The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12

September 11th, 2012 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?

The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kym Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Deacon Jones
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    Definitely your best angle, tootz.

    Now go make me a fucking sandwich.

  2. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    gillian
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    Is that the guy from Boardwalk Empire? The one with half a face?

  3. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    duineeilel
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    test

  4. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Inner Retard
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    I hope she’s running for office because she has my vote.

  5. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    O'chunt
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    Without a doubt, one of the most ridiculous photos I’ve seen on the ‘net in a long while.

  6. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    O'chunt
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    Still would. Sorry guys.

  7. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Smapdi
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    Where’s Buzz Lightyear, Woody, Slinky Dog and Hamm?

  8. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    DubhAgusBan
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    “I don’t get out of bed for less than ten thousand calories a day”

  9. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    O'chunt
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    Beautiful. Despite the Spock ears.

  10. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I work with a girl that went to last year’s national Zumba conference, and she said she’s never seen so many “hot” girls in one place at one time, fighting over guys that were “5′s and 6′s” at the hotel bar because there were so few men around.

    Sooooo, seriously, who wants to go to the next convention?

  11. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    howie
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    insert obligatory comment about spraying her with hose

  12. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Crissy
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    WTF?!!! Did she die?!

  13. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    DubhAgusBan
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    Maybelline Truck Overturns.
    Woman pulled alive from the wreckage

  14. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    vgrly
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    Bad angle? No. Just fat ass.

  15. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    DubhAgusBan
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    They’re like a flute. A flute made out of skin.

  16. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    ChickenHawk
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    Looks like an old college pic of Tina Fey.

  17. Jim Sturgess Fedora Hipster Shirt Beard
    DeucePickle
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    I wish there were a quick way to find out who this guy is……but there probably isn’t.

  18. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Turd Ferguson
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    Me love you loong time. Meeso horny.

  19. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    JC
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    “Young lady, please engage your caterpillar drive.”

  20. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
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    “Yesh, I have the shortesht torsho ever. Your point?”

  21. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Turd Ferguson
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    Leno has been pregnant far too long.

  22. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    Frank Burns
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    “Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?”

  23. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Animal
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    I think she still looks pretty awesome!!!

  24. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
    Deacon Jones
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    “I love it. The black screams subtlety. The headset says “I’m not afraid of technology, BRING IT ON”, yet the glasses are very Orwellian…..”

    “Sweetie, that’s a lighting technician.”

  25. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    DubhAgusBan
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    I bumped in to him a couple of months ago and he was stocious. Really stocious. Langered, legless, one over the eight. Ab. so. lutely. floothered.

  26. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    She looks great with a little meat on her bones. And by bones, I mean her chin bone.

  27. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    vgrly
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    I hope she’s worth the 14 carat price tag!

  28. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    JC
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    Wait a minute, why is she under 300 pounds? Jessica Simpson, you lied about what happens to a woman after she has kids. YOU LIED!

  29. Justin Timberlake Harley Davidson Shirt
    Turd Ferguson
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    Some T-shirt is supposed to change the fact that you were once a boy bander, and still have the voice of an 11 year old lesbian.

  30. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    vgrly
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    Is that a croc skin Birken bag?

  31. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
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    So Steven Tyler is wearing hot pink skirts now?

  32. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
    K-Tron
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    “I DARE you to make fun of my wife’s name. Do it! Make my day.”

  33. Justin Timberlake Harley Davidson Shirt
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    Not pictured: John Travolta kneeling.

  34. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    “Ruth…..ruth…baby ruth….”

    “That’s right mister!”

  35. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    DeucePickle
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    I just don’t have any words to describe this…..I give up, I just don’t even know where to start.

  36. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Here’s a sign of just how horrific those pants are: I saw them in this photo, rather than Rita’s Orba’s

  37. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m trying to say something original but I’m having trouble finding a synonym for bat shit crazy.

  38. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    Deacon Jones
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    “Winona, did you see that big box of free samples they’re giving out?”

  39. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    kimmykimkim
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    Shave, you nasty fuck.

  40. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    Turd Ferguson
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    He has really come into his own, and has a promising future as ‘that guys Mexican friend who sits on the couch #2′ in many future movies.

  41. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
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    “Yes, I know how to ski, why do you as. . . . You cocksucker, I will hunt you down and kill you.”

  42. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    Equinox
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    Hmm…more like Olivia Wide.

  43. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    HEY!
    Pass me a f*cking goblet!

  44. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    JC
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    Did the star behind her head go supernova randomly, or did it just kill itself at the sight of these “people”?

  45. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    BigOkie
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    A mommy who have our full permission to wear spandex. Looks great!

  46. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Diablo Dude
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    Straight up, blowing kisses in the wind.

  47. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
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    I bought my first joint from this guy, in 1982. It was behind the 7-11.

  48. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Deacon Jones
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    oh you bad girl you

  49. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Katie
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    Chad, you lucky son-of-a-bitch.

  50. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Dow Chemical, maker of Lycra and Nylon, issued a full public apology today, and recalled all of its products.

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