Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.
Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,
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No wonder he’s smiling, six whole years until he has to buy any clothes for the kid.
Fuck that, man. Haven’t you ever heard of hand-me-downs?
are you that retarded?
I just clicked a thumbs up for everyone above me that just said that they would still bang this undead GMILF hottie.
Exactly what I did… as a female, I can respect that, and I think she looks amazing and better than most stars that could be her grandkids (looking at you, Bynes and Lohan)
I’d hit it. I’m not totally sure why, but I’d do it
It’d be like throwing a cocktail weenie down a hallway – have fun though!
“My God, somebody Help Me, I have ivy growing up my arms! It is worse than the bugs I see on my hip, they won’t get off me!!!”
Its amazing what a little sniff will do for you.
Progress report ‘tattoo of battered victim on neck’.
The Attention Succubus feeds from your gaze, and cares not if it’s adulation or contempt behind your eyes…only that you look, and look you will. Behind her you see her latest victim, drained of all coherent thought and will, leaving only a husk of a man…muttering “damn, those are some big ol titties”
She’s nowhere near as big of a whore as Kim Kuntrashian.
Wrong title. It’s actually ‘Salma Hayek at Madame Tussauds’, because there is no GodDamned way I’m believing that thing is real.
Has to be real. No wax-work artist would produce something that bad.
When the Hoff is done with his burger, he’s gonna give Branson the old what for.
I hope ‘My Pet Goat’ turns out better than it did last time.
Dude looks like George S. Patton.
Why is Kris Jenner fisting that old lady with the huge muff?
The one in the middle’s wings are on backwards
trying to give you a Thumbs Up but it won’t accept it! Two Thumbs Up.
WTF is going on with him? Why is his skin so pale and waxy? Why is his neck getting bigger? Why is his hair turning into a plastic hat?
Did the Japanese finally perfect animatronic sex dolls and start with a Travolta model?
The Hasselhof triathlon consists of three events:
- 40 oz of scotch
- 3 Whoppers
- An hour of projectile vomiting
She’s 61 years old Lindsay…just sayin
The black girl is like ‘No, no, don’t take a pic with me here, I don’t know them!!!’
So far, this has been a collection of fantastic asses!
the Thetans and the Vulcans must be related..
Suck long Dick and prosper!!!!!!!
Looking for Peter Sellers.
The virgins looked on as they trembled in fear, wondering which one would be forced upon the makeshift bed of Hasselhoff , becoming victim number 13001????
“Yes, if your honour so wishes. But the prosecution is going to need at least five minutes to round up a big enough mob for a proper lynching.”
I’d seen enough of that to be sick of it LONG before her body went all funhouse mirror…now it’s like a science experiment into the concept of “oh that’s sad”.
That awkward moment when the homely girl realizes they weren’t taking HER photo in 3…2…1…
She got so excited! :( kinda sad…
C’mon guys! Thats not John Travolta…thats Data’s father.
“What smell like Minaj?” Doesn’t have a positive ring to it, does it?
That is one cute little bitch.
Yep. Nice butt.
Virgin on being an asshole
Booberella.
SOOOOME DAY YOU WILL STROKE LIKE I STROKE….
I am telling you, you have to be fast to the primo seat in that household.
Nervous contenders at the annual Branson Net Worth challenge.
This is what a 20 something’s sideboob is supposed to look like…Lindsay.
Raccoon is fried.
He’s counting the days until baby is able to rock him to sleep.
He is electrifyin’!
You better shape up, ’cause he needs a man and his Dick is set on you. To his Dick he must be true!!!!!
You’re the one that I want. oeh oeh oeehhhhhh!
SUCK MY LONG DICK AND PROSPER!!!
John TraVulcan
It wasn’t funny the first time either.
Which character did she play?
Beetlejuice’s bride.
Audience member #6
Haha
Another top ass.
Top Ass. That should be a show, like Top Gear or Top Chef.
“Tonight on Top Ass: I checkout Kelcie Stranahan, Katy Perry comes to our track, Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek, which is better?”
She’s a handful.
So where’s the camel toe, damnit!
Even Chris Brown understood his attorney trying to use the Jedi mind trick on the judge was not a good sign.
So, we know now that he walked into this son’s room at night and scared him to death by mistake.
Hey champ! Camp the vamp’s on the ramp with a tramp
I’ve never seen an inverted camel toe before…
I like her.
Did we need a documentary about John Wayne Bobbitt?
And she lost her virginity to Tom Jones’ monster dick when she was a Vegas showgirl.
Huh?
That’s not unusual.
Torgo – I love you. Hilarious.
Wow, first we have the red-hot Joanna Krupa, now here’s an equally hot babe named Joanna Kupa! What are the odds?