The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
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    She’s just rushing Dinklage to the set.

  2. Courtney Love Met Opera
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    Seriously looks like a crackhead mugged Elvira.

  3. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Anderson Pooper
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    “Ms. Love, you promised this young gentleman Rohypnol if he stood in as your date…”

  4. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    boozybeezy
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    id kill to look this dazed and hot! shit im stressed and fat.

  5. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Athr
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    She’s married to a dirty old man so maybe she’s ok with horrific weirdos too.

  6. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Anderson Pooper
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    Which premiere is this – “Girl, Convicted” or “Saks, Lies and Videotape”?

  7. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    SSHGuru
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    DAM Sarah Jessica Parker for producing this foal.

  8. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Anderson Pooper
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    “Joanna looked away in disgust as he, once again, vigorously rubbed his dog in front of her and ignored her pussy. ‘This relationship was not meant to last’, she thought to herself.”

  9. Ginnifer Goodwin
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    I’m Just Not That Into Her

  10. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    JK
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    Yes you must walk at least 15ft in front of me so the paps make us look nearly the same height.

  11. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    I dont think thats a look of joy the young girl is sporting.

  12. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    ...
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    Looks like Saigon whore. LOL!

  13. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    Joaquin ingles
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    I wish Chris Brown would date this freaking clown.

  14. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    That guy is clearly displeased with this white elephant gift.

  15. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Jesus. Chris Brown hasn’t even stood and his lawyer is already defending himself…

  16. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Joaquin ingles
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    “One Dilaudid, one 8-ball, one beeeeeer!”

  17. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Oh. No. No no no no no…

  18. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Joaquin ingles
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    I demand to know whose closet has been harboring this.

  19. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Salma looks like she’s conversing with that pole. And Travolta…

    He looks like he’s spotted another pole.

  20. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Get her, little gray guy. Get her!

  21. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I understand the morning after pill may have failed on Edie but… this is ridiculous.

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
    BAHAH
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    I’ll never understand LA outfits….Shorts as if it is 90 degrees, and then a blazer, as if it was 70 degrees.

    Hahaha, and to the people who call her child ugly, watch out, she might have ugly ducking syndrome, awkward child now, bombshell in 15 years. You never know.

  23. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I still like her!

  24. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    No… Minus the hair, she looks like the husband of this woman I can’t stand…

  25. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    BAHAH
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    “FOOL! I AM THE BLACK SWAN!”

  26. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    She’s impersonating Joan Rivers quite well but… Halloween is over a month away.

  27. Ginnifer Goodwin
    johnnyhildo
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    Jon Crier…lookin good for his age

  28. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Sponsored by Folgers Coffee.

  29. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    “Oh, no. I’ve lost my puppy…”

  30. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Krupa: “My puppy… where did he go?”
    Dude: “Well, he’s… he’s right-”
    Krupa: “Do me.”

    Fake moaning, etc., etc.,.

    End scene.

  31. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    recent photo of Elvira without make-up

  32. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    test 123

  33. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    [img]http://www.usenetbinaries.com/mediaserver/groups/alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.female/2012/09/18/Cassandra%20(4).jpg [/img]

  34. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    Buddy The Elf
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    He’s an angry elf.

  35. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Buddy The Elf
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    Is he is going to die that helmet black for every goddamn event, why not hit the fake bake once in awhile?

  36. Courtney Love Met Opera
    zomgbie
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    ITS ALIVE!!
    ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Buddy The Elf
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    When I go to my happy place she is definitely there waiting.

  38. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    That dyke int he back has a bigger dong that Travolta.

  39. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Zuul
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    Ole Banksy just oozes sex.

  40. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
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    Down for the burger.

  41. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    irishboyo
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    Go on Fido, find my ass, find my ass!

  42. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
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    She’s looking to steal a soul.
    She was in a bind ‘
    cos she was way behind
    and she was willin’ to make a deal.

  43. Ginnifer Goodwin
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    How she gonna feed that Big Love family with that little bitty basket of food?

  44. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
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    A baby and a toddler.

  45. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    I don’t care what anyone says. Peter Dinklage is the fucking man. Amazing actor who instantly raises the bar on every project he’s ever been involved with. And no, raising the bar isn’t a ‘short’ joke. He’s amazing in a small independent Western called “The Last Rites of Ransom Pride.”

  46. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    leek
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    “Holy crap… this one looks like Jaime too?!”

  47. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Swearin
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    Chris Colfer looks a little different off the Glee set

  48. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    PZ
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    “SEARCHING… SEARCHING… FOUND: HETERO MEXICAN WOMAN… ERROR: INCOMPATIBLE LIFEFORM… SEARCHING… SEARCHING…”

  49. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    I think you’re supposed to leave the inflation devices on the plane.

  50. Janice Dickinson Drunk
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    When did “air kissing” become “air licking”??

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