The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Cock Dr
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    That’s her game face. There must be a cash prize involved.

  2. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    That kind of look should be accompanied by drool

  3. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
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    You’re honor, I beg of you to find my client innocent! Otherwise, he told me he would beat up my wife!

  4. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    HenryHill
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    He’s pulling a ‘ghost boy’ joke like on “Three Men and a Baby.” You know, if you hit ‘pause’ when they were walking through the apartment…..?!?!?!

  5. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    Shit, John’s wax statue is making a B-line for the male masseuse across the street again.

  6. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    Patrick
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    “That’s right, I’m a slutty Taylor Swift.”

  7. Ginnifer Goodwin
    ThisWillHurt
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    Let’s play “Name That Gender!”

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Tight Leather Pants
    HenryHill
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    I can’t tell if the sign says “Rump Plaza” or “Tramp Plaza”…either/or.

    AND, how the hell is she supposed to re-tie her bikini in that getup?

  9. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    sexyman48
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    “Travolta bot now activated.”

  10. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
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    Holy hell who is this girl, and why am I just now learning about her?

  11. Janice Dickinson Drunk
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    The model salt lick finally worked, now fire!

  12. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    henryhill
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    keep the tits, 86 the rest.

  13. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Doctor Botanus
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    The good thing about this costume is that she won’t look out of place begging for change on the Las Vegas Strip.

  14. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    ThisWillHurt
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    Judge: Chris Brown, I find you guilty of violating probation. How do you plead?
    Chris: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P!
    Judge: . . . . stenographer, read back that last statement.

  15. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Cock Dr
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    She designed and implemented that hairstyle all by herself.

  16. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
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    I can’t decide who looks like they want to be there less: her, or that dress.

  17. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    He sporting his “life-like hair” and Salma is feeling his “kung fu grip.”

  18. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like one of Charlie’s battered vulva goddesses.

  19. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Doctor Botanus
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    I believe these are what Tony Soprano called “Manson Lamps”.

  20. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
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    New York bike safety laws are tougher than ever…a helmet AND clown neck ruffles are REQUIRED!

  21. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
    Animal
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    Maybe the hound’s grin is a subliminal influence, but she looks pretty sweet to me.

  22. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Paint eyes on your eyelids. We’ve all tried that and we’ve all done it better too.

  23. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
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    What star do they have her paired off with?

  24. Courtney Love Met Opera
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    Oh my GOD! You’re totally right! I just caught of whiff of me too!

  25. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
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    Maybe if he stood on his tiptoes, the stuff in his pockets wouldn’t bounce against his knees.

  26. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    DiegoAD
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    WTF is that blotch right below her bra?

  27. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    YAAR
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    “Who called for the douche squad?”

  28. Ginnifer Goodwin
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    I still can’t believe that guy didn’t win in season 8 of American Idol!

  29. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    Jman
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    And we thought Tony banging Russian hookers was safe.

  30. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
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    The reboot of Streets of Fire isn’t so gritty after all.

  31. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    Colin
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    “Who the fuck is in my stroller?”

  32. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Jocko Johnson
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    Practicing the “Oops, I dropped the soap” face?

  33. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    B&WMinstrel
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    Are you sure it’s not bubble bath for kids

  34. Ginnifer Goodwin
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    I can’t believe she’s supposed to be Snow White, and Jennifer Morrison is supposed to have come from her.

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Hey look at that ass with a camera!

  36. Ginnifer Goodwin
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    In Season 2 of Once Upon a Time, the fairy-tale characters who were turned into citizens of Storybrooke have now been transformed into denizens of Gotham City. Here we see Snow White as Dick Grayson. (Not pictured: “longtime companion” Prince Charming as Bruce Wayne.)

  37. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    your mom
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    Trovolta has been replaced by a robot following all of his gay drama… your move, Cruise.

  38. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
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    “What’s that, Mr. Scarf, you want me to just walk out with you? Oh you’re positively WICKED Mr. Scarf. You’ll be the end of me yet.”

  39. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    marbles
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    Holy shit,John Travolta looks like Jude Law’s robot caracter from AI.

  40. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Colin
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    Bride of Travoltastein.

  41. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Equinox
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    “Yes, I’m all right I’m very happy to be here why do you ask?”

  42. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    DeucePickle
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    WAAAAASS UUUUUP !

  43. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
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    I see an agent of PETA has “liberated” another poor domesticated slave to mankind.

  44. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    B&WMinstrel
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    Then she pulls the brakes and the kid flies through a hoop

  45. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    ZombieKitty
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    The crowd are enthralled

  46. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
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    Is that Steven Culp (Desperate Housewives, The West Wing)?

  47. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    DeucePickle
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    So now they’re making a movie about the time Lindsey Lohan made a movie about Elizabeth Taylor ?

  48. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Radadoon
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    Pamela seem stomping off after being informed that she had a bad case of “Lumpy Leg”.

  49. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Good God ! Is that thing real ?!

  50. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    I’d motorboat her haunted hills like a rabid wolfman!

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