The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.13.11

September 13th, 2011 // 618 Comments

“Someone said that fatass Ali Lohan is out here. Point me at her.”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nancy Grace‘s best Casey Anthony-induced aneurysm face, promo shots Wonderful Pistachios inexplicably sent me from its latest commercial featuring Khloe & Lamar and The Winklevoss Twins because apparently these are the people – I almost said “celebrities.” – you want to endorse your nuts, I’m back to thinking Leo’s an idiot again and a full Final Five full of the full-figured Kelly Brook.

Is someone gonna help Selma Blair, or are we just leaving her dead body next to those chairs?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kelly Brook Minidress
    cc
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    BTW Kim K…this is what a ‘curvy’ woman looks like. Not at all like you, you horrendous little troll.

  2. Nancy Grace Dancing With The Stars
    Ugh
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    Nice vinyl purse, Nancy Grace.

  3. Jason Patrick Shirtless
    Ugh
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    at.least.it’s.not.a.speedo.

  4. Hugh Jackman Bike Ride
    Ugh
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    You KNOW someone has made this their screensaver, so they can look at it while sniffing Daddy’s old leather gloves…

  5. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress
    Ugh
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    Gee, I wonder what the stains in her lap are from…

  6. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig Pretzel Necklace Fashion Week
    Ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    I still would rather look at her than Paris Hilton- ANY DAY!

  7. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    Ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww, we don’t get to see how her overplucked, trailer park face has aged!
    Well, it doesn’t seem like anyone here actually NOTICED…

  8. Ugh

    The camera adds TEN pounds, y’all…
    now excuse me while I go have my lunch- oops, I mean WATER.

  9. Kevin Connolly Shirt Stains
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    You might want to launder that shirt.

  10. Serena Williams Purple Hair Streaks
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    Is that a condom dress?

  11. Mickey Rourke
    Lucidlohan
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    They buried Heath in his joker costume?

  12. Beyonce Minidress Pregnant Fashion Week
    bonerofcuntention
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    Looks like a new use for ramen noodles!

  13. MammaMia

    looking scary like this, she doesn’t even need an halloween costume….

  14. tell it to the one legged man

    yeah thats sick she looks like that dud from the shamwow info

  15. tell it to the one legged man

    ill call her rib bone from now on

  16. CranAppleSnapple

    At least we know for sure she still has a spinal column.

  17. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
    arnieblackblack
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    I’d rather take one from my father than put my penis near this ratty bag of bones. She’s a twat.

  18. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
    Khloe_is_a_sasquatch
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    28 days later….

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