Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?
The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,
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The pantyhose go on your legs, honey.
Trannys kissing, no big deal.
at least she plays tennis better than Kim Kardashian
ponytail … check
early 70s style unkempt beard … check
conspicuous tattoo … check
iphone in hand … check
Whole Foods shopping bag … check
definitely fulfills all hipster douche requirements
still needs a fedora. then the face punching can commence.
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT! He is not allowed to wear a cool hat like a fedora. I will allow a beanie with a propeller, but nothing else that even comes close to being something that I would wear…
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My god, you’re right.
Terrible oversight on my part – how could I forget that?
is “Wild for Zumba” a porn production company?
Hey! I have that EXACT same hose sprayer. Unfortunately, I can’t relate to anything else in this picture.
Honey, just cash out the Trust and retire now.
it’s not going to get any better for you.
Do the Canadian authorities know that he’s wasting their oxygen?
Has she thought about taking a Spray Tan Course over at Pierce Community College?
“I bought this necklace with the money I earned being Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard”
Is he 16 years old or something? Lose the hat.
Sad to say, Rob Kardashian could, in fact, do better than this.
There you go … Soylent Green
The guy in the picture next to her looks proud as hell he doesn’t have a boner…yet.
ThinLips
She believes in my partner, so obviously I have to support her, even if she looks like a disco ball.
Somewhere, Luciano Benetton is laughing his old ass off right now.
Did Jimmy Fallon warn the people in the first few rows that she’s liable to throw her poop at them if she gets angry?
Sean Connery must be done with his asian lady friend, and is coming up their aisle for another round of BJ’s.
Jesus she’s busted looking – even the 2 dimensional people on the billboards are trying to run away from her!
So Dolph Lundgren dropped some weight, got a sex change, changed his name to ‘Sunrise’ and married an actor? Good for him!
nice knickers, douchewad.
…I thought that “Unknown” was “Taken 2″ (ok, I know it wasn’t really, but in effect it was).
Adam Ant called, he said your impression is sub par.
Don’t drink, don’t smoke… What do you do?
It’s going to take more than $20 to get someone to undo the button of that blazer.
I imagine it being like if you looked into the Ark of the Covenant.
This is why Muslims hate us. Producing cartoons of their prophet Muhammad.
Ironic that she’s at the premier of ” The Perks Of Being A Wallflower” when the only reason she was invited was the perk of being fathered by someone famous.
“By the time I finish this wine, one of you will be dead. What? It’s tennis? Not ‘battle royale’? Well, fight to the death anyway.”
what the hell? Did she just get laid in the grocery store?
Is she dating Chris Brown now?
I know, it’s getting old…but I love the classics!
The ancient ritual of passing the Adderall tablet from mouth to mouth continues to this day.
“Get away from my Ferrari skank!”
As much as I hate tattoos, especially on women, I’d say she is a perfect candidate for tattoos all over her face. Lots and lots of room for just about any trendy chinese symbols, quotes from who ever, even a koi pond full of koi!
Someone please help him find the man who took his socks.
The dude on the left tho…………
He’s way prettier and thinner than she is. I’d just hate that. Sigh…poor girl.
Photoshop helps a little bit.
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She’s got the same sort of smile/grimace that Posh Spice has; a smile that shows her whole set of teeth and makes her lips disappear. That’s why you never see Posh smile. If she does accidently smile, she quickly covers her mouth with her hand. She did that at her fashion show recently.
I think I could manage a one-time shag with Kelly Osbourne (as long as she kept her British cake-hole shut) but that scrawny, ugly bitch in the vest is totally undoable!
Age is kind to no one and unless one dies young, we all end up looking baggy, wrinkly and dried up.
This guy fucked Scarlett Johansson. So who am I to judge a pretentious, talentless asshole whose best days occurred right around the time Chelsea Clinton’s potential siblings were being dribbled on Monica Lewinsky’s dress?
Why does he always look like he’s trying to figure out if was a shit or fart?
Pure hotness. Chase the skinny runway rats all you want. THIS is a woman who will work hard for your nut.
She’s doable, especially at 2 a.m. Otherwise, in a room full of incredible hotties, she would be somewhat whelming.
Whew…on the other hand, I guess I could put up with over-inflated boobs for a weekend or two. She looks superb!
“Engage photon torpedo! Geordie, give me a status report on the shields! And Number 1, meet me in the transporter room!”
“…then he says, ‘Nicole got a nasty paper cut, just get me a bunch of towels and shut the fuck up!’ It was goddamn hilarious!”
How often do you see two zombies kissing each other?
Yikes. Please post a warning on the previous pic to warn me before showing me this ….
She has weird armpits. They scare me.