The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.24.13

September 24th, 2013 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature that so often leads with Instagram boobs I feel like part of my paycheck should go to whoever makes the iPhone. Kiwi, is it? Fruit jokes, yep. That’s what happens when your boss forces you to screencap yet another Miley Cyrus video that you simultaneously don’t comprehend yet feel driven to kill after watching. “I got J’s on my feet..” I don’t know what that is, but I’m going to light small animals on fire until I find out. (You did this Fish. This is on you.) As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Demi Moore and the magical age-defying effects of yoga, this Jonas Brothers picture that could either be a before or after, Heidi Klum‘s parents who are both awesome and shitfaced, and Lil Jon with two classy young women destined to contribute important and valuable things to society one day.

*reads job description, hears Satan’s faint chuckle from below*  Sonofabitch,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessie J Butt Tights iTunes Festival
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    If Dolph Lundgren and Miley Cyrus had a child

  2. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    I guess Madonna finally stopped working out

  3. Halle Berry Huge Pregnant Cleavage Belly
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    I ate a behbee!

  4. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    You can tell he designs shoes…look at the ones he’s wearing.

  5. Ashanti Huge Butt Tight Dress Ray Charles Forever Stamp Launch
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    She keeps looking back to see if someone is following her…she still doesn’t realize it’s her own ass.

  6. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    Socks by Chairman Mao

  7. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    The only Kardashian without a dick.

  8. Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Do they all wear costumes instead of clothing!

  9. Miss Butt Brazil Model Butt Tight Jeans
    Robb7
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    Yes and wrapped up in custom-made jeans to enhance the sheer perfection of those globes.

  10. Halle Berry Huge Pregnant Cleavage Belly
    Robb7
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    Is she growing some alien under her arm??!!

  11. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
    martina
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    “Why yes … yes, I AM a douche”

  12. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Holding Up Panties Laughing Today Show
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    What’s funny is that neither of them know what that is.

  13. Miguel Leggings Cut Off Jean Shorts Boots Terry Richardson
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    slow day at The Superficial

  14. Lil Jon DJing Hollywood Club
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    Italy doesn’t have Haz Mat Teams, right?

  15. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
    martina
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    Doesn’t Kris use him as a Bouncer?

  16. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage Pregnant Belly Mediaset Studios
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    oh my, look at that beer belly

  17. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
    martina
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    So, where’s the DEA?

  18. Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt Panty Flash
    martina
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    Hey now, isn’t this a family website?

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
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    She seems overdressed for her Quinceanera.

  20. Ashanti Huge Butt Tight Dress Ray Charles Forever Stamp Launch
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    Thicky thicky thick-ums.

  21. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    Thicky thicky thick-ums.

  22. Heather Graham Cleavage Mermaid Dress Metropolitan Opera Opening Night Gala
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    What’s her rate these days – $2,500 an hour?

  23. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    FUN FACTS: Daisy DeLaHoya was on Rock of Love, a reality dating show where the “winner” won Bret Michaels.
    She dated Corey Haim shortly before he died (coincidence?)
    She is NOT related to Oscar DeLaHoya, and that is not her real name.
    It costs $2400 a year to keep her lips inflated.
    She had her own show called “Daisy of Love”. The “winner” was a guy named “London” who was a back up dancer for Lady Gaga.

  24. Julia Louis-Dreyfus No Makeup Sandals
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    Leave Elaine Alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Halle Berry Huge Pregnant Cleavage Belly
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    I didn’t even know she was pregnant. She must have the gestational period of a cat.

  26. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Oktoberfest
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    Who? Clothes? What? Sure.

  27. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    Crack Rock of “Love”.

  28. Italo Zucchelli Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas GQ & Gap Event
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    It’s not often that a fashion designer gets to be the butchest thing in the picture.

  29. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    “Patrick Cox is a beard you say?” GTFO!

  30. Miss Butt Brazil Model Butt Tight Jeans
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    Miss Butt…erface Brazil.

  31. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Oktoberfest
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    Better than Miss Butt Brazil.

  32. Erna Klum Gunther Klum Heidi Klum Parents Drunk Oktoberfest
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    Fred Willard is aging well!

  33. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
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    This is how a 40-something becomes popular on the teen music scene. He steals a sweatshirt from a retarded grade schooler.

  34. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    Corey has good taste in vapid hookers.

  35. Julia Louis-Dreyfus No Makeup Sandals
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    My penis is crying.

  36. Heather Graham Cleavage Mermaid Dress Metropolitan Opera Opening Night Gala
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    This is obviously Heather’s statue at Madame Tussauds.

  37. Kimberley Walsh Cleavage Cameltoe
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    She looks really… smart.

  38. Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt Panty Flash
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    WTF Superficial…why was you’re lead headline not “KOURTNEY UPSKIRT PANTY SHOT” today??? You burying the treasure meng!

  39. Jessie J Butt Tights iTunes Festival
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    who is jessie J and why does she look like a blonde spock?

  40. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
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    Pick up a dumbell. Do some bodyweight squats. SOMETHING. Jesus.

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