Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.
Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,
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“Parker!!! Camel toe! More camel toe! – J.J. Jameson
“Hey, Your Honor Man, all my client did was squeeze her breasts thusly. She had the unmitigated temerity to actually raise her voice. Your Honor, this is CHRIS BROWN we’re talking about. So he clocked her! Nothin’ wrong with that, right?”
Her pussy smells so good, even that dog is paying attention.
I’m ready for my close-up…
“Ms Love is explaining to security how she is there to “watch Oprah and sell meth”.
“Branson, you fucker! I’ve spent all these years trying to get the monkey off my back, and now I’ve got YOU to contend with?”
“C’mon, Sir Dickie, kick me in the taint…c’mon, harder, the way I like it…”
The Travoltabot is coming along nicely. It’s able to target women, now.
Jesus, does she bathe in the blood of virgins at midnight? Who has skin like that? It’s freaking flawless.
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Everytime I see her all I hear is
“You a stupid ho. You a you a stupid ho”.
I don’t think I’d want to take even a wild guess at what they’re alluding to in this picture. Needless to say, it can’t be very sanitary.
“Oh, Jesus, Keanu’s coming this way and he’s gonna want to talk about old times”.
Salma: What the Fu-
Travolta: Johnny 5 is alive!!
I would feast!
I just got out of a cold pool and had Peter Shrinkage.
What an ugly kid
What is wrong with your face.
Edie Falco…??? I guess I was close. I thought it was Tom Berenger.
Fatneck.
What’s on his head?
Arf.
Lovely. sexy. Nice ass.
She looks like shit.
Ice-t seems to be much more dirty than he appears. How many times can this guy forget to take out his trash ?
He takes her out all the time! Why he keeps bringing her back in, idk.
I just love her to death (no pun intended), and I always have. Without all her Elvira make-up and wardrobe she is a hot ginger.
Is it Phoebe Price?! That would explain a lot. :D
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This is lookin like a p0rn. :D
zzzzzzzzzz…
zzzzzzzzzz…
This isn’t a photograph of Nicki Minaj…my 2-year-old granddaughter colored this picture in her coloring book.
Maybe they should change the show’s name to “Dancing with Hepatitis.”
Incredible doll.
Who is that fucking mountain she’s standing next to?
Kid in the stroller pointing: “Baby, baby!”
Looking good Coco
A few safety issues aren’t enough to stop Jude law from returning a wayward clown to the mifdget carnival.
looks human!
I’ve always loved her and always will. She can do no wrong … even a lousy joke comes with an acre of boobie!
can’t see the “I beat the bitch” tattoo too well
she just saw John Travolta’s hair
Nobody told ME that Walking Dead Season three has already started!
Not seen, Jon Hamm’s outline.
“Your Honor, my client is too much of a pussy to beat up a girl, this is well known. And we know that it takes a real man to beat a girl. Wait, do-over.”
when you start to resemble a leather sack with two basketballs in it, it’s time to hang up your “sex symbol” crown
It’s weird that Ashanti would go on a white person’s acid trip.
In the movies billionaires fight crime and save the world, but in my world they act like retard frat boys. Sigh.
THAT’S what I’m talkin bout, Willis.
Shit, I mean Arnold!
So you have to let them practice on you after you sire one?
Does John Hamm know his penis started a family without him?
I thought Ursula died in The Little Mermaid.
When Branson asked David Hasselhoff if he would help him promote theTriathalon he meant to say he wanted to hunt “The Hoff for sport.
Snooki gearing up for Halloween. Good for her!
Okay …change partners!
Uh,thank you Janice, We’ll let you know.