The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    neo
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    “Parker!!! Camel toe! More camel toe! – J.J. Jameson

  2. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
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    “Hey, Your Honor Man, all my client did was squeeze her breasts thusly. She had the unmitigated temerity to actually raise her voice. Your Honor, this is CHRIS BROWN we’re talking about. So he clocked her! Nothin’ wrong with that, right?”

  3. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
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    Her pussy smells so good, even that dog is paying attention.

  4. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Vladmir
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    I’m ready for my close-up…

  5. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “Ms Love is explaining to security how she is there to “watch Oprah and sell meth”.

  6. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
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    “Branson, you fucker! I’ve spent all these years trying to get the monkey off my back, and now I’ve got YOU to contend with?”

  7. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    Commented on this photo:

    “C’mon, Sir Dickie, kick me in the taint…c’mon, harder, the way I like it…”

  8. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    The Travoltabot is coming along nicely. It’s able to target women, now.

  9. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
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    Jesus, does she bathe in the blood of virgins at midnight? Who has skin like that? It’s freaking flawless.

  10. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    Everytime I see her all I hear is

    “You a stupid ho. You a you a stupid ho”.

  11. Janice Dickinson Drunk
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    I don’t think I’d want to take even a wild guess at what they’re alluding to in this picture. Needless to say, it can’t be very sanitary.

  12. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
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    “Oh, Jesus, Keanu’s coming this way and he’s gonna want to talk about old times”.

  13. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Salma: What the Fu-

    Travolta: Johnny 5 is alive!!

  14. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
    Inside Job
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    I would feast!

  15. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    Inside Job
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    I just got out of a cold pool and had Peter Shrinkage.

  16. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
    Inside Job
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    What an ugly kid

  17. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    flaT
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    What is wrong with your face.

  18. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    Commented on this photo:

    Edie Falco…??? I guess I was close. I thought it was Tom Berenger.

  19. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
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    Fatneck.

  20. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Carolyn
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    What’s on his head?

  21. Ginnifer Goodwin
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    Arf.

  22. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
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    Lovely. sexy. Nice ass.

  23. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Carolyn
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    She looks like shit.

  24. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    boomboom
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    Ice-t seems to be much more dirty than he appears. How many times can this guy forget to take out his trash ?

  25. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I just love her to death (no pun intended), and I always have. Without all her Elvira make-up and wardrobe she is a hot ginger.

  26. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    zzzzzzzzzz…
    zzzzzzzzzz…

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    This isn’t a photograph of Nicki Minaj…my 2-year-old granddaughter colored this picture in her coloring book.

  28. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Maybe they should change the show’s name to “Dancing with Hepatitis.”

  29. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
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    Incredible doll.

  30. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
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    Who is that fucking mountain she’s standing next to?

  31. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    Joaquin ingles
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    Kid in the stroller pointing: “Baby, baby!”

  32. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    ...
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking good Coco

  33. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    Dylan
    Commented on this photo:

    A few safety issues aren’t enough to stop Jude law from returning a wayward clown to the mifdget carnival.

  34. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Palemon Pappassmearus
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    looks human!

  35. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Helena Handbasket
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    I’ve always loved her and always will. She can do no wrong … even a lousy joke comes with an acre of boobie!

  36. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Palemon Pappassmearus
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    can’t see the “I beat the bitch” tattoo too well

  37. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    GoldenEggThisWAY>sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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    she just saw John Travolta’s hair

  38. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody told ME that Walking Dead Season three has already started!

  39. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Not seen, Jon Hamm’s outline.

  40. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
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    “Your Honor, my client is too much of a pussy to beat up a girl, this is well known. And we know that it takes a real man to beat a girl. Wait, do-over.”

  41. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    savedatwins
    Commented on this photo:

    when you start to resemble a leather sack with two basketballs in it, it’s time to hang up your “sex symbol” crown

  42. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
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    It’s weird that Ashanti would go on a white person’s acid trip.

  43. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
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    In the movies billionaires fight crime and save the world, but in my world they act like retard frat boys. Sigh.

  44. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT’S what I’m talkin bout, Willis.

  45. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    So you have to let them practice on you after you sire one?

  46. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    Commented on this photo:

    Does John Hamm know his penis started a family without him?

  47. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Ursula died in The Little Mermaid.

  48. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    Gabe Kaplan
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    When Branson asked David Hasselhoff if he would help him promote theTriathalon he meant to say he wanted to hunt “The Hoff for sport.

  49. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    ...
    Commented on this photo:

    Snooki gearing up for Halloween. Good for her!

  50. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay …change partners!
    Uh,thank you Janice, We’ll let you know.

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