The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12

September 11th, 2012 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?

The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Billebuoy
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    I cannot believe she critiques other people’s style for a freaking living! Joan Rivers should be rolling over in her grave.

  2. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wizard of Oz on heroin.

    Lion on the right, TinWoman?Man? on the left, black Scarycrow in the back, and Dorothy, who was caught in an explosion at the Crayola factory. Hopefully the blonde in the far back is the Wicked Witch armed with an AK47.

  3. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    blonde
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    What a badass.

  4. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    ThisWillHurt
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    Hello . . . My name is Christopher Mintz-Plasse . . . You still call me “McLovin” . . . Prepare to die . . .

    • Bionic_Crouton

      It wouldn’t matter if this guy won a Nobel Prize for curing aids and ending hunger, The news report would read “McLovin ends hunger and cures aids!”

  5. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    EricLr
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    SHE HULK GO ON TALK SHOW!

  6. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    blonde
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    This is getting sad.

  7. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    Frank Burns
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    Weight Watchers is going to be annoyed when they see Olivia wearing Jessica Simpson’s pants leg.

  8. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    EricLr
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    Let me guess, a women’s match?

  9. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Uh oh… she’s got that look in her eye. Hide your valubles.

  10. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    She’s got the “Walk of shame” look/uniform down pat.

  11. Jim Sturgess Fedora Hipster Shirt Beard
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    I can’t read what his shirt says, so I assume it says, “someone give me AIDS in the butt.”

  12. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    Smapdi
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    One of the few celebrity moms you can see actually raising her kids rather than using them as photo props.

  13. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    OMG…they’re being followed by a voodoo doctor.

  14. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    kimmykimkim
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    She’s pretty.

  15. Sharon Stone
    EricLr
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    Stone: Are you paparazzi trying to take a picture of my nip slip?

    Photographer: No ma’am. I’m going to remind you again, this is the Sears Family Portrait Studio. And please button that up.

  16. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Hugh Evers
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    Can I get a Carmen Electra and Amanda Heard Photoshop? If we aren’t going to use the Internet properly let’s just unplug the damn thing.

  17. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    dudelookslikealady
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    Her hairdresser was clearly confused when she went in and asked for the new “Pink/Miley Cyrus ‘do”

  18. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    EricLr
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    I think he and Shia Lebouf should hang out.

    From gallows.

  19. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    Icehawg
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    Ya, it looks like nut hair. And McLovin still gets ass loads of hot tail and can cry himself to sleep into big ole stacks of money.

  20. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    howie
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    must suck life

  21. Rita Ora Cleavage
    rantatonne
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    Rihanna’s future self time traveled back to us to assuage any fears that she is about o get back with Chris Brown and meet an untimely death.

  22. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    EricLr
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    Comes on guys, throw her a pity fuck. Her dad was in Die Hard.

  23. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Diablo Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Rumer dosen’t have it.

  24. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    InkyBlack
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    I rather like her :)

    • Bionic_Crouton

      Me too. I love Asian women. I know she isn’t Asian, and one doesn’t have to do with the other… I’ll stop now.

  25. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    shemp
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    James Bond + Snuggie = :(

  26. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    EricLr
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    I bet he would actually enjoy being Rickrolled.

  27. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    howie
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    three invisible dicks

  28. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    TheArtimus
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    I feel bad for the youngsters that don’t realize she used to be one of the hottest chicks around.

  29. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    EricLr
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    She’s hardly the first of Rod Stewart’s exes to end up in a dumpster.

  30. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    TheArtimus
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    This has to rank the in top 10 jobs of all time.

  31. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
    EricLr
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    Well, they look happy.

  32. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    howie
    Commented on this photo:

    why the long face?

    oh yeah, right

  33. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    K-Tron
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    “Oh hey, Joan- was your Dark Mark burning too just now?”
    “Of course, darling”
    “Hail Voldemort!”

  34. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    EricLr
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    We should really get her and Miley together–on a lonely desert island far from a boat, or my ears.

  35. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    howie
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    i’m too sexy for these pants

  36. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    tlmck
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    Prune juice. Shaken, not stirred.

  37. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    “sucky sucky?”

  38. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    EricLr
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    I really hope that’s a joke.

  39. Justin Timberlake Harley Davidson Shirt
    K-Tron
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    “Maybe if I dress like a middle-American electrician, maybe the internet will forget the time I had ramen-noodle hair and wore a denim tuxedo.”

  40. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    It’s really sad when Alzheimer’s patients get to that point where they can’t even remember to put on their pants.

  41. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m tired of suspending disbelief and pretending she’s attractive on MadMen. Time for John Hamm to kill her with his penis.

  42. Justin Timberlake Harley Davidson Shirt
    Deacon Jones
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    Hard.
    Fucking.
    Core.

  43. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    EricLr
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    Definitely wife material. No need to worry about her stabbing you in your sleep one night at all.

  44. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope the Final Five is of the girl on the left

  45. Kym Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    tlmck
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    Still the hottest one from that show.

  46. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    Deacon Jones
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    I would love to party with this guy.

  47. Rita Ora Cleavage
    K-Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    She’ll fit right in in Kosovo. That outfit is a human-rights violation.

  48. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    howie
    Commented on this photo:

    always a favorite

    crazy in the head, crazy in the bed

  49. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    tlmck
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    Apparently stuffed a few condiments down his pants.

  50. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    Sheppy
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    When puberty hits, that thing will really kick-in.

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