Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?
The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,
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I cannot believe she critiques other people’s style for a freaking living! Joan Rivers should be rolling over in her grave.
I just now got that and LOL’d
Nice work!
Wizard of Oz on heroin.
Lion on the right, TinWoman?Man? on the left, black Scarycrow in the back, and Dorothy, who was caught in an explosion at the Crayola factory. Hopefully the blonde in the far back is the Wicked Witch armed with an AK47.
I thought the same thing, just add a dog and call it The Wizard of Ozzie’s Daughter.
What a badass.
Hello . . . My name is Christopher Mintz-Plasse . . . You still call me “McLovin” . . . Prepare to die . . .
It wouldn’t matter if this guy won a Nobel Prize for curing aids and ending hunger, The news report would read “McLovin ends hunger and cures aids!”
SHE HULK GO ON TALK SHOW!
This is getting sad.
Weight Watchers is going to be annoyed when they see Olivia wearing Jessica Simpson’s pants leg.
ha ha! thumbs up doesn’t work.
Let me guess, a women’s match?
Uh oh… she’s got that look in her eye. Hide your valubles.
She’s got the “Walk of shame” look/uniform down pat.
I can’t read what his shirt says, so I assume it says, “someone give me AIDS in the butt.”
That’s a safe bet.
One of the few celebrity moms you can see actually raising her kids rather than using them as photo props.
OMG…they’re being followed by a voodoo doctor.
She’s pretty.
Oh Kimmie your taste is good… ummmm!
Stone: Are you paparazzi trying to take a picture of my nip slip?
Photographer: No ma’am. I’m going to remind you again, this is the Sears Family Portrait Studio. And please button that up.
Can I get a Carmen Electra and Amanda Heard Photoshop? If we aren’t going to use the Internet properly let’s just unplug the damn thing.
Her hairdresser was clearly confused when she went in and asked for the new “Pink/Miley Cyrus ‘do”
I think he and Shia Lebouf should hang out.
From gallows.
Ya, it looks like nut hair. And McLovin still gets ass loads of hot tail and can cry himself to sleep into big ole stacks of money.
must suck life
Rihanna’s future self time traveled back to us to assuage any fears that she is about o get back with Chris Brown and meet an untimely death.
Comes on guys, throw her a pity fuck. Her dad was in Die Hard.
Rumer dosen’t have it.
I rather like her :)
Me too. I love Asian women. I know she isn’t Asian, and one doesn’t have to do with the other… I’ll stop now.
James Bond + Snuggie = :(
I bet he would actually enjoy being Rickrolled.
three invisible dicks
awesomely hilarious!
I feel bad for the youngsters that don’t realize she used to be one of the hottest chicks around.
Pam’s a very interesting creature, she either looks really good, like in this photo, or really bad, there is no grey area for her.
good? did you really say she looks good in this photo?
Her legs look fairly decent. The rest of her…not so much!
She’s hardly the first of Rod Stewart’s exes to end up in a dumpster.
This has to rank the in top 10 jobs of all time.
Well, they look happy.
why the long face?
oh yeah, right
“Oh hey, Joan- was your Dark Mark burning too just now?”
“Of course, darling”
“Hail Voldemort!”
What happens when two Dementors kiss?
We should really get her and Miley together–on a lonely desert island far from a boat, or my ears.
i’m too sexy for these pants
Prune juice. Shaken, not stirred.
“sucky sucky?”
I really hope that’s a joke.
“Maybe if I dress like a middle-American electrician, maybe the internet will forget the time I had ramen-noodle hair and wore a denim tuxedo.”
Bahahahaaaa… yes. Thank you.
It’s really sad when Alzheimer’s patients get to that point where they can’t even remember to put on their pants.
I’m tired of suspending disbelief and pretending she’s attractive on MadMen. Time for John Hamm to kill her with his penis.
Death by dong, huh? Not bad.
Hard.
Fucking.
Core.
Definitely wife material. No need to worry about her stabbing you in your sleep one night at all.
I hope the Final Five is of the girl on the left
You’re only saying that because she is the most beautiful…oh…yeah…RIGHT!
Still the hottest one from that show.
Good eye, sir (ma’am?). Good eye.
I would love to party with this guy.
She’ll fit right in in Kosovo. That outfit is a human-rights violation.
But but… boobs!
always a favorite
crazy in the head, crazy in the bed
Yeah, until she kidnaps your dog and steals your car.
If she is really that fucking nuts, it seems like that would be a cheap price to pay to be rid of her.
Apparently stuffed a few condiments down his pants.
When puberty hits, that thing will really kick-in.
I think it’s really sad that he can’t afford to buy a razor.