The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.24.13

September 24th, 2013 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature that so often leads with Instagram boobs I feel like part of my paycheck should go to whoever makes the iPhone. Kiwi, is it? Fruit jokes, yep. That’s what happens when your boss forces you to screencap yet another Miley Cyrus video that you simultaneously don’t comprehend yet feel driven to kill after watching. “I got J’s on my feet..” I don’t know what that is, but I’m going to light small animals on fire until I find out. (You did this Fish. This is on you.) As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Demi Moore and the magical age-defying effects of yoga, this Jonas Brothers picture that could either be a before or after, Heidi Klum‘s parents who are both awesome and shitfaced, and Lil Jon with two classy young women destined to contribute important and valuable things to society one day.

*reads job description, hears Satan’s faint chuckle from below*  Sonofabitch,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
    EricLR
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    The interviewer just asked him if he’s ashamed to wear that haircut at his age.

  2. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Holding Up Panties Laughing Today Show
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    They’re like a never-ending, post-menopausal bachelorette party!!

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
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    Oh, so she can carry two gallons of silicone onto a plane, but I can’t have 4 ounces of shampoo? Where’s the fucking justice!

  4. Jessie J Butt Tights iTunes Festival
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    She looks like Eminem and Pink had a love child.

  5. Miguel Leggings Cut Off Jean Shorts Boots Terry Richardson
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    Wardrobe Guy: “How would you like me to dress him?”

    Terry Richardson: “Just go into a Goodwill bin and make him wear the first ten random things you find.”

  6. Savannah Guthrie Matt Lauer Today Show
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    Al Roker is down, but Savannah delivers one last kick to make sure he stays down.

  7. Demi Moore Yoga Clothes
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    Down and out in Beverly Hills.

  8. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    Instagram: Making your photos look like the 1930′s since 2010

  9. Erna Klum Gunther Klum Heidi Klum Parents Drunk Oktoberfest
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    Stay molesty, my friends.

  10. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    Which one of these two likes boys?

    Ha, trick question!

  11. Julia Louis-Dreyfus No Makeup Sandals
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    Even dressed down, she looks great. Old enough to be my Mom,but I still would.

  12. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    Nice socks.

  13. Lil Jon DJing Hollywood Club
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    Was it family night?

  14. Demi Moore Yoga Clothes
    Dildo Baggins
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    which one of you rat bastards stole my shopping cart !

  15. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
    EricLR
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    He’s been pissed ever since Ed Hardy made him stop wearing his shirts.

  16. Heather Graham Cleavage Mermaid Dress Metropolitan Opera Opening Night Gala
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    Another one of my perfect women. Roller Girl will always have a place in my heart.

  17. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    I think I saw these two girls on Saturday Night Live last weekend.

  18. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
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    Scanner !

  19. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
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    A chink in the armour.

  20. Jeremy Piven Moustache Adjustment Bowler Hat Mr Selfridge Set
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    He’s not actually playing a role. That’s just how John Cusak makes his butler dress.

  21. Kimberley Walsh Cleavage Cameltoe
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    I don’t know who she is, but she’s hot.

  22. Miss Butt Brazil Model Butt Tight Jeans
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    Very nice.

  23. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
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    The poor guy at the security scanner has just seen things he can never, ever unsee.

  24. Snooki Legs Minidress Fuzzy Boots Dancing With The Stars Set
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    She’s got a sexy little figure. She lost that pregnancy weight pretty quickly.

  25. Erna Klum Gunther Klum Heidi Klum Parents Drunk Oktoberfest
    catapostrophe
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    He looks like a cross between Fred Willard and Ed Hurley. She looks half in the bag.

  26. Savannah Guthrie Matt Lauer Today Show
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    What is that horrible screeching sound in our ears?

    Producer: That’s Lady Gaga.

  27. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    Is that thing real?

  28. Julia Louis-Dreyfus No Makeup Sandals
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    Security: Ma’am, I’m afraid we’re going to need you to return to the 90′s immediately.

  29. Halle Berry Huge Pregnant Cleavage Belly
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    The time between birthing the child an alienating the father is always that hardest.

  30. Snooki Legs Minidress Fuzzy Boots Dancing With The Stars Set
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    That guy behind her in black is 5’6″.

  31. Jessica Alba Bra See Through Shirt
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    It does take a lot of balls to show up to a Whole Foods dressed in hunting fatigues.

  32. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    He must know the McRib is back for a limited time only.

  33. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    Pat Cox.

  34. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
    broduhjenner
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    does anyone else find it weird that we have never seen Rosie O’Donnell and Rob Kardashian in the same room?

  35. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
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    Pacino can still get pretty method when given the right script.

  36. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    Does he issue them a Tootsie Pop when they show up from the agency or are they expected to provide their own?

  37. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Holding Up Panties Laughing Today Show
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    What do they drink wine while they’re on the air??

    Listening to these two hens cluck is my worst nightmare.

  38. Miguel Leggings Cut Off Jean Shorts Boots Terry Richardson
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    Terrorist ! Seize him!

  39. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    damn she got fat (works here too)

  40. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage Pregnant Belly Mediaset Studios
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    damn she got fat (here too)

  41. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    “Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob,Rob, guess what day is it Rob?!”

    “…It’s Male Breasts day….”

    “Whoo-WHOOOO”

  42. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    You know, as much as I want to hate this man, he’s always having the time of his life in these pics with hot trashy women.

    I can’t really knock him too bad.

  43. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
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    If she could turn back time…she would have done it already.

  44. Miss Butt Brazil Model Butt Tight Jeans
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    Leviticus 19:28
    Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.

    Ah, he probably wasn’t serious…it’s not like he signed his name on it.

  45. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis
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    Come on China…it’s really hard for us to tell people the word “oriental” is offensive if even you won’t stop saying it.

  46. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
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    What do you mean you don’t take a check?

  47. Miss Butt Brazil Model Butt Tight Jeans
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    What is in the fucking water down there?!

  48. Jessica Alba Bra See Through Shirt
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    Yeah, I’d be sad too if I just spent $5000 on two bags of groceries at Whole Foods.

  49. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Oktoberfest
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    I’ll take two please

  50. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Oktoberfest
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    It looks like the person who designed her panties really doesn’t understand underwear very well…and yet understands asses at a genius level.

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