The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    B&WMinstrel
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    No wonder he’s smiling, six whole years until he has to buy any clothes for the kid.

  2. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    I just clicked a thumbs up for everyone above me that just said that they would still bang this undead GMILF hottie.

    • XGL

      Exactly what I did… as a female, I can respect that, and I think she looks amazing and better than most stars that could be her grandkids (looking at you, Bynes and Lohan)

  3. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Gin&Tonic
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    I’d hit it. I’m not totally sure why, but I’d do it

  4. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Radadoon
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    “My God, somebody Help Me, I have ivy growing up my arms! It is worse than the bugs I see on my hip, they won’t get off me!!!”

  5. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Radadoon
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    Its amazing what a little sniff will do for you.

  6. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    cc
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    Progress report ‘tattoo of battered victim on neck’.

  7. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    The Attention Succubus feeds from your gaze, and cares not if it’s adulation or contempt behind your eyes…only that you look, and look you will. Behind her you see her latest victim, drained of all coherent thought and will, leaving only a husk of a man…muttering “damn, those are some big ol titties”

  8. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Pebblz
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    Wrong title. It’s actually ‘Salma Hayek at Madame Tussauds’, because there is no GodDamned way I’m believing that thing is real.

  9. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
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    When the Hoff is done with his burger, he’s gonna give Branson the old what for.

  10. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
    cc
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    I hope ‘My Pet Goat’ turns out better than it did last time.

  11. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    seriouslynow
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    Dude looks like George S. Patton.

  12. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    Why is Kris Jenner fisting that old lady with the huge muff?

  13. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
    B&WMinstrel
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    The one in the middle’s wings are on backwards

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
    BillEBuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    trying to give you a Thumbs Up but it won’t accept it! Two Thumbs Up.

  15. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    WTF is going on with him? Why is his skin so pale and waxy? Why is his neck getting bigger? Why is his hair turning into a plastic hat?

    Did the Japanese finally perfect animatronic sex dolls and start with a Travolta model?

  16. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    cc
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    The Hasselhof triathlon consists of three events:
    - 40 oz of scotch
    - 3 Whoppers
    - An hour of projectile vomiting

  17. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    She’s 61 years old Lindsay…just sayin

  18. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    cc
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    The black girl is like ‘No, no, don’t take a pic with me here, I don’t know them!!!’

  19. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    So far, this has been a collection of fantastic asses!

  20. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    AndrewMacCloud
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    the Thetans and the Vulcans must be related..
    Suck long Dick and prosper!!!!!!!

  21. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Diablo Dude
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    Looking for Peter Sellers.

  22. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
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    The virgins looked on as they trembled in fear, wondering which one would be forced upon the makeshift bed of Hasselhoff , becoming victim number 13001????

  23. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    B&WMinstrel
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    “Yes, if your honour so wishes. But the prosecution is going to need at least five minutes to round up a big enough mob for a proper lynching.”

  24. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
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    I’d seen enough of that to be sick of it LONG before her body went all funhouse mirror…now it’s like a science experiment into the concept of “oh that’s sad”.

  25. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
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    That awkward moment when the homely girl realizes they weren’t taking HER photo in 3…2…1…

  26. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    neo
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    C’mon guys! Thats not John Travolta…thats Data’s father.

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
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    “What smell like Minaj?” Doesn’t have a positive ring to it, does it?

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
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    That is one cute little bitch.

  29. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
    Sheppy
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    Yep. Nice butt.

  30. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    B&WMinstrel
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    Virgin on being an asshole

  31. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Sheppy
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    Booberella.

  32. Courtney Love Met Opera
    JC
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    SOOOOME DAY YOU WILL STROKE LIKE I STROKE….

  33. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    cc
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    I am telling you, you have to be fast to the primo seat in that household.

  34. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    cagster
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    Nervous contenders at the annual Branson Net Worth challenge.

  35. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
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    This is what a 20 something’s sideboob is supposed to look like…Lindsay.

  36. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
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    Raccoon is fried.

  37. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    cagster
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    He’s counting the days until baby is able to rock him to sleep.

  38. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    AndrewMacCloud
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    He is electrifyin’!

    You better shape up, ’cause he needs a man and his Dick is set on you. To his Dick he must be true!!!!!
    You’re the one that I want. oeh oeh oeehhhhhh!

    SUCK MY LONG DICK AND PROSPER!!!

    John TraVulcan

  39. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Sheppy
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    Which character did she play?

  40. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    Sheppy
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    Another top ass.

  41. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    cc
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    She’s a handful.

  42. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Sheppy
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    So where’s the camel toe, damnit!

  43. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Mohawk Disco
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    Even Chris Brown understood his attorney trying to use the Jedi mind trick on the judge was not a good sign.

  44. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    So, we know now that he walked into this son’s room at night and scared him to death by mistake.

  45. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Hey champ! Camp the vamp’s on the ramp with a tramp

  46. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’ve never seen an inverted camel toe before…

  47. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Boo Yah
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    I like her.

  48. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Did we need a documentary about John Wayne Bobbitt?

  49. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    And she lost her virginity to Tom Jones’ monster dick when she was a Vegas showgirl.

  50. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    lawn
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, first we have the red-hot Joanna Krupa, now here’s an equally hot babe named Joanna Kupa! What are the odds?

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