The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Just saw the confection counter, and is trying to think of a way to slip a few of those over-sized candy bars and M&Ms into her purse…

  2. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
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    For a more upscale name she should have picked Nordstrom…

  3. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    Cock Dr
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    David will submit to any indignity for cash and/or a couple cold ones.

  4. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    EricLr
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    And then, your honor, he was all like “No, no–don’t force me to defend myself, Rihanna!”

  5. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    You mean John Travolta’s ghost, right?

  6. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    alex
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    No no no, JD has finally figured out the expression that holds everything together. The second she closes her mouth, skin is flipping and flopping everywhere. Major yuck.

  7. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
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    Hmmm, can I get away with blaming that turd on the dog?

  8. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
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    Showgirls 2 casting call?

  9. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
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    “No Your Honor, I am not his attorney. I am his magician. As you can see, I have nothing hidden in my hands, yet I will attempt to pull from my ass something to convince you that he is a good man, who should be released from any further legal proceedings.”

  10. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    EricLr
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    Those girls in the background are surprised to find that there are billionaires and celebrities in the world who even they wouldn’t stoop to banging.

  11. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
    jimbo
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    boohooty

  12. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
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    Your Honour, my client just gently smashed her head off the dashboard like this.

  13. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
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    “What do you mean bitchy look you pissant ….

  14. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
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    It must be lunchtime cause Hasselhoff is down for some burgers.

  15. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    EricLr
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    I’d rather lick Lindsay Lohan’s used cigarette after wiping in on the floor of a NYC subway.

  16. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    I’d still hit it hard.

  17. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    jimbo
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    seven years older than madonna and 7,000,000 times hotter

  18. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    I don’t think Spck is supposed to smile.

    • *Spock (WTF with my keyboard, it started right after I just finished that bottle of Jack a couple of minutes ago.)

      • ZombieKitty

        Is it not something to do with the gallon of jizz that you just unloaded on it after using one hand to block out Travolta on this picture?

  19. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure she’s about to get the shit scared out of her.

  20. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
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    Alice Cooper’s had a makeover I see

  21. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    EricLr
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    I think I just pitched perfect.

  22. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    Kryten!?

  23. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    EricLr
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    I’m so old I remember a time when she wasn’t a butch lesbian.

  24. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    GLT
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, you’ve perfected the Vapid Stare. Time to work on a new expression.

  25. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    jimbo
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    your move bertney

  26. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    rantatonne
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    How much do you want to bet that their ‘water bottles’ are filled with Captain Morgan?

  27. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    Sorry, I’m not pitching anything for this arrogant bitch.

  28. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The curve on the backside looks impressive from this angle.

  29. Courtney Love Met Opera
    EricLr
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    Two weeks.

  30. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
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    She just got a glimpse of the dog’s lipstick and it reminded her of the Hamm

  31. Alexis Knapp Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
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    I’d like to take a knapp.

  32. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Animal
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    I would not. But the tits are nice.

  33. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    ThisWillHurt
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    Erica: Uh oh, Peter! You got a little spit ups on your bibbies! Aaaaaaw! Who’s the cutest little husband in da world? You are! That’s right, you are!
    Peter: Sweetheart, forgodsake, I’m not the one in the stroller!

    • Oh, I get it! It’s funny because he’s SHORT! Like a baby! And that’s why his wife mistook him for an infant in your “joke”! Ahahahaha! [wipes away a tear].

      God. That slayed me.

      You should tell him he’s short and that it’s funny, ThisWillHurt. I bet no-one’s EVER pointed that out to him before.

  34. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    biff
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    If there was a thought bubble on top of Chris, it would say “meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow”

  35. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    rantatonne
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    Is she like one of those toads that perspire psychedelic fluids? It would explain a lot…

  36. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
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    Kelcie, call me!

  37. Ginnifer Goodwin
    EricLr
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    Why do so many beautiful celebs insist on doing shit like this to their hair? I know that their boyfriends suck up and tell them they look great in anything, but surely they have at least *one* friend to tell them they’re making a huge mistake, right?

    • Zuul

      She really does think that suits her. Why would she keep on doing it, if she didn’t.

      It’s a shame, because she looked adorable as the “girly girl” (longer hair, makeup, skirts & dresses) Margie in Big Love.

  38. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’d like to make her puppy feel all better.

  39. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Safety last. Safety is definitely last.

  40. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    mimi
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    Like who don’t smoke pot!!!!
    There’s more important things in the world to worry about people!!!

  41. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
    EricLr
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    There she is again with that “One night, when you don’t immediately return my text, I’m going to kill your dog” look.

  42. Winona Ryder Frankenweenie Premiere
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    Shock + botox = this expression

  43. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Not too bad for an AARP member.

  44. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She has a fivehead, otherwise not bad.

  45. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Driving Miss Daisy To An STD Treatment Center

  46. Sir Richard Branson David Hasselhoff Virgin Active Triathalon
    Doctor Botanus
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    “I claim this washed-up loser in the name of the Crown!”

  47. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
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    “Enjoy it while it lasts, Kid. Soon as you turn 1, that thing is MINE!”

  48. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Doctor Botanus
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    She really shouldn’t be making faces like that with the structural damage she’s got. I’m pretty sure that puppy’s been red-tagged.

  49. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    Is that Fap fat, or does she just really, REALLY need to shave down there?

  50. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    EricLr
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    Don’t MAKE me run comically after you, bitch!

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