The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12

September 11th, 2012 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?

The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    . Helllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooo
    . Hellllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Helllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  2. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    Ruckus
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    Heroin has turned him into Shia Lebouf

  3. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Bionic_Crouton
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    This dream always ends the same…Them clenched in sexual afterglow and me waking up screaming and vomiting.

  4. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    Grandma Butt
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    Sorry, not into flat, wide ass.

  5. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    Snack pack
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    “Who the fuck is Shawn Pen?”

  6. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Sir Connery raises his glass signaling the line judge to have both players fight to the death. He would watch but his Snuggie has freed his Asian companion and he does what all good Scots do after they get their “bagpipe” cleaned.

  7. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    seriouslynow
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    I hope this hipster shithead phase passes quick ’cause this is getting ridiculous.

  8. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
    smd
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    nothing attractive to see here. whatta stump.

  9. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
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    “Don Quixote will drink no wine before itsh time.
    .
    .
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    “It’sh time.”

  10. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Mama Pinkus
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    Serena ROCKS

  11. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    coyote
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    Women still want the “REAL James Bond”

  12. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I don’t know who you are. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that…

    “Please don’t… Just sign the autograph. and take that toothpick out of your mouth you’re almost sixty!

  13. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Mama Pinkus
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    honestly she would look better with a wider nose – her slim nose emphasizes her broad forehead and big chin which is unfortunate because she has lovely eyes and nice lips

  14. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    coyote
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    I Wish it was the Perks of Not Being In this Picture; My Eyes

  15. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    coyote
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    He is such a Manly Man

  16. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Hmm…Stop by Toy R us You must Hmm…”

    “Don’t do that baby your Yoda impression creeps me out.”

  17. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Matt
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    Hmm, not bad. Still hasn’t hit the wall yet.

  18. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Here is what Wikipedia says about this actor:

    Penn Badgley is a douche without a bag.

    The rest was just filler.

  19. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Joaquin ingles
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    Asians are disappointed when they realize Octopussy isn’t about tentacle porn.

  20. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    Ken
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    Vote for Pedro

  21. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Bionic_Crouton
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    They JUST missed Comic-con!

  22. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Fingergod
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, if a man like Sean Connery can wear a Snuggie, I’m sold!

  23. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    Blech
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    I’m just gonna say it…

    When women wear more fabric than the tacky napkins they normally wear in public, they look better.

  24. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Blech
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    I wouldn’t kick him out of the seat next to me…

  25. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Blech
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    You guys sure that’s not just a blanket? I could have sworn Snuggies came in shit colors…

  26. Justin Timberlake Harley Davidson Shirt
    Blech
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    I used to own a badass women’s Harley Davidson top, flames and everything…

    I’m pretty sure I looked tougher in it.

  27. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Joaquin ingles
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    This is the last thing you want to think of when Gozer tells you to choose.

  28. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    Blech
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    She looks great!

  29. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Blech
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    To be fair, she does kick ass. She can probably kick all of ours…

  30. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait… wait… From top to bottom:

    Speak no evil.
    Lick no e… Lick no one.
    Catch no evil?

  31. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    Skeeter
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    I’d eat her ass if it meant I got to do her.

  32. Sharon Stone
    Joaquin ingles
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    Laurel maybe?

  33. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    i heart yo mama.
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    Why is he wearing a stethoscope?

    • RobN

      It’s actually a little radio they give you so that you can listen to the commentary as you watch the match.

  34. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    Blech
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    The girl in the black t-shirt and blue jeans (second from right) is the best looking one…

  35. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    Blech
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    All I see is an effeminate John Mayer without a heroin problem…

  36. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    Blech
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    Has she been on any Lifetime movies?

    Not that I watch those.

  37. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly
    Blech
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    Crickets?

  38. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Blech
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    Avril, I think we need some time apart. Far apart…

  39. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Rachel Bargain Hunter.

  40. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Blech
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    ♪♫ We were at a party
    His ear lobe fell in the deep
    Someone reached in and grabbed it
    It was a rock lobster
    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn’t a rock
    It was a rock lobster… ♪♫

  41. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    i heart yo mama.
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    Money Shot here we go !!!

  42. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Joaquin ingles
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    Sparkle Johnson’s aunt Grace in the bg.

  43. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Blech
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    Typical.

    Bad Actress: “Oh, Mikey. What a long day! I’m so hot in this summer sun…”
    Bad Actor: “Here, let me to hose you off…”
    Bad Actress: “That feels so goood, yeah…”

    Scripted Cinemax sex on car. Fake moaning.

    End scene.

  44. Kym Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    i heart yo mama.
    Commented on this photo:

    nice LV Speedy 25?

  45. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is this rat still relevant?

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  46. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    Crazy homeless lady
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    She’s just missing a tin foil hat.

  47. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    i heart yo mama.
    Commented on this photo:

    From fab to flab.

  48. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Crazy homeless lady
    Commented on this photo:

    And here you have it, kids, this is what Nickelback music will do to you.

  49. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
    i heart yo mama.
    Commented on this photo:

    zzzzzzzzz

  50. Sharon Stone
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    She needs to take a page from Meryl, Andie and Susan..Age gracefully, Sharon. You’re making a fool of yourself.

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