Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.
Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,
- Photo Boy
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nasty
Yes, nasty. But in a good way.
Five years from now nobody will remember her name.
but years from now, millions of men will still have the image of her ass indelibly burned into their brains.
Has an ass like Aunt Jemima and the jawline of SpongeBob Squarepants.
She’s fucking hot! Under rated actress too.
ugh……she ruins every movie and show in which she appears
Looking good, Cassandra! Love ya.
You should she how hot she is with out the costume. Va, Va, Va Voom!
It’s so lifelike!
I’d like to be inside that ass.
Had to look twice to make sure it wasn’t Marcia Gay Hardon.
I’ll say it again – the poor thing is unable or unwilling to pass the ‘ho baton – she is well on her way to ending up like Mae West (yeah Google that, you young fucks)
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Looking damn good. Always loved this character.
would in a heartbeat. motorboat those tities. don’t care if her brother comes after me.
I would fuck the red hair right off her head.
Fuck Jessica Simpson!
That boy’s mean muggin’, son.
Yes. Yes, I would wreck that. Repeatedly.
Ryan Phillipe already did. With a fetus.
Fuck yeah! Look at that ass! She’s fucking sexy.
Too bad she went broke. This girl was cool, and probably the last talented R&B singer to be relevant before we had Nicki Minaj and her fake-ass body in our face.
This girl is 20 years old. That is all.
I’m Fabulous, thanks for asking!
I’ve always wanted to get in this chick’s ass. She’s so pretty, so talented. Over 40 and still looking damn good. Just beautiful.
Hollyoaks is firebombing the red carpet, I see!
Damn Fish. This was one of the best collection I’ve seen on this site. Some spectacular asses. Kelcie, I’ve got my eyes on you now. Nice fucking ass.
Yes your honour. I am 23-0 against bitches. I promise to retire undefeated.
She’s reading the tabloids and is wondering how Robert Pattinson could take that cheating bitch back.
The busy background distracts the viewer from her unfortunate reality.
Relevant
“Maria Gay Hard-on”. Howard Stern fans know this line.
She’s really arrived. Her reality show budget includes ” holder uppers”.
She’s really arrived. Her reality show budget includes ” holder uppers”.
Not pictured ” Peter Dinklage staring on with envy”.
There was a time.
Oh no! She spotted Lindsay across the crowd! Now it’s a crazy bitch shop lifting smackdown!
BIM-BO
Spanx a lot
when I was a kid my brother had a gi joe with real-ish hair and eyes that moved. It was creepy and fascinating at the same time. Kind of like John Travolta
When watching the direction that the world is headed, we can always take comfort in the fact that we will die and won’t see how really fucked up it will get.
She gets three thumbs up from bigalkie!
Classy
PAT
I’d like to put my penis in the middle of all that.
Angry Lesbian is Angry
Heads up, everyone, she’s going under cover to discover how normal people live.
Retarded girl goes to pick a stage name that will separate her from the smart girls and make her famous. Her name….Kelcie.
“You know Sarah doesn’t whip out her pudding for just anybody.”
-Steve Newlin
Her boyfriend ( sucker ) takes fashion tips from the gay Jonas brother. Nice capri’s.
Oh look, a camera intruding on us as we were doing normal people things. Bastards.
See, Scientology doesn’t turn you into a mindless robot.
“Whaaaat?! Stop screaming my name!”
I found you, Miss New Booty.