The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.16.14

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we ask the impossible question “Who’s creepier, Jessica Simpson or yesterday’s Mitch Winehouse?” And the answer of course is Terry Richardson, because no sane person would actually suggest out loud the idea of stuffing Jared Leto’s freakish genitals into a fanny pack. They’d just Skype about it every morning, suggest going to Halloween parties dressed up as it, and maybe pitch a spinoff blog to their parent company called My So Called Praetorian Helmet Sized Dick I mean, seriously, that guy’s a lunatic.

*hears Fish yelling “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!” from bathroom for tenth time today*

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