The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12

September 11th, 2012 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?

The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Frank Burns
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    I’m gonna start crying . . .

  2. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    cc
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    ‘I knew you weren’t English. Red wine with fish. Old man!’

  3. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    cc
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    Knowing Joan, she whispered ‘cunt’ in her ear.

  4. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    DubhAgusBan
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    I have one word for you young man: Steam.

  5. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Contusion
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    Ladies and gentlemen, the future Sinead O’Connor.

  6. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    cc
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    Did you say Helmsworth young lady?

  7. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Contusion
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    I think this caption should read, “…just prior to being rejected from Fashion Week.”

  8. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a chin in there….a big one.

  9. Sharon Stone
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    Wear. A. Bra!

  10. Justin Timberlake Harley Davidson Shirt
    wanker
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    Really? Chances are Justin has never riden a motorcycle and has no idea where Van Nuys is.

  11. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    When a woman has incredible athletic talent this site helps me remember that it means nothing; the only thing that matters is how she looks in a tight dress.

  12. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    cc
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    They brought in a new loveseat, just for her.

  13. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    Cock Dr
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    He’s a rare breed; an ectomorphic werewolf.

  14. Sharon Stone
    cc
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    No more hot doses for her!

  15. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    Ruffalo’s face = hairy anus

  16. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    Seeing this closeup I can certainly understand why a man would be in a hurry to slap a huge diamond ring on her and declare undying love.

  17. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Cock Dr
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    It’s fucking Halloween in the Big City.
    It’s that REALLY a guy with Kelly? Are we SURE?

  18. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    Cock Dr
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    Not the best hairstyle for someone with big ears.

  19. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Cock Dr
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    I believe that’s a visible implant scar.
    What a shame.

    • Amy

      Don’t be Silly, they don’t put implants in through your cleavage. She’s beautiful, and you’re just jealous.

      • lily

        beautiful?? ha. with that michael jackson carved up nose and terrible plastic tits…she reminds me of heidi montag

      • Snack pack

        She and her sister were at the top of my list, but she is looking “enhanced” lately, and it isn’t an improvement.

      • I used to find her incredibly attractive. In fact, she IS incredibly attractive. But Snack pack is right. Those look like new enhancements. Sorry, Joanna, you’re moving way down the list.

  20. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    The nosering was a worthwhile addition.

  21. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    i really do not care about what anyone says. but i could live with a face like that for a log long time.

  22. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
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    Wow… his cock is a literal chick magnet.

  23. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
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    Somewhere in NYC, Lyle Lovett and Lara Flynn Boyle are sitting on a couch, proud as punch of their son.

  24. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
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    So much for Canada’s superior dental care

    • Her teeth look very healthy to me. Somewhat crooked, but that’s an orthodontic issue and most probably an elective process. Believe it or not, some people like their crooked teeth just as they are. I think she looks just fine.

  25. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    i am so grateful i am not one of her sons.

  26. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
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    I bet her sister, Sunset, is a lot more fun.

  27. Sharon Stone
    You don know me
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    Gah! since when did Meryl Streep start being sexier than Sharon Stone? is there a lunar eclipse or something outside?

  28. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    Vincent D’Onofrio has really lost some weight.

  29. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Matthew Mosshart is easily the hottest chick in this pic.

  30. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Noni, Non,iNoni, will you marry me?i got lots of small things around my house.

  31. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
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    I’m guessing she came straight from her Cat Fancy cover shoot.

  32. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    You dont know me
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    she’s the hottest of the 3 sister by far, and that’s… kind of sad actually. this is a sad day

  33. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
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    Pretty sure if you peel back that foil it’s all milk chocolate inside.

  34. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Rosalie
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    Someone is going to walk away from this without a soul.

  35. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    You dont know me
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    age: 27 going on 28 going on Gremlin (a creature of the night who gives up his physical shell to achieve greater power in the dark arts). a Licht would have also been appropriate but I didn’t want to give anyone ideas

  36. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    Gin&Tonic
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    amphetamines just kicked in

  37. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    You know, I’m glad we’re past the whole “in every picture there’s an X in the X saying it all with their X” fad, but if ever there was a picture that deserved it…

  38. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    bigalkie
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    Sir Cameltoe

  39. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Gin&Tonic
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    real boobs or fake boobs I just love boobs and now I see two beautiful boobs I love

  40. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Rosalie
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    So they did blow up the True Blood factories.

  41. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Gin&Tonic
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    cant decide if her face’s hot. body fo’ sure, but face kinda looks strung out

  42. Jim Sturgess Fedora Hipster Shirt Beard
    Rosalie
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    God, I hate hats.

  43. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    michael clarke duncan…. i know they called you “black caesar” but come on, you can’t have “black jesus” too

  44. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Tight Dress The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    Looks like a young Salma Hayek here

  45. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    bodyform
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    I have to admit it, she scares me.

  46. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    You Don't Know Me
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    “oh hi daddy. what did i do today? well, I just went for a walk in the park then went home and read until dinner. y’know, the usual stuff”

  47. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Mr. Fu
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    I’ll take Swords for 200 hundred Alex.

  48. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    bigalkie
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    Repulsive

  49. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Even as the evil Dr. Mbengla stood in her ruin and plotted revenge, the trio marched on. They owned this city now. No hipster could escape their grasp. No self-respecting fashionista would stand in their way. Years ago, they each fought alone, striving block-by-block for the right to look like a complete asshole in public. Now, they were together, and thrice more powerful than they ever were apart. Stormrape, Astro-pop, and Wishbone. They were ready, for this was their moment, their time, their city, and their domain. Commonsense and good taste would not avail them….for they….were the Trifectards.

  50. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
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    Someone finally told her that no one else likes Bjork.

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