The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.24.13

September 24th, 2013 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature that so often leads with Instagram boobs I feel like part of my paycheck should go to whoever makes the iPhone. Kiwi, is it? Fruit jokes, yep. That’s what happens when your boss forces you to screencap yet another Miley Cyrus video that you simultaneously don’t comprehend yet feel driven to kill after watching. “I got J’s on my feet..” I don’t know what that is, but I’m going to light small animals on fire until I find out. (You did this Fish. This is on you.) As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Demi Moore and the magical age-defying effects of yoga, this Jonas Brothers picture that could either be a before or after, Heidi Klum‘s parents who are both awesome and shitfaced, and Lil Jon with two classy young women destined to contribute important and valuable things to society one day.

*reads job description, hears Satan’s faint chuckle from below*  Sonofabitch,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    Without photos of Corey, and selfies from Kelly Brook, the internet would be empty.

  2. Miguel Leggings Cut Off Jean Shorts Boots Terry Richardson
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    Who?

  3. Savannah Guthrie Matt Lauer Today Show
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    There’s always a stoned lesbian in the background not giving a fuck.

  4. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    “Take a picture with me. Let me make you look ugly.”

  5. Italo Zucchelli Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas GQ & Gap Event
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    “This douche has no vest!” she exclaimed.

    So, she tested the douche who was second in line.

    “This douche has no hat,” she said.

    So, she tested the last douche.

    “Ahhh, this douche is juuust right,” she said happily.

  6. Demi Moore Yoga Clothes
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    Stay sexy, baby.

  7. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
    Josephus
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    I’m guessing a special needs kid named Aaron made his t-shirt.

  8. Julia Louis-Dreyfus No Makeup Sandals
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    The Veep needs sleep.

  9. Nina Agdal Standing In Front Of Huge Butt Mural European Wax Center Bum Bus Manhattan Tour
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    that’s what I call pubic transportation.

  10. Erna Klum Gunther Klum Heidi Klum Parents Drunk Oktoberfest
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    They look like cool parents.

  11. Heather Graham Cleavage Mermaid Dress Metropolitan Opera Opening Night Gala
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    Are… Are they shrinking? That can’t be right…

  12. Heather Graham Cleavage Mermaid Dress Metropolitan Opera Opening Night Gala
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    I know deep in my heart that she does all the good stuff.

  13. Nina Agdal Standing In Front Of Huge Butt Mural European Wax Center Bum Bus Manhattan Tour
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    Still smaller than Coco’s ass

  14. Erna Klum Gunther Klum Heidi Klum Parents Drunk Oktoberfest
    Josephus
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    Well now we know what happened to Seal’s face.

    • Yeah, this guy looks like he’s seen some shit and would saw your head off if you made him mad enough.

      • crb

        Exactly. He’s got that , “You leetle veener-schneetzers heff NO ITEAHH how much you ken schpank zee laydeez; -EEF you are ze bad-ass like zet Most Eenterezteenk Menn.

        Hear; Vatch. ERNA! Benden-zee ovah! NOW, BEETCH!!!”

  15. Snooki Legs Minidress Fuzzy Boots Dancing With The Stars Set
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    So THAT’s where the lipo fat went… Interesting…

  16. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
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    I didn’t know you could actually see an aneurism happen.

  17. Erna Klum Gunther Klum Heidi Klum Parents Drunk Oktoberfest
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    Pretty stylin’ guy for however old he must be.

  18. Savannah Guthrie Matt Lauer Today Show
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    If Savannah’s ress was not so loud, they might be able to hear their earpieces.

  19. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    Damn… Seriously are they padding that thing because she is looking all kinds of curvy (The good kind).

  20. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
    broduhjenner
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    this is a walking hpv public service announcement.

  21. Kimberley Walsh Cleavage Cameltoe
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    Kimberly Walsh should change her name to Cameltoe Wash.

  22. Lil Jon DJing Hollywood Club
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    I have the feeling the word “Yeah!” was mentioned that night.

  23. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Oktoberfest
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    I see she’s following the Kardashian rule book for subtlety and dignity…

  24. Ashanti Huge Butt Tight Dress Ray Charles Forever Stamp Launch
    Josephus
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    *A shanty performing at the Ray Charles Forever Stamp launch.

    There, fixed it.

  25. Miss Butt Brazil Model Butt Tight Jeans
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    She also won Miss Cock Brazil.

  26. Ashanti Huge Butt Tight Dress Ray Charles Forever Stamp Launch
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    Damn. She got fat.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Thank god she has underwear on. Seriously.

  28. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Holding Up Panties Laughing Today Show
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    I wonder how many of those 7am glasses of merlot it takes to make underwear that funny?

  29. Jeremy Piven Moustache Adjustment Bowler Hat Mr Selfridge Set
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    He seems very comfortable with fake hair.

  30. Heather Graham Cleavage Mermaid Dress Metropolitan Opera Opening Night Gala
    broduhjenner
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    looks like she sold her voice for a pair of legs

  31. Jessica Alba Bra See Through Shirt
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    I like it when you’re sad Jessica.

  32. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage Pregnant Belly Mediaset Studios
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    Sexy lady. Even pregnant, I totally would.

  33. Miguel Leggings Cut Off Jean Shorts Boots Terry Richardson
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    You know it’s a slow day when Terry Richardson has to take a break from drugging and raping celebrities and slum it with drugging and raping homeless teens.

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
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    I just looked up the word Skank in the Webster’s online dictionary and, not surprisingly, they were using this same photo.

  35. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    I wouldn’t Bar Rafaeli…….from my bed…………..zing.

  36. Julia Louis-Dreyfus No Makeup Sandals
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    Considering she is worth over $3 billion, I think she looks super hot.

  37. Erna Klum Gunther Klum Heidi Klum Parents Drunk Oktoberfest
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    Gunther Klum is a pretty fucking metal name. I wonder if he uses umlauts…he’s really missing the boat if he doesn’t use umlauts.

  38. Snooki Legs Minidress Fuzzy Boots Dancing With The Stars Set
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    I see she’s chosen her outfit for the tap dance section.

  39. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
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    You’re so vein.

  40. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    The girl with the sunglasses is feeling the itch.

  41. Lil Jon DJing Hollywood Club
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    One of these guys has a shart fetish…you see him.

  42. Jessie J Butt Tights iTunes Festival
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    Billy Idol is looking younger these days.

  43. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Qingdao Oriental Movie Metropolis
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    She’s on the lookout for any cyclists.

  44. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
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    The outfit is obviously for easy access when joining the mile-high club.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Why would anyone care what she’s wearing when they throw her off the plane from a mile high in the air?

  45. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage Pregnant Belly Mediaset Studios
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    fatty needs to get to the gym

  46. Halle Berry Huge Pregnant Cleavage Belly
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    Big question is – Will she fit through that gap?

  47. Italo Zucchelli Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas GQ & Gap Event
    EricLR
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    Usually a sandwich only has *two* pieces of whitebread.

  48. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    Hell yeah Miranda. The friend’s not bad either.

  49. Jessie J Butt Tights iTunes Festival
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    Jessie J, Jessie J, wherefore aret thy breasticles?

  50. Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt Panty Flash
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    still not the worst upskirt of the week.

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