The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.18.12

September 18th, 2012 // 559 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Ever.), followed by Meredith Vieira looking like she’s also been living in Amanda Bynes‘ car, and finally, Jake Gyllenhaal, who doesn’t always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, it’s through a penis-shaped straw.

Sorry again about the lack of random hotness today, but I left you an Easter egg, which if you feel makes absolutely no sense in the way of reconciling the absence of titties, welcome to your first day reading The Superficial,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    Eve
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    Samantha Ronson is looking more awake than usual.

  2. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Hey, Jake… why the long face?

  3. Daniela Ruah Butt Wetsuit Surfing NCIS
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    I’m going to jump on the bandwagon.

    I can see my reflection in her ass…and I’m doing bad, bad things.

  4. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
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    Blonde girl thought bubble: OMG, Magic Johnson was just checking us out! Ew!

  5. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
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    FINALLY, someone punched this douchenozzle in the face.

    god damn gingers acting like they belong around decent folk.

  6. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    nutterbutter
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    right behind her: flotsam and jetsam

  7. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Chick: “Would you like to go out on a date with me, Mr. Mangianello?”
    Joe: “Huh? Sorry, I don’t speak ‘fat’”

  8. Bono The Edge
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    “It’s all right! It’s all right! Alright! She moves in mysterious ways!”

  9. Bono The Edge
    Johnny P!
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    Chaz and KDC do their best Evita balcony scene.

  10. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
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    “Go ahead…ask me which way to madame tussauds one more time”

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    your mom
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    mmmm…. heart shaped labia. does that mean she loves me??

  12. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    Can I stand up now, Mr. Cruise? My knees are starting to hurt.

  13. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
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    More like a well-fed clam, amirite?

  14. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    “I’m down here Beardy”

  15. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Johnny P!
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    I thought black was supposed to be slimming…

  16. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    “Did you just call me Joe Mangina fatty?”

  17. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
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    When I make this face, don’t I look just like Kirstie Alley in a wind tunnel?

  18. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
    cc
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    Wait, the the glass disappeared!

  19. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    “Stay douche-y, my friends”

  20. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    Johnny P!
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    Wow, she’s already lost all that pregnancy weight!
    Or maybe she hasn’t?
    I can’t fucking tell…

  21. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    I guess ‘dance practice’ these days consists of trying to break out of her orbit.

  22. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    Joaquin ingles
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    So when’s the Hamm vs. Fassbender Wang-off?

  23. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
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    Deadmau5 and smells like DeadFi5h

  24. Daniela Ruah Butt Wetsuit Surfing NCIS
    cc
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    ‘Shiny, wet, shapely’…three adjectives that go well together.

  25. Oprah Weight Gain Afro Wig The Butler Set
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    Oprah on the set of The Butler ?? Looks more like Oprah on the set of the Arnold Schwarzenegger biopic called The Maid.

  26. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
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    Someone should have extended the message of that shirt to “breed no evil”

  27. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    JungleRed
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    “Douchebag1″ was taken?

  28. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
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    She needs to work on that De Niro impersonation

  29. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
    B&WMinstrel
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    You just know he stepped on a rake

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
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    “It’s been a long time Christina Hendricks…there can be only ONE”

  31. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    cc
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    That’s the dumbest football helmet ever.

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Something has got to give! If those boobs get squeezed any harder, I expect to see areolas and nipples start popping out from anatomically INCORRECT places.

  33. Bono The Edge
    JungleRed
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    Those must be the special seats, where the cherub gives you a hand job.

  34. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    So, three Jew walk into a bar & John Hamm’s penis is all like…

  35. Ali Larter Butt Tight Pants
    Josephus
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    Sweet Rumer WIllis impression.

  36. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
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    One minute, I have only one goddam minute before this hairpaint starts running down my face. gotta go.

  37. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Some time between midnight and four am last night local business ‘Cut and Curls’ was broken in to and the entire stock was taken. Police need to identify this man.

  38. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants Flash Mob Extra
    Josephus
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    Well, someone has to do it…

    DAT ASS

  39. Ali Larter Butt Tight Pants
    cc
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    Cool hwip.

  40. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    Michael_D
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    Derp troika

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Man-face

  42. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    “Like that, Mr. Manganiello?”
    “I’m not saying I like it, but I”m not telling you to stop either.”

  43. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    cc
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    d’Artagnan has FINALLY upgraded his wardrobe.

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Carolann
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    Oh look, it’s a little heart.

  45. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    “Three Invisible Dicks” Part 2

  46. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
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    “Looks like we’re one man short of a Jewish barbershop quartet, boys!”

  47. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    your mom
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    This is all you need for an effective massage. Just this. Why is this so hard to understand??

  48. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    cc
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    Look! A Steelers fan!

  49. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    B&WMinstrel
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    So I’m not the only one thinking about that dark matter annihilation signature from the galactic centre

  50. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    your mom
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    Trifectard part duex

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