The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12

September 11th, 2012 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?

The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Tight Dress The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Bouncy Castle
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    The pantyhose go on your legs, honey.

  2. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    theoriginal LJ
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    Trannys kissing, no big deal.

  3. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Martina
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    at least she plays tennis better than Kim Kardashian

  4. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    Martina
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    ponytail … check
    early 70s style unkempt beard … check
    conspicuous tattoo … check
    iphone in hand … check
    Whole Foods shopping bag … check

    definitely fulfills all hipster douche requirements

    • Schmidtler

      still needs a fedora. then the face punching can commence.

      • NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT! He is not allowed to wear a cool hat like a fedora. I will allow a beanie with a propeller, but nothing else that even comes close to being something that I would wear…

        [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/13/jared-340_368.jpg[/img]

      • Martina

        My god, you’re right.
        Terrible oversight on my part – how could I forget that?

  5. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    Martina
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    is “Wild for Zumba” a porn production company?

  6. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    EZ-B
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    Hey! I have that EXACT same hose sprayer. Unfortunately, I can’t relate to anything else in this picture.

  7. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Martina
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    Honey, just cash out the Trust and retire now.
    it’s not going to get any better for you.

  8. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    Martina
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    Do the Canadian authorities know that he’s wasting their oxygen?

  9. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    Martina
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    Has she thought about taking a Spray Tan Course over at Pierce Community College?

  10. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    “I bought this necklace with the money I earned being Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard”

  11. Jim Sturgess Fedora Hipster Shirt Beard
    Martina
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    Is he 16 years old or something? Lose the hat.

  12. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Sad to say, Rob Kardashian could, in fact, do better than this.

  13. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Martina
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    There you go … Soylent Green

  14. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly
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    The guy in the picture next to her looks proud as hell he doesn’t have a boner…yet.

  15. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Tight Dress The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    ThinLips

  16. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
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    She believes in my partner, so obviously I have to support her, even if she looks like a disco ball.

  17. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Somewhere, Luciano Benetton is laughing his old ass off right now.

  18. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Schmidtler
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    Did Jimmy Fallon warn the people in the first few rows that she’s liable to throw her poop at them if she gets angry?

  19. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    Schmidtler
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    Sean Connery must be done with his asian lady friend, and is coming up their aisle for another round of BJ’s.

  20. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    Schmidtler
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    Jesus she’s busted looking – even the 2 dimensional people on the billboards are trying to run away from her!

  21. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
    Schmidtler
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    So Dolph Lundgren dropped some weight, got a sex change, changed his name to ‘Sunrise’ and married an actor? Good for him!

  22. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
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    nice knickers, douchewad.

  23. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    eatme
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    …I thought that “Unknown” was “Taken 2″ (ok, I know it wasn’t really, but in effect it was).

  24. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    hollyk
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    Adam Ant called, he said your impression is sub par.

  25. Sharon Stone
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    It’s going to take more than $20 to get someone to undo the button of that blazer.

    I imagine it being like if you looked into the Ark of the Covenant.

  26. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
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    This is why Muslims hate us. Producing cartoons of their prophet Muhammad.

  27. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
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    Ironic that she’s at the premier of ” The Perks Of Being A Wallflower” when the only reason she was invited was the perk of being fathered by someone famous.

  28. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
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    “By the time I finish this wine, one of you will be dead. What? It’s tennis? Not ‘battle royale’? Well, fight to the death anyway.”

  29. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    what the hell? Did she just get laid in the grocery store?

  30. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
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    Is she dating Chris Brown now?

    I know, it’s getting old…but I love the classics!

  31. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Hugh Jazz
    Commented on this photo:

    The ancient ritual of passing the Adderall tablet from mouth to mouth continues to this day.

  32. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Commented on this photo:

    “Get away from my Ferrari skank!”

  33. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Next....
    Commented on this photo:

    As much as I hate tattoos, especially on women, I’d say she is a perfect candidate for tattoos all over her face. Lots and lots of room for just about any trendy chinese symbols, quotes from who ever, even a koi pond full of koi!

  34. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Someone please help him find the man who took his socks.

  35. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Gwen
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    The dude on the left tho…………

  36. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Marlyn
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s way prettier and thinner than she is. I’d just hate that. Sigh…poor girl.

  37. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Photoshop helps a little bit.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/13/rumer-340_453.jpg[/img]

  38. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Glenys
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    She’s got the same sort of smile/grimace that Posh Spice has; a smile that shows her whole set of teeth and makes her lips disappear. That’s why you never see Posh smile. If she does accidently smile, she quickly covers her mouth with her hand. She did that at her fashion show recently.

  39. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    I think I could manage a one-time shag with Kelly Osbourne (as long as she kept her British cake-hole shut) but that scrawny, ugly bitch in the vest is totally undoable!

  40. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Freebue
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    Age is kind to no one and unless one dies young, we all end up looking baggy, wrinkly and dried up.

  41. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    journalschism
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    This guy fucked Scarlett Johansson. So who am I to judge a pretentious, talentless asshole whose best days occurred right around the time Chelsea Clinton’s potential siblings were being dribbled on Monica Lewinsky’s dress?

  42. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
    journalschism
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    Why does he always look like he’s trying to figure out if was a shit or fart?

  43. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
    journalschism
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    Pure hotness. Chase the skinny runway rats all you want. THIS is a woman who will work hard for your nut.

  44. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Fashion Week
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    She’s doable, especially at 2 a.m. Otherwise, in a room full of incredible hotties, she would be somewhat whelming.

  45. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
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    Whew…on the other hand, I guess I could put up with over-inflated boobs for a weekend or two. She looks superb!

  46. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    PZ
    Commented on this photo:

    “Engage photon torpedo! Geordie, give me a status report on the shields! And Number 1, meet me in the transporter room!”

  47. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    journalschism
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    “…then he says, ‘Nicole got a nasty paper cut, just get me a bunch of towels and shut the fuck up!’ It was goddamn hilarious!”

  48. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    asasssyshortcake
    Commented on this photo:

    How often do you see two zombies kissing each other?

  49. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    asasssyshortcake
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes. Please post a warning on the previous pic to warn me before showing me this ….

  50. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    asasssyshortcake
    Commented on this photo:

    She has weird armpits. They scare me.

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