“Someone said that fatass Ali Lohan is out here. Point me at her.”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nancy Grace‘s best Casey Anthony-induced aneurysm face, promo shots Wonderful Pistachios inexplicably sent me from its latest commercial featuring Khloe & Lamar and The Winklevoss Twins because apparently these are the people – I almost said “celebrities.” – you want to endorse your nuts, I’m back to thinking Leo’s an idiot again and a full Final Five full of the full-figured Kelly Brook.
Is someone gonna help Selma Blair, or are we just leaving her dead body next to those chairs?
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There’s more calories in that bottle of water than in her whole emaciated corpse. True story, I read it on the internet.
“The Afro-Caribbean Arts Awards in Paris?” Really? My local Walmart’s employee of the week award has more prestige… and press coverage.
After looking at this I immediately had to go and wash my eyes out with the pictures of Kelly Brook.
Nice head tat. She’d better be careful or Jesse James is going to steal her man.
Is that a Converse shoe logo?
Why does she always look like a discounted Bratz doll?
Uh oh…looks like someone made her angry…you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
Although come to think of it, she’s pretty much angry all the time. Probably cuz she’s fat.
It isn’t Halloween yet. Please don’t scare us like this.
Unable to capture New York with the slime, Viggo the Carpathian now targets Toronto with Canadien banners…this dude is really evil!
It’s not like the Leafs can actually win anything.
so the meth epidemic has finally moved from middle america to middle earth. poor legolas =(
WTF is going on here? He’s supposed to be a teddy bear in a Beefeater outfit and she’s supposed to have her tits out.
WHAAAAZZZZZZZZUP!
Gollum wears paisley?
“Atomic. Wedgie.”
…i watched “after dark my sweet” this week after not having seen it for years. my man rules in that movie.
…oh, and it’s “Patric”
“Hi I’m Lamar Odom, my wife Khloe Kardashian only puts two kinds of nuts in her mouth…”
So that’s what happened to Jennifer Aniston’s mobile dildo…
The Black Katie Perry… but without the talent or heroin addict husband.
Katy Perry has talent? I thought all she had was tits and 5 pounds of makeup.
I remember when we used to make popcorn in dresses like that. The little aluminum pan went straight on the burner!
I think my pants are shrinking!
Old her way better than new her…
http://i42.tinypic.com/2957gqo.jpg
Something’s happening to my special purpose!
Apparently she didn’t know that shirt was transparent. Lose the bra!
yeah…I’m sure it was an accident and not a fat chick’s cry for attention.
Long live the Queen!!!
and the hard part about planking is what?
Those connect the dots give her something to do while she wait for her bus.
Those Real Dolls have a long way to go before they look remotely lifelike.
She told him the banner said “Show Us Your Tits!” She doesn’t know why people in Toronto are booing.
I guess she finally caved and ate that sleeve she’s been staring at all day…
ESPN did What if Michael Vick were white…this is their version of What if Peggy Bundy were black
ha ha
“Ha ha ha ha. You actually made an award for this shit?”
This looks like the bump scene from the worst porno ever.
God how much can that poor dance floor take…
Jesus…. there’s really not much to say here. Steriod abuse and paisley just don’t mix.
I think a case could be made that purple paisley goes with EVERYTHING.
Does no one make just a plain pretzel any more?
Somewhere there is a naked, scared My Little Pony.
This had to be said.
She just got a standing ovation of 1.
Skeletor on his way to battle He-Man.
She’ll be fine once she pees.
I’m fluent in reading “black dude eyes”, and he has nothing good to say about Owen Wilson.
♫ Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that’s wonderful is what I feel when we’re together… ♫
Nom nom nom nom
I’ve watched her show enough to know that when her nostrils flare up like that, her labia is beat red with anger.
whoops, “beet” red
You were correct the first time…
Your grammar is atrocious…the proper usage is “beaten”
I thought it was “beef” red.
And, back to waiting tables.
Who needs hips when your chest looks like a Klingon forehead?
+1
Nice. Looks like she got a facelift on her chest. Good thinking.
Christopher Walken, I weep for you…oh, Mickey Rourke? Phew, I was worried there.
I’d do her.
And she’d do you even more, I bet. In fact, she looks like she could do a marathon.
People don’t actually find her attractive…. do they?
If two stunning women walk past an older homosexual man and a blind woman begging for alms, does anybody notice?
This has been your Zen moment for the day.
Yup. There too.
That fucking “bookmark and share” popup blocked the caption and I thought this was Pauly Shore. I thought “hey, Pauly Shore is looking pretty good”…then I realized “no, Jason Patrick is looking really bad”…which obviously means it sucks to be Pauly Shore.
Just for that, you have to watch Biodome 2
I never watched the first one. Can I watch 2 and not miss any subtleties of plot development?
…i’m pretty sure Pauly Shore isn’t in it: it’s just Stephen Baldwin and he’s going to go all crazy christian on our asses. Oh well, I been waiting 15 years for this. I just hope Pauly Shore was too busy to be in it ’cause he was making Encino Man 2 (fingers crossed!!!!).
…oh, and some pointless encino man trivia. remember Michael Deluise?
http://cheezburger.com/View/3516257536
…i’m prol the only person alive who laughs at this.