The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.17.13

September 17th, 2013 // 304 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, usually our end of day transmission, but check back later for Fish’s Grand Theft Auto V review. According to this progress note he’s “almost figured out how to make tank rounds out of dead hookers” so it seems like it’s going great. In the meantime, check out Alec Baldwin, doting new dad, and fellow admirer of mom-boobs, as well as Constantine Maroulis who just got back from Criss Angel‘s yard sale, and finally Nabilla Benattia either having a major wardrobe malfunction or flawlessly executing the ‘How To Make The Internet Give A Shit About A French Press Conference Technique.’

“Gee-dang, them’s some ethnic soundin’ names up there. An I though this here was a ‘Merican titty blog!” – There, Texas & Florida, I took care of it for you, don’t bother writing in,

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  1. Miranda Kerr Nipples See Through Maxi Dress
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    C’mon Miranda, my Uncle has been pulling the old “I lost my finger trick” for years. You can’t fool me.

  2. Tiffani Thiessen NBC Fall Launch Party
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    Actually, this is the Inflatable Tiffani Thiessen, but it’s very lifelike.

  3. Ben Affleck Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    The Dude
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    “I know, right? People keep hiring me.”

  4. Miranda Kerr Nipples See Through Maxi Dress
    JC
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    Normally I’d decline, but for you Miranda, I say yes, you can put all three in my stink.

  5. Constantine Maroulis Denim Jacket Fingerless Glove Canal Room 10 Year Anniversary
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    This is the longest 15 minutes of my life.

  6. Jennifer Garner Feeding Horse Holding Son Samuel
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    I had no idea she was friends with Sarah Jessica Parker.

  7. Constantine Maroulis Denim Jacket Fingerless Glove Canal Room 10 Year Anniversary
    The Dude
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    I though Criss Angel had an exclusive Vegas gig?

  8. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen In Sling
    The Dude
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    “Hang on I need a better shot to submit to The Chive.”

  9. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Audi And Altuzarra Kick-Off Emmys Week Event
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    She’s a cute lil’ chipmunk.

  10. Bethenny Frankel Towel Shower Cap
    The Dude
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    What. The. Fuck.

  11. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Dress Modern Family Set
    The Dude
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    Magical.

    Not pictured: unicorns and rainbows.

  12. Constantine Maroulis Denim Jacket Fingerless Glove Canal Room 10 Year Anniversary
    dontkillthemessenger
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    1990 Richard Grieco called and said you’re stealing my look bitch.

    Actually he said, can you please give me $20? I have a feeling I’ll need it in 20 years.

  13. Nabilla Benattia Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction
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    If your shirt is constructed like that, I’m not sure if you are allowed to actually call it a malfunction.

  14. Miranda Kerr Nipples See Through Maxi Dress
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    “Amanda!! How many time do you want to bang me today!”

  15. Ben Affleck Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    “I’m Bwat Myan”

  16. Nabilla Benattia Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction
    brick
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    Nice tits, bad tats!

  17. Constantine Maroulis Denim Jacket Fingerless Glove Canal Room 10 Year Anniversary
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    If Russel Brand had no fashion sense.

  18. Jennifer Garner Feeding Horse Holding Son Samuel
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sam, this is the horse head that will end up in bed with Daddy if he doesn’t do what I want.

  19. Tara Reid
    The Dude
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    “See if they have a stomach colored one I can use.”

  20. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen In Sling
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    Trying out the new razor blade app.

  21. Bethenny Frankel Towel Shower Cap
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That towel needs to be 10 feet longer. In both directions.

  22. Bethenny Frankel Towel Shower Cap
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    It’s so small by but maybe we should have a Jaeger punch it just in case.

  23. Kim Cattrall Haggard Face American Theatre Wing Gala Honoring Harold Prince
    BP
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    Wow, that Lauren Bacall looks great!

  24. Ben Affleck Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Smapdi
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    “I was yah fackin’ Daredevil, now I’m gonna be yah fackin’ Batman! Homos!”

  25. Leah Remini Cleavage DWTS Taping
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    Ursala is like “Ariel, where you at girl? lol.”

  26. Miranda Kerr Nipples See Through Maxi Dress
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    3 times? Dammit, it will be tough, but I will try.

  27. Ben Affleck Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    “Jen, I swear I did not bang that Emily chick, okay?”

  28. Jennifer Garner Feeding Horse Holding Son Samuel
    BP
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    Mummy, why are u wearing Daddy’s clothes?

  29. Constantine Maroulis Denim Jacket Fingerless Glove Canal Room 10 Year Anniversary
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    He makes Richard Grieco relevant.

  30. Jewel Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress NBC Fall Launch Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hey now!

  31. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen In Sling
    BP
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    Why is he tazering the nanny?

  32. Jennifer Garner Feeding Horse Holding Son Samuel
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    “In this one movie, they cut the head off a horse like this. If your daddy bangs that Emily girl, that is what will happen to him too”

  33. Bethenny Frankel Towel Shower Cap
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    Tales from the Crypt, the talk show.

  34. Miranda Kerr Nipples See Through Maxi Dress
    Frank The Tank
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    Flashing west coast gang signs!

  35. Nabilla Benattia Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction
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    great tits!

  36. Kate Beckinsale Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Heaven.

  37. Eddie Murphy Paige Butcher Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Hey baby, I just want to party all the time”

  38. Nabilla Benattia Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction
    BP
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    A perfect combo of a hot,thin Kardashian and a brunette Lindsay Lohan! Also a great dresser!

  39. Nabilla Benattia Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Seriously, why even bother with a top?

  40. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen In Sling
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    “Here, help me angrily check my messages while I angrily walk our dogs.”

  41. Jewel Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress NBC Fall Launch Party
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    scahweeeezz em in.

    Still would.

  42. Constantine Maroulis Denim Jacket Fingerless Glove Canal Room 10 Year Anniversary
    Where's Dildo
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    *quickly rips off fake nose* “The Weasel is back, Bitches!!!! OWWWOOOOOOO… Buuuuddy!”

  43. Kate Beckinsale Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Looks like sex.

  44. Eddie Murphy Paige Butcher Butt Tight Jeans
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    Back up on that thang.

  45. Kim Cattrall Haggard Face American Theatre Wing Gala Honoring Harold Prince
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    “I smell a gym locker room!”

  46. Nabilla Benattia Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction
    al
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    What was the announcement? That showing your tits will get your picture on the internet?

  47. Nabilla Benattia Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction
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    At least she has that cross on her. I was almost worried that she wasn’t in line with the biblical teachings of the baby Jesus.

  48. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen In Sling
    Bonky
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    If you crop the upper half it looks like he’s got her in a head lock and he’s trying to slit her throat.

  49. Tiffani Thiessen NBC Fall Launch Party
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    Still so would…

  50. Constantine Maroulis Denim Jacket Fingerless Glove Canal Room 10 Year Anniversary
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    Why do I get the sense he’s Richard Grieco and Bret Michael’s bastard love child?
    Oh right, genetics….

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