The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12

September 11th, 2012 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?

The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jim Sturgess Fedora Hipster Shirt Beard
    i heart yo mama.
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    did his kid make that shirt for him?

  2. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    Joaquin ingles
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    Just heard the sound of a jewelry box being opened a mile down the road.

  3. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    i heart yo mama.
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    She’s going on lunch break, but she’ll be back to finish everyone’s blow jobs.

  4. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    El Jefe
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    And bam, just like that, the douche throne has been snatched away from John Mayer and Chris Brown and reclaimed by its rightful master.

  5. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    El Jefe
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    Guarantee you this guy was the real killer. His story was total bullshit.

  6. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    El Jefe
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    I would bang her once out of respect for her father and mother. Just once.

  7. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    El Jefe
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    Dammit, the douche throne might be up for grabs again.

  8. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    El Jefe
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    This is your brain on drugs?

  9. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    El Jefe
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    This dude is 100% gay, he and she aren’t fooling anyone.

  10. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    El Jefe
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    I would bang her in a heartbeat. Always loved her, always will.

  11. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    El Jefe
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    I guess we know who is going to be in the next Michael Bay movie.

  12. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    RRP
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    Man all you guys are a sad lot!

  13. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    hedgehog
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    hypnotoad

  14. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    Bugly = Butt + ugly

  15. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
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    “Listen, little Asian lass, just because I’m taking a sip of wine doesn’t mean you should stop sucking!”

    (If you want this to sound like Sean Connery then do it in your head while you read it.)

  16. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
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    Hey, this is Earth-shattering. Someone contact the State Department. We have a Jew and an Arab kissing!

  17. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
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    He’s just showing her his prime specimen of Alabama blacksnake.

  18. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
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    Really nice ass. You, too, Jen.

  19. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
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    You all shouldn’t rank on this guy so badly. I mean, what is he, around 8 or 9?

  20. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
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    Why is she giving Emma Watson a piggy-back ride?

  21. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
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    Fuck these temporal distortion Star Trek episodes. So Picard, retarded Data, and Ponch from Chips have to rescue a tennis player from the Borg in the year 2012?

  22. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
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    It’s rare that I see someone that I could, and would, beat up. Usually it’s like a meat head that I would beat up, but could not actually defeat in a fight so I pass. Or some old dick at Star Bucks that I could beat up, but really wouldn’t out of decency. But this…..this is different.

  23. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    Biff
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    I liked her until her anti Romney comments. Who the hell wants another 4 years of Obabalatta?

  24. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
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    I step out of my time machine and approach Orenthal James. “OJ, you haven’t done anything…yet. But I have a proposition for you.” In our reality this picture just fades away.

  25. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    She’s putting those rumors about her being ugly to rest.

  26. Jim Sturgess Fedora Hipster Shirt Beard
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    This fucking guy makes my coffee at every single place I go in the entire world. Weird.

  27. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    I see a Chupacabra.

  28. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Oz Matters
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    She has a unique body where childbirth is only initiated when the breasts become bigger than the chin. So I guess she has another 17 months to go.

  29. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Swearin
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    “I can’t believe they made M into a damn skirt. Ah well, here’s to you, Good Ole Days”

  30. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
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    Meh. She’s got a pretty face, but does nothing for me otherwise.

  31. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Oz Matters
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    There is always one black guy saying it with his eyes …

  32. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Swearin
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    They must really be on hard times if they have to resort to sharing alcohol vapors.

  33. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    Swearin
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    “Wait, you have a wolf with you? And you want me to punch it?”

  34. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Oz Matters
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    More lumps than a sugar cube factory.

  35. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Forever pregnant.

  36. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    mbcl
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    “I ashked for a dosh shekkies”

  37. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    The Most Interesting
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    There’s a man with a wealth of experience. A man who’s seen the highs, the really lows, and many, many creamy middles. A man with fans from ten to ninety-and-ten.

    Which is why he carries a stethoscope.

  38. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    rawfodog
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    I want to know who’s chest is in the foreground.

  39. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    spartacus
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    I won’t lie, I have an irrational desire to punch his face, punch it again and again while his little whiny douche voice complains.

    I have no justification for this comment.

  40. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    spartacus
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    where’s me cats all gone? Have you had them you fukkahs?

  41. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    spartacus
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    whoop whoop, trombone, cablecar, hatstand, cupcake, rabbit dress

  42. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
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    Awesome at everything he does.

  43. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
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    Very sexy ass on Jennifer.

  44. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
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    Does that asshole from “Gossip Girl” have to douche up every picture he’s in? For fuck’s sake, can’t he look like a normal human being for once?

  45. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
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    Douchebaggery personified.

  46. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Ghost
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    What? No tongue? Where’s the love?

  47. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
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    Mark is a pretty good actor. He only became really popular lately, but he’s been around for a while.

  48. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
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    Despite all the goofy fucking faces she likes to make, she’s actually quite pretty. I totally would.

  49. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    I would still wreck that. Just out of respect for how hot she used to be. I would blast my load all over her face.

  50. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
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    She is a very sexy woman. 40 years old. She’s still as hot as ever. One of my all time Hollywood crushes. Beautiful, talented and has dark side. Perfect woman.

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