The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.18.12

September 18th, 2012 // 559 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Ever.), followed by Meredith Vieira looking like she’s also been living in Amanda Bynes‘ car, and finally, Jake Gyllenhaal, who doesn’t always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, it’s through a penis-shaped straw.

Sorry again about the lack of random hotness today, but I left you an Easter egg, which if you feel makes absolutely no sense in the way of reconciling the absence of titties, welcome to your first day reading The Superficial,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    Joaquin ingles
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    This guy didn’t burn up in a plane crash?

  2. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    Apparently this guy’s barber went to the Penn Badgley School of Hair Styling…

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants Flash Mob Extra
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    “Sure, lady, I can show you where the restroom is or you can just pee in my mouth.”

  4. Rose McGowan Cleavage Tank Top Red Sneakers
    Joaquin ingles
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    Oh good, for a minute I thought Frozen Bitch Face might not have made today’s rounds.

  5. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    “Are you sure you don’t want to? I’ll let you do it in my butt…”

  6. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    mbcl
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    “Live long and proctor”

  7. Ali Larter Butt Tight Pants
    Ollie
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    Good mong facial expression.

    What’s with the perspective on this photo? Looks like her torso is too long and legs too short.

  8. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe.

  9. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    mbcl
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    “Yo Marty ….I’m over here now”

  10. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    mbcl
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    “That earthquake evacuation had to happen during MY dance rehearsal !”

  11. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
    mbcl
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    Robin Williams meeting his long lost twin brother Poopdeck Pappy Williams”

  12. Rose McGowan Cleavage Tank Top Red Sneakers
    mbcl
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    “Ma’am come back, I think you need two bags .”

  13. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
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    “I got all this really neat-o stuff at Mandee, and these bags will make super mattress covers for the crib.”

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Oz Matters
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    I have suddenly remembered that I left the garage door open when I left home for work this morning.

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
    Oz Matters
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    So is this what car airbags look like when packed into a steering wheel?

  16. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
    Glenys
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    One should never wear orange and purple. They clash.

  17. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    ZZZ
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    Fucking sock monkey

  18. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    EZ-B
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    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to audition for ‘Swingers 2,’ set in 1997 where wallet chains are still cool.”

  19. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    I love this sexy, sexy man.

  20. Micaela Schäfer Underboob Swimsuit
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    I wanna rule her Britannia.

  21. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
    EZ-B
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    “Nah, Chris, I’m tellin’ you we got a shot. Them girls is too young to remember you were in ‘Batman Forever’ and I was in ‘Deep Blue Sea.’”

  22. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    EZ-B
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    I’m predicting not a lot of lift moves in her routine.

  23. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    Josephus
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    “One: cut a hole in a box.”

  24. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    yea , you and the rest of the female population .

  25. Micaela Schäfer Underboob Swimsuit
    YoMamma
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    Pretty lousy tuck job…

  26. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    catapostrophe
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    Scorcese’s either just said something he wants someone to find amusing or is pretending to be amused by something someone else just said. Either way, it’s off-putting.

  27. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
    catapostrophe
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    Radioman just made a self-deprecating comment about his own fingertips.

  28. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    Pine Table Fever
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    If you (dare to) look close enough, one of her tattoos says ‘To dispose of, burn thoroughly’.

  29. Oprah Weight Gain Afro Wig The Butler Set
    Pine Table Fever
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    I love At The Drive-In!

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
    Mike
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    shes also a bit taller than short squat Jessica Simson, short women have NO LUCK in the after pregnancy department. Tall women rule :)

  31. Oprah Weight Gain Afro Wig The Butler Set
    Roseanne Barr
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    I thought Shirley from What’s Happening died?

  32. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    CJA
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    felt pelt

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
    lily
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    she looks awesome…would be perfect with a little more junk in the trunk

  34. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Looks like they are all doing that Bill Burr bit about the progression of an old man’s face.

  35. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
    daBhom
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    This is also her fingerprint

  36. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    Frank Burns
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    “Oh, we’re the boys of the chorus, we hope you like our show! We know your rootin’ for us, but now we have to goooh”

  37. Bono The Edge
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    Sean Penn and Robin Williams have a son who sings in a band…

  38. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
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    “Sweet Jesus, that is some nasty-ass crank!”

  39. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    Someone probably ought to remind her that she’s not a hotty like she used to be so that maybe she’ll SHUT HER FUCKING PIE HOLE!

  40. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
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    “So after you left us, I sent our boy to Europe and now he’s a singer in a band called You Tube or something like that…”

  41. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
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    I’ll bet she’s hot as hell with the lights off.

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Fuck a duck…she is SO hot!

  43. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
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    I’ll bet there is a sonic boom when she removes that dress.

  44. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    Marlyn
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    Row Row Row Your Boat, Gently Down the Stream…..
    Row Row Row Your Boat, Gently Down the Stream….
    Row Row Row Your Boat, Gently Down the Stream, merrilly, merrilly, merrilly, merrilly, life is but a dream.

  45. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
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    Mr Travolta, how many times have you slept with your wife?

  46. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    I think the caption’s wrong. It should read:
    “Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of ‘To Catch a Predator’”

  47. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    “HA. HA. HA. HA. Staying alive. Staying Alive.”

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