The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Mama Pinkus
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    nasty

  2. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    bonky
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    Five years from now nobody will remember her name.

    • Craptard

      but years from now, millions of men will still have the image of her ass indelibly burned into their brains.

  3. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Ticonderoga
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    Has an ass like Aunt Jemima and the jawline of SpongeBob Squarepants.

  4. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
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    She’s fucking hot! Under rated actress too.

  5. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Mama Pinkus
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    ugh……she ruins every movie and show in which she appears

  6. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Mama Pinkus
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    Looking good, Cassandra! Love ya.

  7. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    RobN
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    It’s so lifelike!

  8. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
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    I’d like to be inside that ass.

  9. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Mary Feeney
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    Had to look twice to make sure it wasn’t Marcia Gay Hardon.

  10. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Mama Pinkus
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    I’ll say it again – the poor thing is unable or unwilling to pass the ‘ho baton – she is well on her way to ending up like Mae West (yeah Google that, you young fucks)

  11. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    Looking damn good. Always loved this character.

  12. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    would in a heartbeat. motorboat those tities. don’t care if her brother comes after me.

  13. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
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    I would fuck the red hair right off her head.

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
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    Fuck Jessica Simpson!

  15. Ginnifer Goodwin
    seriouslynow
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    That boy’s mean muggin’, son.

  16. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
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    Yes. Yes, I would wreck that. Repeatedly.

  17. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Fuck yeah! Look at that ass! She’s fucking sexy.

  18. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
    Jay
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    Too bad she went broke. This girl was cool, and probably the last talented R&B singer to be relevant before we had Nicki Minaj and her fake-ass body in our face.

  19. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    Jay
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    This girl is 20 years old. That is all.

  20. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Bigalkie
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    I’m Fabulous, thanks for asking!

  21. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
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    I’ve always wanted to get in this chick’s ass. She’s so pretty, so talented. Over 40 and still looking damn good. Just beautiful.

  22. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
    Michael
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    Hollyoaks is firebombing the red carpet, I see!

  23. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
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    Damn Fish. This was one of the best collection I’ve seen on this site. Some spectacular asses. Kelcie, I’ve got my eyes on you now. Nice fucking ass.

  24. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Bigalkie
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    Yes your honour. I am 23-0 against bitches. I promise to retire undefeated.

  25. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Gabe Kaplan
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    She’s reading the tabloids and is wondering how Robert Pattinson could take that cheating bitch back.

  26. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
    Bigalkie
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    The busy background distracts the viewer from her unfortunate reality.

  27. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    Bigalkie
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    Relevant

  28. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Michael
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    “Maria Gay Hard-on”. Howard Stern fans know this line.

  29. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Bigalkie
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    She’s really arrived. Her reality show budget includes ” holder uppers”.

  30. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Bigalkie
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    She’s really arrived. Her reality show budget includes ” holder uppers”.

  31. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    Bigalkie
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    Not pictured ” Peter Dinklage staring on with envy”.

  32. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    There was a time.

  33. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Oh no! She spotted Lindsay across the crowd! Now it’s a crazy bitch shop lifting smackdown!

  34. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Bigalkie
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    BIM-BO

  35. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Spanx a lot

  36. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    savedatwins
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    when I was a kid my brother had a gi joe with real-ish hair and eyes that moved. It was creepy and fascinating at the same time. Kind of like John Travolta

  37. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    Bigalkie
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    When watching the direction that the world is headed, we can always take comfort in the fact that we will die and won’t see how really fucked up it will get.

  38. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
    Bigalkie
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    She gets three thumbs up from bigalkie!

  39. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Bigalkie
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    Classy

  40. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Bigalkie
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    PAT

  41. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    LLBL
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    I’d like to put my penis in the middle of all that.

  42. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Vlad
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    Angry Lesbian is Angry

  43. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Heads up, everyone, she’s going under cover to discover how normal people live.

  44. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Retarded girl goes to pick a stage name that will separate her from the smart girls and make her famous. Her name….Kelcie.

  45. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Vladmir
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    “You know Sarah doesn’t whip out her pudding for just anybody.”
    -Steve Newlin

  46. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Bigalkie
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    Her boyfriend ( sucker ) takes fashion tips from the gay Jonas brother. Nice capri’s.

  47. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Bigalkie
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    Oh look, a camera intruding on us as we were doing normal people things. Bastards.

  48. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    See, Scientology doesn’t turn you into a mindless robot.

  49. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whaaaat?! Stop screaming my name!”

  50. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    I found you, Miss New Booty.

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