Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.
Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,
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Eh man! Quit Bogarting the Dinkmobile.
My hand could take up residence on that ass.
Does she have Bell’s Palsy or something? Recent stroke?
This photo drove Jessica Simpson to go to KFC and order two “sympathy buckets”.
“No wonder she took the baby weight off already! Look! She gave birth to a 40-pound kid!” – Jessica Simpson
Don’t mind if I do.
Considering she’s a SuperFund site she looks okay.
Stop laughing at the lady with the broken ankle!
Toad Licking 2012…
Did she REALLY give birth?
A performance art demonstration of ‘tweaking’.
For the record, I notice she’s not holding a book…
Androgynous Sonya Blade defeats Johnny Cage. Sonya Blade Wins!
Doggie style…hair pulling…that is all.
They’re dropping his son off at college, now might be a good time to let him walk himself
Shit, I hope she’s shopping for Pamprin.
Pamprin and bullets.
“Fire bad!”
Yes, I’d like a pair of pants reminiscent of a 50s diner.
- Man, I love those puppies!
- What?!
- Puppy, I meant puppy.
Why is Courtney Cox licking that woma……oops
Oh, so there’s a new Superficial thing called ‘The Ass Off’? Excellent.
Geez, the photographer managed to snap a picture during the 1/10th of a second he was looking at the dog.
Worst episode of Bones yet.
Geez, lady, let the dog masturbate in privacy.
That guy was hilarious in Galaxy Quest.
If you’re looking around a room and you can’t tell who the crazy person is… it’s Winona Ryder.
Would. Oh dear Lord, I would.
just make sure that the instant you’re done, you run away as fast as you can! Don’t even bother putting your pants back on first, just run, buy new pants later.
Fantastic body. Unfortunate face.
Her face is darling. Go look in the mirror.
So, let me guess: a Jennifer Connely would be “fabulous rack, cringe-inducing face”?
Yeah, we gotta keep some standards here, y’all!
“I like dog.”
Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk
The only thing that would make this picture more complete, would be if they were each wearing the other’s dress.
It’s nice to see Johnny Cab out of his uniform and relaxing once in a while.
She’s feigning the grief she says she felt when she had Kurt killed, for the onlookers. How quaint.
Even though she reminds me of a mullet (business in the front, party in the back), I still think that she is cute.
Baby got back.
“In my country, they used to round us schoolgirls up and gangbang us and drink vodka, like dis”
I would like to be friends with that heiny.
I sincerely hope this scene is in Chris Brown’s future. Please watch the video all the way through.
Being Atheist, I don’t usually believe in this stuff, but if we all pray hard enough, maybe this WILL happen to Chris ” woman beater ” Brown.
I would still hit it. Just sayin……
… with a four-by-four.
Coco always looks like a good time. I love her for that.
Hello Ashanti. It’s been a long time. Still as sexy as ever. God damn she looks good.
“It means elixir of LOVE? I thought it was elixir of eternal life!”
I’ve always wanted to meet Samantha Ronson’s dad.
Who is the target demographic for a Nicki Minaj perfume? Most of her fans are 12 year old girls.
Who don’t know their fathers.
LOL!!!
HARK! A DRUG STORE!
The Michael Douglas chin throws me a little.
LOL….when she “covers up” we can still see her boobs……….rock it Coco!
The only celebrity who has to dance wearing more clothing than they do on a regular day.
His attorney is explaining about how ‘”bitches have to learn” and if they don’t, how it is Chris Brown’s right to “choke a bitch’”.
LOL!!!
and relying on the Supreme Court’s precedential decision in ‘State of California v. a Bunch of Uppity Hos’.
This is the part where he finds out the court is NOT kidding………hopefully he will learn from it
so sad…..If Ms. Dickerson had laid off the drugs and plastic surgery she would sill be stunning; instead she looks like an Asian drag queen