The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12

September 11th, 2012 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?

The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
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    Salad tossing: Engage!

  2. Kym Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    BigOkie
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    So sexy that way that she’s just a bit cross-eyed.

    Like my cousin says about her, “One eye’s fishin’… the other eye is diggin’ worms.” Yes, he’s a bit of a hick. I’m one of the sophisticated ones.

  3. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    kimmykimkim
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    His hair is pissing me off.

  4. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
    Dick Hell
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    Stacey Bendet spared no expense on the backdrop.

  5. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    DeucePickle
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    You’ve really boobed us good with this Final Five. Thanks PB!

  6. Sharon Stone
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    Sharon Stone, pictured in Los Angeles, holding her evening’s beejer earnings.

  7. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    DubhAgusBan
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    “I still remember my first boob job. Although back then it was called ‘Plasticke Chirurgery’. “

  8. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
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    Jesus Christ. When did Zach Galifanakis get the HIV?

  9. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    DeucePickle
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    Is that Patrick Wharburton ?

  10. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Turd Ferguson
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    Her next movie, “The Perks Of Plastic Surgery”

  11. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    elephantman
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    I feel sorry for her! I bet she’s a real nice person, its not her fault her head got stretched.

  12. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
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    Is Mark McGrath still hosting Extra?

  13. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Deacon Jones
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    Oh all the cunty models in the world, you have to respect one that acts like this. Oh, and poses topless. That helps.

  14. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    DubhAgusBan
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    His T shirt with the tuxedo on it must have been dirty

  15. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
    Matt Lauer
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    Between her being a Scientologist and having a Kelsey Grammer face… let’s just say I’d have to be really, REALLY drunk (like I am now)..

  16. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    Flynbyu
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    She was SO hot in The Change Up.

  17. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    kimmykimkim
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    Ugliest smile ever.

  18. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    This would be the 12th hottest chick you could see in the Kroger parking lot on any given Sunday.

  19. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
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    Hardly the first female Nickelback fan to show up in public with black eyes.

  20. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Turd Ferguson
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    That’s a photo from fashion week?
    Figures – suddenly my board shorts and flip flops arent looking so bad.

  21. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Flynbyu
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    You should see the look on the Ashians faysch when I told her to schit on my lahp.

  22. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    Turd Ferguson
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    “What a gorgeous PURSE!”

  23. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    BigOkie
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    She has to look in the mirror each day and just go, “Fucking seriously?”

    Never have such top-notch genetics been combined to such an unfortunate conclusion.

  24. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
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    Toni Basil called and told you to tone it down a bit.

  25. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Flynbyu
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    They weight gain in her face balances out the chin.

  26. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Tight Dress The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Turd Ferguson
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    Who the f., wait is she old enough to call “Hot?”
    ‘Cause she’s hot.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      yeah. she is in her early 20′s or so. you can jerk-off er watch her on the Vampire Diaries on the CW. she is either a beard or in a real relationship with one of the lead actors on the show.

  27. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
    Turd Ferguson
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    She has a really fantastic personality.

  28. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    BigOkie
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    I’ve spilled much DNA over this chick back in the day.

    She looks thrilled at the prospect of having her picture taken.

  29. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    Anthony
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    Wow she was completely removed from my memory banks until I saw this picture.

  30. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
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    Seraphina: “I’m sorry, Mommy. But Suri commands that I choke you to death…Die, Mommy, Die!”

  31. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    celebutard
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    Desperation doesn’t wash off that easily.

  32. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Turd Ferguson
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    Quick, before anyone notices us with a camera and takes any pictures!

  33. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Bob
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    You won’t see this shit during Fashion Week in Milan or Paris. Why does NYC have to suck at it?

  34. Sharon Stone
    your mom
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    Mom??

    • Jara

      My grandmother looks better than that!

      She needs to put on some makeup. Some women think they don’t need it because they are so conceited, but she’s not twenty anymore and really can’t pull off the earth mamma look. A little Revlon would do her some good.

      • Schmidtler

        you’re right – she should go to the store, buy a big bag of makeup, then dump the makeup out and wear the bag on her head.

  35. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Turd Ferguson
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    Jesus, I’m moving to Miami.
    They wear that shit around the neighborhood while washing Ferrari’s?

    Sign me up.

  36. Sharon Stone
    DubhAgusBan
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    Cleavage, Old age and Foliage

    • Snack pack

      Must be either my monitor, my graphics card, or my eyesight has gone bad because I see no hint of cleavage.

  37. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    The Howitzer
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    Good luck with all that Chad!

  38. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Flynbyu
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    Suck it Trebeck.

  39. Sharon Stone
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    You’ll get this $20.00 AFTER you’ve paparazzi’d me!

  40. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Josie
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    cant believe kelly osburne is on fashion police & she runs her mouth talkin bout how badly ppl look but look at her…her style is awful

  41. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    Look lady…I don’t HAVE any spare change!

  42. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
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    HISSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss! You’ve escaped me this time! But I’ll turn you into one of my undead as soon as the sun goes down!

  43. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    You don't know me
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    uh-oh, Sean’s been out there creeping:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

  44. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    DubhAgusBan
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    Oh God no, ‘keep your eyes peeled’ is just an expression!

  45. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    primitivefix06
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    At least in an emergency she can perform a Caesarian with her chin.

  46. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    your mom
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    Which is the boyfriend??

  47. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    your mom
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    Walk of Shame, or is she just living in her car now?

  48. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    cc
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    The guy who said ‘That’s a Smith & Wesson…and you’ve had your six’ before snuffing some ne’er do well now dresses like this?

  49. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Green Haired Girl: “I got a chocolate bar!”
    Kelly: “I got a quarter!”
    Matthew: “I got a rock.”

  50. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    cc
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    Now is not the time to be going commando.

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