The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.17.13

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, usually our end of day transmission, but check back later for Fish’s Grand Theft Auto V review. According to this progress note he’s “almost figured out how to make tank rounds out of dead hookers” so it seems like it’s going great. In the meantime, check out Alec Baldwin, doting new dad, and fellow admirer of mom-boobs, as well as Constantine Maroulis who just got back from Criss Angel’s yard sale, and finally Nabilla Benattia either having a major wardrobe malfunction or flawlessly executing the ‘How To Make The Internet Give A Shit About A French Press Conference Technique.’

“Gee-dang, them’s some ethnic soundin’ names up there. An I though this here was a ‘Merican titty blog!” – There, Texas & Florida, I took care of it for you, don’t bother writing in,

- Photo Boy

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