The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.24.13

September 24th, 2013 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature that so often leads with Instagram boobs I feel like part of my paycheck should go to whoever makes the iPhone. Kiwi, is it? Fruit jokes, yep. That’s what happens when your boss forces you to screencap yet another Miley Cyrus video that you simultaneously don’t comprehend yet feel driven to kill after watching. “I got J’s on my feet..” I don’t know what that is, but I’m going to light small animals on fire until I find out. (You did this Fish. This is on you.) As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Demi Moore and the magical age-defying effects of yoga, this Jonas Brothers picture that could either be a before or after, Heidi Klum‘s parents who are both awesome and shitfaced, and Lil Jon with two classy young women destined to contribute important and valuable things to society one day.

*reads job description, hears Satan’s faint chuckle from below*  Sonofabitch,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
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    Dude looks like he’s 45.

  2. Nina Agdal Standing In Front Of Huge Butt Mural European Wax Center Bum Bus Manhattan Tour
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    If that ass blows there won’t be enough tomato juice to get the smell out.

  3. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Holding Up Panties Laughing Today Show
    George P Burdell
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    The girls just laughed and laughed. Thet knew Miley went twerking without any underwear.

  4. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    Full steam ahead to the buffet tables. Legs don’t give out now for low blood sugar.

  5. Demi Moore Yoga Clothes
    George P Burdell
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    She is on a quest to out Russell Brand Russell Brand.

  6. Italo Zucchelli Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas GQ & Gap Event
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    We finally get introduced to the meat in this sandwich.

  7. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
    George P Burdell
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    She was better off dating the guy getting a blowjob from a tranny in a cab than the the tranny giving the blowjobs.

  8. Demi Moore Yoga Clothes
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    I understand “heavy” days, but that’s the biggest tampon I’ve ever seen.

  9. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Holding Up Panties Laughing Today Show
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    Why is this picture here? They’re on TV every day and most likely talk about shit like this every day.

  10. Lil Jon DJing Hollywood Club
    George P Burdell
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    Girl! Did you have Taco Bell for lunch?

  11. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    Sooner or later someone is going to tell these chick’s that he’s not Leonard from The Big Bang Theory.

  12. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
    George P Burdell
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    Life is good when you are the last living Corey.

  13. Miguel Leggings Cut Off Jean Shorts Boots Terry Richardson
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    He went from taking pictures of Miley to taking pictures of homeless food pantry workers? Who is this person?

  14. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
    anonymous
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    Is there some Hollywood fat ass dress code wearing black Nike that Rob K and Johan H are following?

  15. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
    Unknown
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    I think the girl on his right is Daisy De La Hoya, she’s related to Oscar De La Hoya some how?

  16. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    Are they supposed to be a couple? Does she know he’s gay?

  17. Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt Panty Flash
    George P Burdell
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    Someone call my lawyer! It is a clear breach of contract the one of the Kardashian has on underwear.

  18. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
    anonymous
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    Isn’t that Daisy Delahoya on the left? Is she finally a hooker…or maybe has been this entire time?

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
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    Appropriate airplane attire, obviously.

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
    George P Burdell
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    She seems a little over-dressed for the flight.

  21. Savannah Guthrie Matt Lauer Today Show
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    Again, why is this picture here? THESE PEOPLE ARE ON THE SAME TV SHOW EVERY MORNING.

  22. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
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    The interviewer was like, “so you’re straight, right?”

  23. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    That is the face of a woman who has realized that “Pat Cox” is not just his name, but also his passion.

  24. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
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    Do you believe in life after plastic surgery?

  25. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
    George P Burdell
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    It was only a matter of time until she smiled and cracked her face.

  26. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Oktoberfest
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    httpASS://dirndl.com

  27. Snooki Legs Minidress Fuzzy Boots Dancing With The Stars Set
    George P Burdell
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    1st Annual January Jones Mother of the Year.

  28. Demi Moore Yoga Clothes
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    Demi less.

  29. Erna Klum Gunther Klum Heidi Klum Parents Drunk Oktoberfest
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    “Yah, vee awe so poud dat she mak da money vit hah neeples.”

  30. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    Pat Cox would rather bang the Silver Fox.

  31. Lil Jon DJing Hollywood Club
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    “Yo dis next track goes out to the Reverend Martin Luther King.”

  32. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Oktoberfest
    George P Burdell
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    Thank you dirndl.com

  33. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    gets creepier each day

  34. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    Patrick thought balloon: “Don’t throw up for holding a girl’s hand in front of the paparrazzi…Don’t throw up for holding a girl’s hand in front of the paparrazzi…Don’t throw up for holding a girl’s hand in front of the paparrazzi…”

  35. Lil Jon DJing Hollywood Club
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    Big black guy on left saying it all with his facial expression.

  36. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    All ready to go with his large cup full of Coke syrup.

  37. Julia Louis-Dreyfus No Makeup Sandals
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    Not sponge worthy.

  38. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage Pregnant Belly Mediaset Studios
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    I’d punch her baby with my dick.

  39. Cher Huge Forehed Vein Today Show
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    Right before the her face disassembled and revealed to be Quaid trying to sneak through security.

  40. Rob Kardashian Fat Double Chin Workout Clothes
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    He’s walking off his recent Christmas dinner.

  41. Italo Zucchelli Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas GQ & Gap Event
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    The gays do love fashion.

  42. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
    broduhjenner
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    im guessing that shirt has his face on it. this guess is based on the spiky similarities.

  43. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul McCartney Concert
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    The chicks just know.

  44. Julia Louis-Dreyfus No Makeup Sandals
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    …Meanwhile, Jerry is in first class hitting on a super model.

  45. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
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    Beiber, this is your future.

  46. Italo Zucchelli Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas GQ & Gap Event
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    A Zucchini and 2 Jonas brothers? This won’t end well…

  47. Aaron Carter Bleach Blonde Hair Spaced Out Look
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    “I’m sorry you want me to point out to you on this doll where he touched me?”

  48. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Denim Romper
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    At least the detectors are set to plastic explosives and not plastic surgery.

  49. Demi Moore Yoga Clothes
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    poor fluffy, didn’t see that yoga mat coming.

  50. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Holding Up Panties Laughing Today Show
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    Kim K’s underwear is pretty hilarious.

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