The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rachel Shenton Butt Tight Dress Inside Soap Awards
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    Nice East Ender!

  2. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
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    Wish she didn’t smoke. Otherwise, smokin’.

  3. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
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    Why is he on probation? Rihanna says that’s her dream man and clearly wants him back. He’s not sorry and neither is she. I say, let them have each other. If Rihanna likes getting beaten half to death by this untalented douchebag, that’s her problem.

  4. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    He’s barely Staying Alive

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