“Someone said that fatass Ali Lohan is out here. Point me at her.”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nancy Grace‘s best Casey Anthony-induced aneurysm face, promo shots Wonderful Pistachios inexplicably sent me from its latest commercial featuring Khloe & Lamar and The Winklevoss Twins because apparently these are the people – I almost said “celebrities.” – you want to endorse your nuts, I’m back to thinking Leo’s an idiot again and a full Final Five full of the full-figured Kelly Brook.
Is someone gonna help Selma Blair, or are we just leaving her dead body next to those chairs?
- The Superficial
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BTW Kim K…this is what a ‘curvy’ woman looks like. Not at all like you, you horrendous little troll.
Nice vinyl purse, Nancy Grace.
at.least.it’s.not.a.speedo.
You KNOW someone has made this their screensaver, so they can look at it while sniffing Daddy’s old leather gloves…
Gee, I wonder what the stains in her lap are from…
I still would rather look at her than Paris Hilton- ANY DAY!
Awww, we don’t get to see how her overplucked, trailer park face has aged!
Well, it doesn’t seem like anyone here actually NOTICED…
The camera adds TEN pounds, y’all…
now excuse me while I go have my lunch- oops, I mean WATER.
*De-mineralised water. Those minerals contain energy.Energy = pounds.
You might want to launder that shirt.
Is that a condom dress?
They buried Heath in his joker costume?
Looks like a new use for ramen noodles!
looking scary like this, she doesn’t even need an halloween costume….
yeah thats sick she looks like that dud from the shamwow info
ill call her rib bone from now on
At least we know for sure she still has a spinal column.
I’d rather take one from my father than put my penis near this ratty bag of bones. She’s a twat.
28 days later….