The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.18.12

September 18th, 2012 // 559 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Ever.), followed by Meredith Vieira looking like she’s also been living in Amanda Bynes‘ car, and finally, Jake Gyllenhaal, who doesn’t always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, it’s through a penis-shaped straw.

Sorry again about the lack of random hotness today, but I left you an Easter egg, which if you feel makes absolutely no sense in the way of reconciling the absence of titties, welcome to your first day reading The Superficial,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
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    Ah-Doyee.

  2. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    EricLr
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    Oh shit, he’s about to do the Vulcan mind-meld!

  3. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    “and the number of the day is ONE!”

  4. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    Jack Ketch
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    Hey, she sure looks better than Jessica Simpson !!

    • I saw Jessica Simpson on a Weight Watchers commercial today and instantly fell in love with her. She’s still both gorgeous and cute and sounds like she’s more fun than men ought to be allowed to have.

      • The fact that Snooki was able to look like this after giving birth, and then comparing her to watch Jessica looks like, means that Snooki might actually be more intelligent than Jessica. Or at the very least, Snooki knew she wasn’t going to birth a 70lb fetus.

      • How in the fuck can you equate someone’s weight with their intelligence? Are you really that thin (and stupid)? Jessica Simpson is fucking wealthy as hell and could buy and sell Snooki a thousand times over. Just because she’s overweight doesn’t mean she lacks intelligence. Some of the most intelligent people I know — and have known over the years — were and are overweight.

  5. Micaela Schäfer Underboob Swimsuit
    B&WMinstrel
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    Her tits are flying it at half mast for Kate’s

  6. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
    I'mCool
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    I never noticed how much this guy looks like Ed Powers.

  7. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    Inner Retard
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    Looks like she’s walking with her teenage son.

  8. Ali Larter Butt Tight Pants
    EricLr
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    She’s having to mail refunds to everyone who saw Resident Evil: Afterlife.

  9. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    Mike701
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    After the last pic, I bet you looked at his junk first!

  10. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
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    Those tattoos ruined a perfectly serviceable woman.

  11. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    continu
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    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA” – The ankle strap

  12. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    Apparently the original Brawny Man secretly sired a child in 1980.

  13. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    I'mCool
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    If I were hung like John Hamm, pants like these here are all I’d wear.

  14. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    mrsmass
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    no idea what a Deadmau5 is.

  15. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
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    She got her sexy figure back pretty quickly. Fuck Jessica Simpson.

  16. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    “Look Who’s Eating”

  17. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    cagster
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    That’s a face that says, “I have a larger penis than you.”

  18. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants Flash Mob Extra
    rantatonne
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    I don’t often care for flash mobs, but when hott chicks participate in them, i find myself wishing there was more actual flashing involved.

  19. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    EricLr
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    I would like to challenge Jake Gyllenhaal, Shia Labeouf, and Jared Leto to a beard duel! Winner to receive the legendary Fedora of Supreme Douchiness! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

  20. Rose McGowan Cleavage Tank Top Red Sneakers
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    That’s right baby. Stay sexy. Your face may be jacked up, but that doesn’t mean you have to let your body go to shit too.

  21. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
    EricLr
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    “LL Cool J and Chris O’Donnell”

    Is this story a repost from the 90′s?

  22. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
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    And in an effort to stay relevant….

  23. Micaela Schäfer Underboob Swimsuit
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    She’s fucking sexy.

  24. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
    mrsmass
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    i just got back from vacation in Wellfleet. disturbing to see this shirt on her.

  25. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    Burp Reynolds
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    Most cock-ring to butt-plug chains are worn INSIDE the trousers but outside is okay I guess.

  26. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Fish got the final 5 right.

  27. Rose McGowan Cleavage Tank Top Red Sneakers
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    Sometimes you just gotta know when to cash in your chips.

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
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    At least her handler had the decency to let her out of the car before going in to the casino. She’s just grateful he rolled down the window too.

  29. Oprah Weight Gain Afro Wig The Butler Set
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    That wig was made from her own pubic hair

  30. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    I'mCool
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    Joe: “Yeah, I *do* hear it. But I thought it was saying, ‘Do NOT,’ not ‘donut’.”

  31. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    Still as dull as ever.

  32. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
    EricLr
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    His fictional character in “The Fisher King” was actually less crazy than Robin Williams in real life today.

  33. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    rantatonne
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    Deadmau5 noooo. Will i still listen to your music, yes. But deadmau5, noooooooo!

  34. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    B&WMinstrel
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    They can really make a footpath look clean

  35. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    prospective husbnds for Adrianne Curry?

  36. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    mrsmass
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    doesn’t this bitch make some bank? why is she alway shopping at Mandee? I thought that place was for 15 year olds.

  37. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    EricLr
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    I hope the CDC is aware that they’re just walking around a populated area.

  38. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    EricLr
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    Well it’s not like that baby is going to buy booze for himself.

  39. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
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    That’s what he gets for fucking with Ralphie!

  40. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Burp Reynolds
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    Please be respectful and don’t make any jokes about her digestive tract. It’s like a Hot-Wing Holocaust in there.

  41. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    kimmykimkim
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    “We represent the lollipop guild…”

  42. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
    B&WMinstrel
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    I hear a lot of his people are quitting and getting jobs with the Easter Bunny

  43. Micaela Schäfer Underboob Swimsuit
    rantatonne
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    She is usually in way less. Did she actually have an audience with the queen?

  44. Rose McGowan Cleavage Tank Top Red Sneakers
    EricLr
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    Well, her face can’t move, but at least her legs can.

  45. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
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    “One – AH! AH! – one masseuse isn’t lying.”

  46. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
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    He kinda looks like Tobey Maquire. If Tobey Maguire went through puberty.

  47. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Johnny P!
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    Dromedary Digit.

  48. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    I'mCool
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    Glad they finally came out with a Deadmau5. Is this the one with 4G?

  49. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    I find his new look… highly illogical.

  50. Daniela Ruah Butt Wetsuit Surfing NCIS
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    I can see myself in those pants.

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