get her!
I understand the morning after pill may have failed on Edie but… this is ridiculous.
I’ll never understand LA outfits….Shorts as if it is 90 degrees, and then a blazer, as if it was 70 degrees.
Hahaha, and to the people who call her child ugly, watch out, she might have ugly ducking syndrome, awkward child now, bombshell in 15 years. You never know.
I still like her!
No… Minus the hair, she looks like the husband of this woman I can’t stand…
“FOOL! I AM THE BLACK SWAN!”
She’s impersonating Joan Rivers quite well but… Halloween is over a month away.
Jon Crier…lookin good for his age
Sponsored by Folgers Coffee.
“Oh, no. I’ve lost my puppy…”
Krupa: “My puppy… where did he go?”
Dude: “Well, he’s… he’s right-”
Krupa: “Do me.”
Fake moaning, etc., etc.,.
End scene.
recent photo of Elvira without make-up
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He’s an angry elf.
Is he is going to die that helmet black for every goddamn event, why not hit the fake bake once in awhile?
ITS ALIVE!!
ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
When I go to my happy place she is definitely there waiting.
That dyke int he back has a bigger dong that Travolta.
Ole Banksy just oozes sex.
Down for the burger.
Go on Fido, find my ass, find my ass!
She’s looking to steal a soul.
She was in a bind ‘
cos she was way behind
and she was willin’ to make a deal.
How she gonna feed that Big Love family with that little bitty basket of food?
A baby and a toddler.
I don’t care what anyone says. Peter Dinklage is the fucking man. Amazing actor who instantly raises the bar on every project he’s ever been involved with. And no, raising the bar isn’t a ‘short’ joke. He’s amazing in a small independent Western called “The Last Rites of Ransom Pride.”
“Holy crap… this one looks like Jaime too?!”
Chris Colfer looks a little different off the Glee set
“SEARCHING… SEARCHING… FOUND: HETERO MEXICAN WOMAN… ERROR: INCOMPATIBLE LIFEFORM… SEARCHING… SEARCHING…”
I think you’re supposed to leave the inflation devices on the plane.
When did “air kissing” become “air licking”??