Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Ever.), followed by Meredith Vieira looking like she’s also been living in Amanda Bynes‘ car, and finally, Jake Gyllenhaal, who doesn’t always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, it’s through a penis-shaped straw.
Sorry again about the lack of random hotness today, but I left you an Easter egg, which if you feel makes absolutely no sense in the way of reconciling the absence of titties, welcome to your first day reading The Superficial,
- Photo Boy
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This guy didn’t burn up in a plane crash?
Apparently this guy’s barber went to the Penn Badgley School of Hair Styling…
“Sure, lady, I can show you where the restroom is or you can just pee in my mouth.”
Nice!
Oh good, for a minute I thought Frozen Bitch Face might not have made today’s rounds.
“Are you sure you don’t want to? I’ll let you do it in my butt…”
Nailed it again.
“Live long and proctor”
Nice one!
Good mong facial expression.
What’s with the perspective on this photo? Looks like her torso is too long and legs too short.
Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe.
“Yo Marty ….I’m over here now”
“That earthquake evacuation had to happen during MY dance rehearsal !”
Robin Williams meeting his long lost twin brother Poopdeck Pappy Williams”
“Ma’am come back, I think you need two bags .”
“I got all this really neat-o stuff at Mandee, and these bags will make super mattress covers for the crib.”
I have suddenly remembered that I left the garage door open when I left home for work this morning.
So is this what car airbags look like when packed into a steering wheel?
One should never wear orange and purple. They clash.
Fucking sock monkey
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to audition for ‘Swingers 2,’ set in 1997 where wallet chains are still cool.”
I love this sexy, sexy man.
I wanna rule her Britannia.
“Nah, Chris, I’m tellin’ you we got a shot. Them girls is too young to remember you were in ‘Batman Forever’ and I was in ‘Deep Blue Sea.’”
I’m predicting not a lot of lift moves in her routine.
“One: cut a hole in a box.”
yea , you and the rest of the female population .
Pretty lousy tuck job…
Scorcese’s either just said something he wants someone to find amusing or is pretending to be amused by something someone else just said. Either way, it’s off-putting.
Radioman just made a self-deprecating comment about his own fingertips.
If you (dare to) look close enough, one of her tattoos says ‘To dispose of, burn thoroughly’.
I love At The Drive-In!
shes also a bit taller than short squat Jessica Simson, short women have NO LUCK in the after pregnancy department. Tall women rule :)
I thought Shirley from What’s Happening died?
felt pelt
she looks awesome…would be perfect with a little more junk in the trunk
yeah, my junk!
Looks like they are all doing that Bill Burr bit about the progression of an old man’s face.
This is also her fingerprint
“Oh, we’re the boys of the chorus, we hope you like our show! We know your rootin’ for us, but now we have to goooh”
Sean Penn and Robin Williams have a son who sings in a band…
“Sweet Jesus, that is some nasty-ass crank!”
Someone probably ought to remind her that she’s not a hotty like she used to be so that maybe she’ll SHUT HER FUCKING PIE HOLE!
“So after you left us, I sent our boy to Europe and now he’s a singer in a band called You Tube or something like that…”
I’ll bet she’s hot as hell with the lights off.
Fuck a duck…she is SO hot!
I’ll bet there is a sonic boom when she removes that dress.
Row Row Row Your Boat, Gently Down the Stream…..
Row Row Row Your Boat, Gently Down the Stream….
Row Row Row Your Boat, Gently Down the Stream, merrilly, merrilly, merrilly, merrilly, life is but a dream.
Mr Travolta, how many times have you slept with your wife?
I think the caption’s wrong. It should read:
“Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of ‘To Catch a Predator’”
“HA. HA. HA. HA. Staying alive. Staying Alive.”