Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?
The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,
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So sexy that way that she’s just a bit cross-eyed.
Like my cousin says about her, “One eye’s fishin’… the other eye is diggin’ worms.” Yes, he’s a bit of a hick. I’m one of the sophisticated ones.
His hair is pissing me off.
Stacey Bendet spared no expense on the backdrop.
You’ve really boobed us good with this Final Five. Thanks PB!
Sharon Stone, pictured in Los Angeles, holding her evening’s beejer earnings.
“I still remember my first boob job. Although back then it was called ‘Plasticke Chirurgery’. “
Jesus Christ. When did Zach Galifanakis get the HIV?
Is that Patrick Wharburton ?
Her next movie, “The Perks Of Plastic Surgery”
I feel sorry for her! I bet she’s a real nice person, its not her fault her head got stretched.
Is Mark McGrath still hosting Extra?
Oh all the cunty models in the world, you have to respect one that acts like this. Oh, and poses topless. That helps.
His T shirt with the tuxedo on it must have been dirty
Between her being a Scientologist and having a Kelsey Grammer face… let’s just say I’d have to be really, REALLY drunk (like I am now)..
She was SO hot in The Change Up.
Ugliest smile ever.
This would be the 12th hottest chick you could see in the Kroger parking lot on any given Sunday.
Hardly the first female Nickelback fan to show up in public with black eyes.
LOL
That’s a photo from fashion week?
Figures – suddenly my board shorts and flip flops arent looking so bad.
You should see the look on the Ashians faysch when I told her to schit on my lahp.
“What a gorgeous PURSE!”
She has to look in the mirror each day and just go, “Fucking seriously?”
Never have such top-notch genetics been combined to such an unfortunate conclusion.
Until you meet her sister.
Top-notch genetics?
Two very beautiful people came together and made at best average looking children. Unfortunate.
So Bruce and Demi AREN’T her parents?
Toni Basil called and told you to tone it down a bit.
They weight gain in her face balances out the chin.
Who the f., wait is she old enough to call “Hot?”
‘Cause she’s hot.
yeah. she is in her early 20′s or so. you can jerk-off er watch her on the Vampire Diaries on the CW. she is either a beard or in a real relationship with one of the lead actors on the show.
She has a really fantastic personality.
She’d better.
I’ve spilled much DNA over this chick back in the day.
She looks thrilled at the prospect of having her picture taken.
Wow she was completely removed from my memory banks until I saw this picture.
Seraphina: “I’m sorry, Mommy. But Suri commands that I choke you to death…Die, Mommy, Die!”
Desperation doesn’t wash off that easily.
I think you mean shame.
to feel any sense of shame one would have to have at least some shred of self respect.
If you’re talking about Joanna, she has self respect to the point of platinum-plated arrogance. She’s nice to look at, but a cunt otherwise.
Quick, before anyone notices us with a camera and takes any pictures!
You won’t see this shit during Fashion Week in Milan or Paris. Why does NYC have to suck at it?
Mom??
My grandmother looks better than that!
She needs to put on some makeup. Some women think they don’t need it because they are so conceited, but she’s not twenty anymore and really can’t pull off the earth mamma look. A little Revlon would do her some good.
you’re right – she should go to the store, buy a big bag of makeup, then dump the makeup out and wear the bag on her head.
Jesus, I’m moving to Miami.
They wear that shit around the neighborhood while washing Ferrari’s?
Sign me up.
Yes, and I’ve seen it, with my own eyes, on late night TV that you, too, can also get a cool car, boat, drugs, and anything else by investing in real estate there.
Sweet. I’m gonna get me a car that is a boat!
Cleavage, Old age and Foliage
Must be either my monitor, my graphics card, or my eyesight has gone bad because I see no hint of cleavage.
Good luck with all that Chad!
Suck it Trebeck.
You’ll get this $20.00 AFTER you’ve paparazzi’d me!
cant believe kelly osburne is on fashion police & she runs her mouth talkin bout how badly ppl look but look at her…her style is awful
Look lady…I don’t HAVE any spare change!
HISSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss! You’ve escaped me this time! But I’ll turn you into one of my undead as soon as the sun goes down!
uh-oh, Sean’s been out there creeping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
What’s the fucking point? I was able to watch that vid for maybe 8 seconds…
Oh God no, ‘keep your eyes peeled’ is just an expression!
At least in an emergency she can perform a Caesarian with her chin.
Which is the boyfriend??
Walk of Shame, or is she just living in her car now?
The guy who said ‘That’s a Smith & Wesson…and you’ve had your six’ before snuffing some ne’er do well now dresses like this?
Green Haired Girl: “I got a chocolate bar!”
Kelly: “I got a quarter!”
Matthew: “I got a rock.”
Now is not the time to be going commando.