Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?
The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,
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Heroin has turned him into Shia Lebouf
This dream always ends the same…Them clenched in sexual afterglow and me waking up screaming and vomiting.
That was great!
Sorry, not into flat, wide ass.
Well, then why don’t we schedule for Kim K’s ass to swallow you whole?
Why Kim’s ass? Hers is wide too.
“Who the fuck is Shawn Pen?”
Sir Connery raises his glass signaling the line judge to have both players fight to the death. He would watch but his Snuggie has freed his Asian companion and he does what all good Scots do after they get their “bagpipe” cleaned.
I hope this hipster shithead phase passes quick ’cause this is getting ridiculous.
nothing attractive to see here. whatta stump.
“Don Quixote will drink no wine before itsh time.
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“It’sh time.”
Serena ROCKS
Women still want the “REAL James Bond”
I don’t know who you are. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that…
“Please don’t… Just sign the autograph. and take that toothpick out of your mouth you’re almost sixty!
LOL !!!
honestly she would look better with a wider nose – her slim nose emphasizes her broad forehead and big chin which is unfortunate because she has lovely eyes and nice lips
I Wish it was the Perks of Not Being In this Picture; My Eyes
He is such a Manly Man
“Hmm…Stop by Toy R us You must Hmm…”
“Don’t do that baby your Yoda impression creeps me out.”
Hmm, not bad. Still hasn’t hit the wall yet.
Here is what Wikipedia says about this actor:
Penn Badgley is a douche without a bag.
The rest was just filler.
Asians are disappointed when they realize Octopussy isn’t about tentacle porn.
Vote for Pedro
They JUST missed Comic-con!
Well, if a man like Sean Connery can wear a Snuggie, I’m sold!
I’m just gonna say it…
When women wear more fabric than the tacky napkins they normally wear in public, they look better.
I wouldn’t kick him out of the seat next to me…
You guys sure that’s not just a blanket? I could have sworn Snuggies came in shit colors…
I used to own a badass women’s Harley Davidson top, flames and everything…
I’m pretty sure I looked tougher in it.
This is the last thing you want to think of when Gozer tells you to choose.
She looks great!
To be fair, she does kick ass. She can probably kick all of ours…
There’s certainly no doubt about that, but someone needs to take pity and show this woman how to dress so she doesn’t scare the shit out of everyone.
She should be nominated for “What Not to Wear.”
Wait… wait… From top to bottom:
Speak no evil.
Lick no e… Lick no one.
Catch no evil?
I’d eat her ass if it meant I got to do her.
If you eat her ass and get a mouthful of hair, spit it out, ‘cuz you’ll be munching on the back of my head.
Laurel maybe?
Why is he wearing a stethoscope?
It’s actually a little radio they give you so that you can listen to the commentary as you watch the match.
The girl in the black t-shirt and blue jeans (second from right) is the best looking one…
All I see is an effeminate John Mayer without a heroin problem…
Has she been on any Lifetime movies?
Not that I watch those.
Crickets?
Avril, I think we need some time apart. Far apart…
Rachel Bargain Hunter.
♪♫ We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn’t a rock
It was a rock lobster… ♪♫
Money Shot here we go !!!
Sparkle Johnson’s aunt Grace in the bg.
Typical.
Bad Actress: “Oh, Mikey. What a long day! I’m so hot in this summer sun…”
Bad Actor: “Here, let me to hose you off…”
Bad Actress: “That feels so goood, yeah…”
Scripted Cinemax sex on car. Fake moaning.
End scene.
nice LV Speedy 25?
Why is this rat still relevant?
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
She’s just missing a tin foil hat.
From fab to flab.
And here you have it, kids, this is what Nickelback music will do to you.
zzzzzzzzz
She needs to take a page from Meryl, Andie and Susan..Age gracefully, Sharon. You’re making a fool of yourself.