The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    Uncle J
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    Eh man! Quit Bogarting the Dinkmobile.

  2. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
    cc
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    My hand could take up residence on that ass.

  3. Courtney Love Met Opera
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    Does she have Bell’s Palsy or something? Recent stroke?

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
    Doctor Botanus
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    This photo drove Jessica Simpson to go to KFC and order two “sympathy buckets”.

  5. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
    cc
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    Don’t mind if I do.

  6. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    cc
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    Considering she’s a SuperFund site she looks okay.

  7. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    cc
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    Stop laughing at the lady with the broken ankle!

  8. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    meeps!
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    Toad Licking 2012…

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
    cc
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    Did she REALLY give birth?

  10. Courtney Love Met Opera
    cc
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    A performance art demonstration of ‘tweaking’.

  11. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
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    For the record, I notice she’s not holding a book…

  12. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    Mohawk Disco
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    Androgynous Sonya Blade defeats Johnny Cage. Sonya Blade Wins!

  13. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    cc
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    Doggie style…hair pulling…that is all.

  14. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
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    They’re dropping his son off at college, now might be a good time to let him walk himself

  15. Ginnifer Goodwin
    cc
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    Shit, I hope she’s shopping for Pamprin.

  16. Courtney Love Met Opera
    meeps!
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    “Fire bad!”

  17. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    cc
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    Yes, I’d like a pair of pants reminiscent of a 50s diner.

  18. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Mohawk Disco
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    - Man, I love those puppies!
    - What?!
    - Puppy, I meant puppy.

  19. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    hollyk
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    Why is Courtney Cox licking that woma……oops

  20. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    cc
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    Oh, so there’s a new Superficial thing called ‘The Ass Off’? Excellent.

  21. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Geez, the photographer managed to snap a picture during the 1/10th of a second he was looking at the dog.

  22. Ginnifer Goodwin
    meeps!
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    Worst episode of Bones yet.

  23. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Geez, lady, let the dog masturbate in privacy.

  24. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    hollyk
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    That guy was hilarious in Galaxy Quest.

  25. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    meeps!
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    If you’re looking around a room and you can’t tell who the crazy person is… it’s Winona Ryder.

  26. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    O'chunt
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    Would. Oh dear Lord, I would.

    • Craptard

      just make sure that the instant you’re done, you run away as fast as you can! Don’t even bother putting your pants back on first, just run, buy new pants later.

  27. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Fantastic body. Unfortunate face.

  28. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    “I like dog.”

  29. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Dude
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    Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk

  30. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    The only thing that would make this picture more complete, would be if they were each wearing the other’s dress.

  31. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Brit
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    It’s nice to see Johnny Cab out of his uniform and relaxing once in a while.

  32. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    She’s feigning the grief she says she felt when she had Kurt killed, for the onlookers. How quaint.

  33. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    Diablo Dude
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    Even though she reminds me of a mullet (business in the front, party in the back), I still think that she is cute.

  34. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    seriouslynow
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    Baby got back.

  35. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    “In my country, they used to round us schoolgirls up and gangbang us and drink vodka, like dis”

  36. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
    seriouslynow
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    I would like to be friends with that heiny.

  37. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
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    I sincerely hope this scene is in Chris Brown’s future. Please watch the video all the way through.

    • Bigalkie

      Being Atheist, I don’t usually believe in this stuff, but if we all pray hard enough, maybe this WILL happen to Chris ” woman beater ” Brown.

  38. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    bonky
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    I would still hit it. Just sayin……

  39. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Snack pack
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    Coco always looks like a good time. I love her for that.

  40. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
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    Hello Ashanti. It’s been a long time. Still as sexy as ever. God damn she looks good.

  41. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Dave
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    “It means elixir of LOVE? I thought it was elixir of eternal life!”

  42. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Dave
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    I’ve always wanted to meet Samantha Ronson’s dad.

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    bonky
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    Who is the target demographic for a Nicki Minaj perfume? Most of her fans are 12 year old girls.

  44. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Dave
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    HARK! A DRUG STORE!

  45. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
    RobN
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    The Michael Douglas chin throws me a little.

  46. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Mama Pinkus
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    LOL….when she “covers up” we can still see her boobs……….rock it Coco!

  47. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    RobN
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    The only celebrity who has to dance wearing more clothing than they do on a regular day.

  48. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Gabe Kaplan
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    His attorney is explaining about how ‘”bitches have to learn” and if they don’t, how it is Chris Brown’s right to “choke a bitch’”.

  49. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Mama Pinkus
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    This is the part where he finds out the court is NOT kidding………hopefully he will learn from it

  50. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Mama Pinkus
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    so sad…..If Ms. Dickerson had laid off the drugs and plastic surgery she would sill be stunning; instead she looks like an Asian drag queen

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