The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.13.11

“Someone said that fatass Ali Lohan is out here. Point me at her.”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nancy Grace’s best Casey Anthony-induced aneurysm face, promo shots Wonderful Pistachios inexplicably sent me from its latest commercial featuring Khloe & Lamar and The Winklevoss Twins because apparently these are the people – I almost said “celebrities.” – you want to endorse your nuts, I’m back to thinking Leo’s an idiot again and a full Final Five full of the full-figured Kelly Brook.

Is someone gonna help Selma Blair, or are we just leaving her dead body next to those chairs?

- The Superficial

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